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kayteebayb · October 2014

Let's hear 'em!

I'm being a total brat/diva/princess about who gets to know about this pregnancy at work. I have no good reason for not sharing with everyone other than I just don't want certain people in my business. For all I care, some of them can just find out on FB next week.

Sarahbmcd · October 2014

My only confession is that I had a piece of this amazing Reeses cake for dinner last night, with a glass of milk. It was the best decision all day yesterday.

KellyFM522 · October 2014

We are driving down to VA next weekend to see family, and all I'm thinking about is all the fast food I'm going to ditch them for to go get, that I can't get here. Arby's, Chickfila, Sonic, Carls Jr, California Tortilla... It's going to be a good trip.

Pintobean39 · October 2014

kayteebayb said:
Let's hear 'em!

I'm being a total brat/diva/princess about who gets to know about this pregnancy at work. I have no good reason for not sharing with everyone other than I just don't want certain people in my business. For all I care, some of them can just find out on FB next week.

I'm being picky too. I'm only telling people that throughout my entire fertility treatments checked on me and acted concerned. I have a friend that I rarely heard from and I think she may have heard through someone else and she text me the same day she was with a friend that knew, asking how I was doing. I just responded with "fine". I haven't heard from her in months and now she cares. Since then she's sent another text about how friends are like stars or some shit. I don't give a fuck. I've actually only seen her about 3 times this entire year because I've been home not able to drive so I haven't gone anywhere. She told me months ago she was going to come visit after work but I never heard from her.

So honestly I don't care if she doesn't find out until I'm in labor. I won't be announcing on fb, and everyone that knows now are the only ones I care to tell. Yeah, I'm a bitch!

josim · October 2014

When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

Plum23 · October 2014

I've been a vegetarian for a long time. While on vacay this week, I ate a bite of my husband's bacon and it was delicious. Then I saw a picture for In & Out and all I could think about was eating a cheeseburger. There's no guilt here... Just satisfying the hunger.

Honda13 · October 2014

I haven't told one of my best friends I'm pregnant yet. We live in a small town and her mom works with DH. Needless to say once she finds out she will tell her mom, who will pretty much tell the world! We're just not ready for everyone to know, plus DH should be the one to tell his coworkers not her.

OnceInLoveWithAmy · October 2014

josim said:
When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

OMG. I Spent hours reading this last night. My jaw dropped when they found the source of the pictures.

lgsdesigner · October 2014

I'm usually the one that cleans the house. My DH is okay at it, but I'm the main cleaner. I have decided since I do it all the time, am tired of doing it, and feel like total shit, to just let him do it while I lay around watching him do it. I don't feel the least bit guilt.

jbj 7497 · October 2014

I keep saying I am craving a salad from places so that I can go there and grab French Fries to eat on the way home

DawnLilly · October 2014

OnceInLoveWithAmy said:

josim said:
When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

OMG. I Spent hours reading this last night. My jaw dropped when they found the source of the pictures.

I would love to read this but that is way too many pages.

FFFC My husband is a groomsman tomorrow and I was very unhappy with the way I looked in the dress I bought 8 weeks ago. Last night I spent 3 hours raising the hem, lowering the neck and adding more rouching to the midsection. All in an attempt to distract from my bloat, acne, and my alcohol empty hand. I'm going to rock what I've got while I've got it.

SassyPants150 · October 2014

Pssshhh @DawnLilly‌! Don't be silly! You look great! Nice seamstress work too.

samiamagirl · October 2014

josim said:
When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

I can't even believe what I just read. This is what i get from waking up in the middle of the night to pee and being unable to go back to sleep.

That was epic.

texasmama15 · October 2014

I didn't wash my makeup off last night and when I woke up my eyeshadow and liner still look good so I'm rockin' second day eye makeup today.

RustyGirl3 · October 2014

@DawnLilly‌ That dress looks amazing on you!

SassyPants150 · October 2014

We are going out of town with friends this weekend and I actually kind of dread it. I have very few things I can wear these days (my bloat is equivalent to 2 pant sizes). It leaves me with one pair of jeans until I can go shopping. Most of the people I will be around know, but I still feel so uncomfortable since I just look "fluffy" in my clothes.

Oh. And there will be lots of booze. Nice booze. Fancy bottles of wine and champagne. A trip to one of my favorite vineyards. Wahhh.

I just want to stay home in my sweatpants.

jennnyboomboom · October 2014

OnceInLoveWithAmy said:

When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town
OMG. I Spent hours reading this last night. My jaw dropped when they found the source of the pictures.

OMG ladies, you just made my draggy Friday morning so much more exciting! This is fabulous!

DawnLilly · October 2014

@Beeorange‌ in our house we call this "almost an accident"

dancinqueeen1717 · October 2014

Holy crap. Are you guys real?

dancinqueeen1717 · October 2014

josim said:
When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

Sorry I meant to quote this with my previous comment. Fail.

Pintobean39 · October 2014

dancinqueeen1717 said:
Holy crap. Are you guys real?

I'm not really a can of pinto beans.

Honeydewchestnut · October 2014

I'm going to go crazy on the next person who freaks out about Ebola. Is it serious, yes. Are you going to get it, probably not. Are you more likely to die from the flu, yes. Calm the eff down, people.

jennadesigns · October 2014

I shaved my legs for the first time in 4 weeks ... only because I have an OB appointment this morning. The last time I shaved them might have been for the last appointment. I don't know what my problem is ... maybe because I spend all my time in the shower trying to wash my hair without throwing up.

u197034 · October 2014

I have horrible all day sickness (lasted until 32 weeks with my last pregnancy) and any kind of pressure on my tummy is absolutely unbearable.

We live in a small town where there is only ONE store that sells maternity pants. They only have one pair in my size right now and they don't fit me right. The store hasn't gotten a new shipment of maternity clothes in a month.

So any time I sit down in public I immediately unbutton and unzip. I used to try to be so discreet, but now I don't even care. My shirts are always long enough to cover, but I still have the awkward unbuttoning and rebuttoning action.

I know I should just order some online, but I don't feel like going through the hassle of returning them if they don't fit...so I wait.

josim · October 2014

jennnyboomboom said:

OnceInLoveWithAmy said:

When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town
OMG. I Spent hours reading this last night. My jaw dropped when they found the source of the pictures.

OMG ladies, you just made my draggy Friday morning so much more exciting! This is fabulous!

It is better than any novel I've read lately. And creepier than any movie!!!

texasmama15 · October 2014

josim said:

When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

Whoa whoa whoa---freakin' CREEPY!!!!!!!!! I could only get through 12 pages. :::gives everyone the side eye::: :-?

josim · October 2014

robotpcr said:

Pintobean39 said:

Holy crap. Are you guys real?
I'm not really a can of pinto beans.

I am actually a robot though.

I started reading that J14 thread last night. I need to catch up.

If you're on the app, jump to page 15ish. That's where it climaxes.

CoPilot2012 · October 2014

I like when DH has his midnight shifts, I catch up on all my tv shows and even a few episodes of True Blood (just started it last week) without feeling guilty about ignoring DH or not getting something done around the house.

But tonight he's covering for someone and now I'm cranky that I won't get to snuggle with him all night or wake up together after sleeping in.

Edit: I forgot! That july14 is crazy, can you imagine being deceived for over a year. Yikes!

chicagomomab · October 2014

OnceInLoveWithAmy said:

When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town
OMG. I Spent hours reading this last night. My jaw dropped when they found the source of the pictures.

I'm still sucked in reading all this... I'm just shocked... people are crazy.

KellyFM522 · October 2014

u197034 said:
I have horrible all day sickness (lasted until 32 weeks with my last pregnancy) and any kind of pressure on my tummy is absolutely unbearable.

We live in a small town where there is only ONE store that sells maternity pants. They only have one pair in my size right now and they don't fit me right. The store hasn't gotten a new shipment of maternity clothes in a month.

So any time I sit down in public I immediately unbutton and unzip. I used to try to be so discreet, but now I don't even care. My shirts are always long enough to cover, but I still have the awkward unbuttoning and rebuttoning action.

I know I should just order some online, but I don't feel like going through the hassle of returning them if they don't fit...so I wait.

I wore lots of reg pants to work (w long shirts. I unzipped and folded the flaps in and boom, comfort... Make sure your shirt is tight enough to hold up your pants though... Otherwise......

DawnLilly · October 2014

Well, now that I'm through all 18 pages of that, I regret posting a picture.

kac22 · October 2014

chicagomomab said:

OnceInLoveWithAmy said:

josim said:
When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this:

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

OMG. I Spent hours reading this last night. My jaw dropped when they found the source of the pictures.

I'm still sucked in reading all this... I'm just shocked... people are crazy.

Holy. Crap. Thank you for the hour of wasted time haha that is crazy!!

KellyFM522 · October 2014

After all this catfashing- I'm feeling some major guilt for jumping ship from the Oct 12 board after DS was born bc I was too busy to bump and then we had to get evacuated bc of Sandy and I never made it back to the bump

wondering if I should go knock and catch up!

katietopaz · October 2014

josim said:

When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

I haven't opened this thread yet, but after reading the reactions here...it looks like I'll be starting my workday a little later.

RustyGirl3 · October 2014

I was up to page 10 when my sister called me.

I am continuing the saga now. I can't get enough! It's like a movie!!!!!!!

texasmama15 · October 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

Cheese, tho

I bought FOUR packages of tillamook cheese last week because there was a dollar off coupon...can ya blame a girl?

Jenarena · October 2014

Holy crap that J14 saga is crazy.

I just had a large order of Carl's humor hash browns and an orange juice. Now I'm going back to bed. And I really don't care.

KellyFM522 · October 2014

HilarityEnsued said:

Cheese, tho

Cheese encased in carbs (sometimes with bacon) is pretty much my downfall. Cheese Please.

Edit: I've read too many long quotes today.

chemmom1 · October 2014

coffeeismylyfe said:

@DawnLilly‌ you look AMAZING in that dress. My fffc: I let my dog lick my oatmeal bowl and spoon clean. About 5 seconds later DS walked over and popped the spoon in his mouth. And I just let him play. Moty right here.

My dogs clean off my son's high chair tray. Quick wipe with a wet-one and good to go. Dogs make life with a toddler so much easier!!!

texasmama15 · October 2014

linegirl313 said:

Speaking of cheese, I can't stop eating the giant puffy Goldfish. It's embarrassing. Last night, I put them in my salad ("croutons") and then in my chili, and then I have more for dessert.

I'm failing to see what's wrong with this? #cheeseloversunite

lakingsfan2015 · October 2014

josim said:

When I can't sleep, I lurk other boards to read gems like this: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12462811/newb-in-town

I had to hop on my laptop so I could continue to read this after my phone died!

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