Trollin' down the street smoking indo sipping on gin and juice...

Re: Trollin' down the street smoking indo sipping on gin and juice...

• ADC1979 member

  October 2014

  pintsizemama15 said:

  SAHMs is going through a crisis it seems and it's spilling over into Parenting. I'm still investigating.

  
  

  
  

  We look forward to seeing what you find! 

   

  
  

  
  

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• ashleymarie1027 member

  October 2014

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• [Deleted User] member

  October 2014

  I'm trying to catch up on the Parenting drama that's spilled over to the board that can't be named without getting banned. Everyone thinks the person spilling the beans is the crazy one but no one will say why.
  
  I'd like to take this moment to say I'm grateful that as of yet there's been no drama from the July 2014 FB group that has spilled over here. And if it ever does, I hope someone lays out all the details instead of vaguebumping and then getting irritated when people not in the FB group ask questions.
  

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• lamarei member

  October 2014

  Heavens. July 14 got into quite a ruckus over night! And we thought we were boring...

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• [Deleted User] member

  October 2014

  cko521 said:

  GD. We're gonna be on everyone else's trolling threads now.

  This was my thought exactly.

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• ghostof5letters member

  October 2014

  

  
  

  
  

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• darkangel42 member

  October 2014

  cko521 said:
  

  Psst. Look up a few threads (newb in town thread).

  *quote fail*

  Dafuq did I just read?!

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• [Deleted User] member

  October 2014

  cko521 said:

  LeaLupins said:

  I'f like to take this moment to say I'm grateful that as of yet there's been no drama from the July 2014 FB group that has spilled over here. And if it ever does, I hope someone lays out all the details instead of vaguebumping and then getting irritated when people not in the FB group ask questions.
  

  Lol. I think you jinxed it.
  
  Not that I'm cool enough to be part of the fb group.

  Me either. I wasn't posting as much I think when the FB group started... Oh wellsies.

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• TurtleMonsters member

  October 2014

  Not in FB group either...
  
  Man, I regroup my life and miss board drama...what happened? I'm trying to find THEE thread, and keep seeing teaser non-dramatic post drama threads. or something. I'm fried...over trolled
  

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• Csltdk member

  October 2014

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town/p12
  
  July 14 outing a catfish.....
  
  
  

  
  

  

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• TurtleMonsters member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  YES! I just came back to edit that I couldn't figure out how that thread was amusing...didn't read past the first page. Now I have something to do thanks ladies!
  
  ETA: Damn J14...not messing around with the Trollin' Tuesday. J14 pride;)
  

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• littlemissmarla member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  @cko521 ... holy crap, YES YES that does her a bad mother. The poor thing is only 5.5 weeks! 

  
  

  ETA: well at least she is owning up to it.. hopefully she will decide to get up and take care of her baby rather than getting a little more sleep.

  
  

  [ Zoey 7.28.14 ]

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• ChrisB member

  October 2014

  This guy is a fucking gem...

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443332/frustration#latest
  

  
  

  
  

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• Mamanorris81 member

  October 2014

  "Iv done the old maybe if I poke her with it she will get the hint". I can't believe that didn't work!!! I can't resist being poked by a hard dick. )

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• darkangel42 member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  ChrisB said:

  This guy is a fucking gem...

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443332/frustration#latest
  

  
  

  
  

  And what he said in the other thread.
  He has to be trolling, there's no way a woman would marry that!

  
  

  edit: or should that say "wemen"?

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• coybig member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  ChrisB said:

  This guy is a fucking gem...

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443332/frustration#latest
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
  And now you all know why I hang out in BMBs related to the two kids... 
  

  there are two motivations in sports, which is yours?

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• ChrisB member

  October 2014

  cko521 said:

  This guy is a fucking gem...

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443332/frustration#latest
  

  
  

  
  

  He said she has freaking PPD?! And the one guy said he made a comment about sucking his wife's tits when she didn't want it. So that's sexual assault. Disgusting piece of trash.

  I know!!!

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• SuperTinkerham member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  stellabunny said:

  ghostof5letters said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12458942/nbr-would-you-eat-squirrel/p1

  
  

  DH and I live in a suburban part of town about 20 minutes from Atlanta, so we're not exactly in the country, but we have a problem with squirrels. We have 6 pecan trees, and they eat all of our pecans and also chew through the spray foam insulation and get into our attic.
  
  DH has this idea that he will shoot and kill the squirrels with an air gun, and then we can eat them. He says something needs to be done about them, but killing them and not eating them would be cruel and wasteful, so it's a win-win!
  
  I did try rat when we lived in Thailand (clean rats from a rice field), and it wasn't bad, but I'm just grossed out by the idea of eating squirrel. Then again, I've eaten rabbit, and that's not gross to me. WDYT?
  

  This is the United States. We only eat squirrels if we're playing Oregon Trail dammit.
  

  
  Clearly you've never been to east Texas.

   

  

  

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• [Deleted User] member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  Do we know if any other BMB's have a trollin' Tuesday type thread that have linked to the Newb thread on our board? I looked through a few boards out of curiosity but didn't see anything.
  
  Edited: grammar is hard.

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• Eposty member

  October 2014 edited October 2014

  darkangel42 said:

  
  

  ChrisB said:

  
  

  This guy is a fucking gem...

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443332/frustration#latest
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  And what he said in the other thread.
  He has to be trolling, there's no way a woman would marry that!

  
  

  edit: or should that say "wemen"?

  
  
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  Has to be a troll, there is no way that he is neeeever alone to take care of himself. They shower together every single time? Does she hold his hand while he poops? Seriously?
  
  Since he has zero issues being as ass I'm surprised he wouldn't just say I need ten minutes to go bust a nut! Not that complicated!
  

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• ChrisB member

  October 2014

  
  

  Eposty said:

  ChrisB said:

  This guy is a fucking gem...

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443332/frustration#latest
  

  
  

  
  

  And what he said in the other thread.
  He has to be trolling, there's no way a woman would marry that!

  
  

  edit: or should that say "wemen"?

  ------------------ Edit: stuck in box ------------------ Has to be a troll, there is no way that he is neeeever alone to take care of himself. They shower together every single time? Does she hold his hand while he poops? Seriously? Since he has zero issues being as ass I'm surprised he wouldn't just say I need ten minutes to go bust a nut! Not that complicated!

  Definitely! Go back and read his other posts. The "Dads drinking breast milk" one is good.

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• rachelchristina member

  October 2014

  pintsizemama15 said:

  Not sure if this got posted: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12464840/bye-jerks#latest

  
  

  She was afraid she had Ebola because of a 99 degree temp...

  
  

  edit: def MUD but interesting.

  
  

  So don't think I'm crazy I'm not I swear I'm just really scared!!

  
  

  Ever since I got preggo I've still been charting my temperature because I am really afraid of miscarriage and I want to know if my temperature drops because that's a big sign and so I take it every morning at 5am EVERY DAY.

  
  

  This morning my temperature jumped up to like 99.4 which is SO NOT ME and it's like, DUH I know I'm not ovulating I'm not some idiot because I'm already preggers so I've got a fever 

  
  

  The issue is that I live in Dallas and I'm really afraid I might have Ebola. My hubs says I'm crazzy but I KNOW MY BODY OKAY and this is not normal. Everyone says it's not airborne but seriously that shit mutates and I just feel like I never get colds and stuff why else would I have a fever unless it was really bad???

  
  

  I want to go to a hospital but hubs refuses to drive me and I'm afraid to drive myself because what if I like have some kind of attack from this while I drive???

  
  

  What would you mamas do? I don't want to just sit around and wait!!!

  
  

  Only helpful advice plz. 

  Reading all the way to the end it was their mod sugahcookie, but it was entertaining.

  

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• ADC1979 member

  October 2014

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12466263/7-weeks-pregnant-and-my-fiance-is-going-through-a-divorce#latest

  
  

  Just found out that I'm pregnant. My fiance is waiting on the divorce to be finalized. Recently the ex of him found out that I'm pregnant and we had a wedding ceremony in September, nothing related to the legal stuff. We are still waiting for his divorce to get married again. She said she will press charges on him to get kicked out navy and jail time. Will he really get in trouble even they are legally separated and the divorce almost finalize? What is gonna happene? I'm so worry about him. Any advice would be appreciated, thank you xx
  

  
  

  
  

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• ADC1979 member

  October 2014

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12466110/wheres-that-ghostmonkeyfucker#latest

  
  

  First Tri is a little crazier than usual today.

  
  

  I haven't seen her around in a while.
   @Ghostmonkey
  @whocanitbenow
  @littlebunnyfufu
  
  I hope she left with those sad ass SAHMers.
  

  
  

  
  

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• ChrisB member

  October 2014

  ADC1979 said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12466263/7-weeks-pregnant-and-my-fiance-is-going-through-a-divorce#latest

  
  

  Just found out that I'm pregnant. My fiance is waiting on the divorce to be finalized. Recently the ex of him found out that I'm pregnant and we had a wedding ceremony in September, nothing related to the legal stuff. We are still waiting for his divorce to get married again. She said she will press charges on him to get kicked out navy and jail time. Will he really get in trouble even they are legally separated and the divorce almost finalize? What is gonna happene? I'm so worry about him. Any advice would be appreciated, thank you xx
  

  Umm, pardon?

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• ghostof5letters member

  October 2014

  ChrisB said:

  ADC1979 said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12466263/7-weeks-pregnant-and-my-fiance-is-going-through-a-divorce#latest

  
  

  Just found out that I'm pregnant. My fiance is waiting on the divorce to be finalized. Recently the ex of him found out that I'm pregnant and we had a wedding ceremony in September, nothing related to the legal stuff. We are still waiting for his divorce to get married again. She said she will press charges on him to get kicked out navy and jail time. Will he really get in trouble even they are legally separated and the divorce almost finalize? What is gonna happene? I'm so worry about him. Any advice would be appreciated, thank you xx
  

  Umm, pardon?

  Someone page the Etiquette Board over on TB 

  
  

  @salsera29

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• bullybutt member

  October 2014

  ghostof5letters said:

  ChrisB said:

  ADC1979 said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12466263/7-weeks-pregnant-and-my-fiance-is-going-through-a-divorce#latest

  
  

  Just found out that I'm pregnant. My fiance is waiting on the divorce to be finalized. Recently the ex of him found out that I'm pregnant and we had a wedding ceremony in September, nothing related to the legal stuff. We are still waiting for his divorce to get married again. She said she will press charges on him to get kicked out navy and jail time. Will he really get in trouble even they are legally separated and the divorce almost finalize? What is gonna happene? I'm so worry about him. Any advice would be appreciated, thank you xx
  

  Umm, pardon?

  Someone page the Etiquette Board over on TB 

  
  

  @salsera29

  
  

  
  "Pro Tip: Always wear a condom while sleeping with someone who is married. "

   

  HA! For real!!  

  

   

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• ariel8200 member

  October 2014

  I found one!

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12466469/my-honest-opinion-as-a-mother/p1

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Salsera29 member

  October 2014

  ghostof5letters said:

  ChrisB said:

  ADC1979 said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12466263/7-weeks-pregnant-and-my-fiance-is-going-through-a-divorce#latest

  
  

  Just found out that I'm pregnant. My fiance is waiting on the divorce to be finalized. Recently the ex of him found out that I'm pregnant and we had a wedding ceremony in September, nothing related to the legal stuff. We are still waiting for his divorce to get married again. She said she will press charges on him to get kicked out navy and jail time. Will he really get in trouble even they are legally separated and the divorce almost finalize? What is gonna happene? I'm so worry about him. Any advice would be appreciated, thank you xx
  

  Umm, pardon?

  Someone page the Etiquette Board over on TB 

  
  

  @salsera29

  
  

  I had to read that 4 times.

  
  

  

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