When you have already bought and planned the dinner you are making for book club tonight, but then you see a pizza hut ad on facebook and now all you can think about is pizza hut and how you need to get some immediately...
You know you're pregnant when you really have to go to the bathroom but don't want to get up for the risk of letting out some massive gas... (I'm in a college class room, or believe me I'd let it out.)
When you have already bought and planned the dinner you are making for book club tonight, but then you see a pizza hut ad on facebook and now all you can think about is pizza hut and how you need to get some immediately...
Pizza4lyfe should be your sn @norweigan. Just like PeanutButterGurl should be mine.
Yes I do talk about pizza a lot. But the baby wants it! It's just so hot and delicious... OMG I really need to order pizza hut.
My coworker suggested just making the dinner I planned and then ordering myself a pizza and eating it by myself. She said my book clubbers would understand. I'm considering it...
When taking off all your clothes is the best feeling in the world. Damn clothes I hate you. Had to take my pants off at the dinner table cause I couldn't handle them anymore and I just wanted to eat comfortably .... Don't judge
When you can't stand your bra for another second, so you take it off only to have your ginormous boobs flop onto your bump. Which is such a gross uncomfortable feeling that you immediately have to put on a bra. Sigh.
When you are super proud of your blind shave and DH shoots you down and tells you it's a hot mess. Again. As in, I just did this last week and DH was like, nope. Nooo, no I don't know what you think you did down there but...no.
You go to bed feeling like you need two days of sleep but wake up after 5 hours because it's just not worth the trouble trying to get comfortable. Plus there are butter tarts in the kitchen that are calling your name.
when you try to sneak by a stranger blocking an aisle after saying excuse me and he doesn't move (in a space that you would normally make it through with no problem) - but instead your belly slides right across this strangers ass (the whole way) and your husband just starts laughing...
When you think you can quietly slip out a fart, in public, that turns out to sound more like someone learning to play the trombone. And you quickly blame your SO and waddle off in the opposite direction.
When taking off all your clothes is the best feeling in the world. Damn clothes I hate you. Had to take my pants off at the dinner table cause I couldn't handle them anymore and I just wanted to eat comfortably .... Don't judge
When taking off all your clothes is the best feeling in the world. Damn clothes I hate you. Had to take my pants off at the dinner table cause I couldn't handle them anymore and I just wanted to eat comfortably .... Don't judge
No judgement here! cleaning house and removing pants half way through - sure the neighbors got a nice view
Re: On today's episode of "you know you're pregnant when..."
This is a divorceable offense.
Edit: typo
IVF cycle 1 (Nov 2013)- freeze all d/t OHSS
FET #1-BFN
FET #2-BFP baby girl born Dec 2014
FET #3-Sept 2017 BFP but miscarried at 6 weeks
IVF cycle 2 (Oct 2017)- freeze all again d/t OHSS
FET #1 BPF, pregnant with a singleton due Sept 2018
D14 December siggy Free for all
DD born 12/07/04
DS1 born 11/07/06
Angel baby Addy 12/03/11 due to MTHFR
DS2 born 01/29/13
DS3 due 12/26/14