U motherfuckin' O?!

jesuisfatiguee

Am I going to get banned for putting swears in the title of this thread?

:ar!

jesuisfatiguee

I think it's really immature to stop liking something just because it becomes popular. That is just so stupid to me. 

It's also the kind of shit I'd do when I was younger. Ya know, because I was immature.

bumpuser260585

It should be acceptable to tell coworkers to kindly fuck off.

littlestjerry

jesuisfatiguee said:

I think it's really immature to stop liking something just because it becomes popular. That is just so stupid to me. 

It's also the kind of shit I'd do when I was younger. Ya know, because I was immature.

Oh, are you speaking to my H? He does this shit. So annoying.

pdh2008

Lanyards are not for adults. Once you graduate college/ reach the age of 22, move on.

jorkz821

jesuisfatiguee said:

I think it's really immature to stop liking something just because it becomes popular. That is just so stupid to me. 

#hipsterBS

HakunaMatata04

i'd rather read a 'real' book then read it on my phone/kobo/etc

HakunaMatata04

@pdh2008 my keys will never leave a lanyard!!

RondackHiker

littlestjerry said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

I think it's really immature to stop liking something just because it becomes popular. That is just so stupid to me. 

It's also the kind of shit I'd do when I was younger. Ya know, because I was immature.

Oh, are you speaking to my H? He does this shit. So annoying.

How does this work? Does he actually say he doesn't like it anymore because it's now popular?

vandelay

It is obnoxious to have loud cat sex in someone's yard early in the morning.

Unpopular with the cats who had loud sex in my yard this morning.

littlestjerry

RondackHiker said:

littlestjerry said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

I think it's really immature to stop liking something just because it becomes popular. That is just so stupid to me. 

It's also the kind of shit I'd do when I was younger. Ya know, because I was immature.

Oh, are you speaking to my H? He does this shit. So annoying.

How does this work? Does he actually say he doesn't like it anymore because it's now popular?

No, it's like subconscious. I call him out on it all the time and he denies it.

BluepointToasted

vandelay said:

It is obnoxious to have loud cat sex in someone's yard early in the morning. Unpopular with the cats who had loud sex in my yard this morning.

Gross

vandelay

MH won't stop liking something because it got popular, but he will make damn sure you know he liked it before it got popular. Great job, honey. Here's your hipster trophy.

HakunaMatata04

HOLY FUCK I CANT ADD A TICKER



nevermind. i'm dumb this early

jesuisfatiguee

Having keys makes me feel important, okay?! Gawd, HE. Killjoy. 

vandelay

But see, if anyone ever stole my keys and tried to break into my house with them, they'd be caught while trying each of the 517 keys on the ring in an attempt to find the house key.

#disorganizedlikeafox

angelashly

HakunaMatata04 said:

i'd rather read a 'real' book then read it on my phone/kobo/etc

Me too, but I do love my kindle app now I just don't read anymore and I'm sad about that

NotSharknado

Dining hall? #pretencious

NotSharknado

All we had was a cafeteria

pdh2008

HilarityEnsued said:

catbenatar said:

So people use lanyards for their keys? I thought it was for work badges and conferences. I've always associated them with professionals, not kids.

In my high school in Connecticut, the lacrosse lanyards were THE THING to have attached to your keys.  And you would swing it around and around in the dining hall.  I will never dissociate lanyards from high school preppy kids and their jeeps.

ETA: also, you put your keys in your pocket, but the lanyard hangs down out of the pocket.  Duh.

Same, except for me it was my small liberal arts college, not high school.

vandelay

I love the Kindle app. It took me a while to warm up to not having a physical book, but I love being able to decide I want to read a certain book, press a few buttons, and boom -- I have a new book.

NotSharknado

I still don't know what crossfit is.

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pdh2008 said:

Lanyards are not for adults. Once you graduate college/ reach the age of 22, move on.

Unless you have a job that requires you wear ID badges and has restricted access granted by only said badge.

People put keys on lanyards?  I must be old.  That seems...bulky.

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pobrecita said:

ScoutNumbers05 said:

pobrecita said:

Oh good we can talk about hating crossfit. I love this part.

Shoot did we do this one already?

Classic noob mistake. I apologize.

Oh I was dead serious. Crossfit is the worst.

I was talking to my sports medicine doc about different workouts.  CF came up and I asked his opinion.  His response "well, it's good for my business.  Lots of needless injuries."

thebanich

I was sitting here trying to figure out who Chris Farrell was. Lolz.


Perhaps I should go get that sbux I've been thinking about....

colliebabe

I have don't have a lot of keychains, but I have eight million keys on one.  Every freakin' door around here (at work) needs a different key.

taggiecb

I think people who get extra excited about their kids having 5 days off from school must be lying even just a little bit.

If not, my UO is that I am not excited that my kids have 5 days off.

HakunaMatata04

i dont hate e-readers, i just prefer the book

angelashly

MermaidsMagic said:

I feel embarrassed when i see someone misspelled a word while writing. (But like a typo but writing it a list and they spell bagel bagil)

One of the supervisors sent out an email about a missing phone and in big letters at the top wrote missin I laughed and cringed at the same time.

taggiecb

mcbenny said:

I had to google laynard. It wasn't the shit when I went to high school. I wear one everyday all day. My badge and photo has to be visible at all times. Plus it has my security credentials in it. I also need it to log on computer system.

me too.

thebanich

I really hope you guys aren't putting your keys in the ignition with your 12000 keys hanging off.

littlestjerry

I don't really feel sad about DS growing up. DH was all wistful on his 3rd birthday, but not me. I think it's exciting, plus he just keeps getting more independent which makes my life easier. I'll probably be pretty sad when he leaves for college though.

angelashly

colliebabe said:

I have don't have a lot of keychains, but I have eight million keys on one.  Every freakin' door around here (at work) needs a different key.

+1
So at work I have a lanyard and a huge key ring with a ton of keys

thebanich

Mackalien13 said:

thebanich said:

I really hope you guys aren't putting your keys in the ignition with your 12000 keys hanging off.

I do, but @milliondollarstroller 's mom told me not to do this.

DH did/does and it killed his ignition switch.

That was fun to get fixed.

Plus if you drive a GM it's apparently really fucking dangerous.

bumpuser260585

amberatkins8 said:

I hate marathon stickers on cars. When I see them, I think "oh you can run 26.2 miles? Then why are you driving instead of running right now?"

That being said, I would probably be an AW if I ran a marathon.

I got dh a 0.0 sticker for his car. He doesn't run.

thebanich

If the temp in our house goes over 72 we all start to sweat.

#mountainlyfe

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MrsT0514

bay511 said:

Mos3 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Oh god there are so many amazing Crossfit things... I will stop after this one.

Pretty much, yes.  Thursday FFC:  I think people who bash crossfit do so because they're not capable of that intense of a workout. 

Oh gods

Yeah no. I have to disagree with that. I absolutely LOVE and by all means, CRAVE an intense, "think I might die, but I'll feel better afterward-type workout", but I dont believe I need to deadlift or bench press 200lbs to achieve the results I desire either.

bearfootz

Ok, so back to the lanyards..there are many styles

The ones around the neck - those were what we wore as college freshman for our dorm key. Some people at work wear the neck ones for their swipe badge. I personally would rather wear a necklace than accessorize with my id.   The work badge has to be displayed, but it hangs from my belt clip.

My keys are on a wrist strap lanyard - which I used to not like but someone gave me one and I used it because it's convenient to carry if I go somewhere w/o a purse.  But I don't have too much on my key chain because it sounds like my minivan could shut off while I'm flying down the highway if the keys get too heavy.

 

HakunaMatata04

Mos3 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Oh god there are so many amazing Crossfit things... I will stop after this one.

Pretty much, yes.  Thursday FFC:  I think people who bash crossfit do so because they're not capable of that intense of a workout. 

meeeeoowwww