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U motherfuckin' O?!

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Re: U motherfuckin' O?!

  • Like, are we grossed out at gingers, or at the term "ginger"?



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  • mcbenny said:
    bearfootz said:
    It's lazy/cop out/not sure the right word) to blame your kids bad attitude on the fact they saw a movie once and say they act that way because Elsa does...no 

    Elsa? WTF did Elsa do wrong?

    I mean, besides freezing everything.  Is the kid making it snow? b/c then I'd be ticked.  

    Isn't she rude or mean? bitchy?

    I never saw the movie but I have walked in and out of the room.


    Well, in her defense she was locked in her room away from her sister for like, almost her whole life.

    But no, I don't recall anything in the movie that would cause your kid to start acting like a d-bag.  I mean, I made the mistake of letting my kids watch Problem Child 2 one day.  That was pretty much giving them an instructional video of how to misbehave.

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  • FTR I saw a picture of JIT's ginger and he is very attractive

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    He might be short. And he said he has "Irish hands"

    So... there are risks here, despite the attractive face and beard. 



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  • Ok, the post police are going to arrest me here, but WHATEVER, this is critical. Can I wear nude pumps with a gray skirt suit? 
    FTR, I only post police confessions on UO's and vice versa. OKAY?!

    Also, I do not know the answer to your question. I'd have to see it to decide. It sounds like a no, but it might be an okay.



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  • Ok, let's try this again

    Good looking ginger:

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    Jon Heder:

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    (yes, I know he's better looking IRL - and maybe not even a red head?)

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    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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  • What does irish hands mean? 
    I don't know. I think it means not-big. Because one of my Tinder pics is cropped where you can only see me and my buddy's gigantic hand on my shoulder. 



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  • Unfortunately for him, I am really, really into big hands. Not a requirement, I just like it. 



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  • TLex saw my ginger, too. I think. 



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  • SD has enormous hands. That bastard. 



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  • bay511 said:
    Does the same apply to feet? A ginger ex of mine had smallish hands, huge feet and was big-average.
    Is the bolded talking about his penis?

    I will be checking the feet tonight. 



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  • mcbenny said:
    If you stay with tiny, I don't think you should complain. JMO
    I'd have to agree.



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  • I will let y'all know. 



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  • Can you imagine if he was reading this right now? I am an animal.



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  • luxannie said:

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    Omg we had that computer!!!!
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  • That's the one! Jokes like that in kids' movies makes it better that my toddler forces me to watch them twenty billionty times.

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  • Hawkward said:

    I have another UO-not-really-U: if my H repeatedly questioned my food choices during pregnancy, I would be beyond pissed at his lack of trust in my judgment. 


    (Looking at you, Jan15!)
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  • I'm glad I came back in here. So many LOL's. 



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  • Styrofoam-squirrel eating is legitimately making my stomach hurt right now. 



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  • pobrecita said:

    She's an engineer.

    So. Good luck.

    Some of the smartest people I know (in the book smart sense) have the least common sense.
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  • pobrecita said:

    Her husband is the worst.

    He's the one who asked what was for lunch, went inside, made himself lunch, brought it outside and ate it in front of his equally hungry wife and child right?

    Nope that jerk wane. Don know wjywhy im admiadmitting that.
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  • So glad I reopened.



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  • Hey, if I spoke german like those Germans speak english, I would be mad proud.


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