Bathroom stalls are my new nemesis. Were they always so small? Plus with my increasingly tiny bladder, I'm inside one practically all day long. I probably hit myself with the door a dozen times a day.
Every time you roll over in your sleep, you wake up and have to completely sit up to hoist yourself over and then think, while I'm up, I may as well pee.
You know you're pregnant when....all the receptionists at your doctor's office know you and you just waddle in and they nod and say "hey baby(I look 16) go on and have a seat" without having to ask your name or any other normal doctor's office questions.
M born 1/6/09 - A born 12/31/10 - baby BOY RCS 12/2/14
Every time you roll over in your sleep, you wake up and have to completely sit up to hoist yourself over and then think, while I'm up, I may as well pee.
Bathroom stalls are my new nemesis. Were they always so small? Plus with my increasingly tiny bladder, I'm inside one practically all day long. I probably hit myself with the door a dozen times a day.
Truth. I've started using the handicapped stalls and I don't even think twice about it.
Married on October 20, 2012. Began trying in January 2013. RE appointment & testing December 2013 - February 2014= Unexplained IF, possible endometriosis IUI#1- March 22 (100mg clomid, 75 mg of Bravelle, Ovidrel trigger) = BFP!!!
when you can no longer walk really fast to take DD to the restroom without becoming winded and need leverage on BOTH sides now to get up from the floor
You cry when DH eats something you reeaaally want or can't have. (DH had a piece of an Italian combo sub from work the other night but it had been sitting out all day so I didn't trust it. I just wanted salami! I couldn't even help the tears.)
You spend about half a second plotting how you can get to Little Caesar's for a hot-n-ready cheese pizza at 9 pm, when 3-year-old DD is already asleep and DH is working late at the office. You quickly realize it ain't happening, and then want to cry because you can't satisfy your craving.
Jimmie, mama to Zoey (March 2011)
Losses 5/13, 8/13, and 3/14.
Expecting another GIRL! Carter Grace due on 12/25.
You spend about half a second plotting how you can get to Little Caesar's for a hot-n-ready cheese pizza at 9 pm, when 3-year-old DD is already asleep and DH is working late at the office. You quickly realize it ain't happening, and then want to cry because you can't satisfy your craving.
I wonder... do they deliver hot-n-ready pizzas?
Our Little Caesar's doesn't deliver at all! Booo. And no other pizza would do the other night, nevermind the 4-5 delivery places we do have. Haha.
Jimmie, mama to Zoey (March 2011)
Losses 5/13, 8/13, and 3/14.
Expecting another GIRL! Carter Grace due on 12/25.
You stop food from falling on the floor with your belly and you get damn good at it.
Corollary: Your clothed boobs and belly are also very good at catching random drops of sauce/frosting... even if you don't want them to.
But when things do manage to fall/drop past the boobs/bump, you just look at it on the floor, say fuck it, and walk away. Not worth the bend at this time
This may go with UO thusday but... you stop drinking caffiene because you get the shit kicked out of you at night
See also: (Not GD) You want all to nom all the sweets but stop yourself knowing the LO will keep kicking and kicking and kicking...
LOL. You're GD and you want all the sweets but you stop yourself knowing that you don't want another lecture from the doctor because your after dinner number was already one point too high from that crumb of corn chip you accidentally inhaled from the kids' lunchboxes as you were cleaning them out.
Also, you wake up at 6:30 to get the kids ready for school, then when DH takes them off at 7:30 you fall back asleep on the couch until 11. I may or may not do this on a weekly basis.
You stop food from falling on the floor with your belly and you get damn good at it.
Corollary: Your clothed boobs and belly are also very good at catching random drops of sauce/frosting... even if you don't want them to.
But when things do manage to fall/drop past the boobs/bump, you just look at it on the floor, say fuck it, and walk away. Not worth the bend at this time
Or you call the dog over. After all, the little moocher needs to earn his keep.
When food that people recommend for heartburn is the cause of your heartburn to start with. Oh? Just eat some bread and drink some milk? That should counteract the acid reflux caused by my morning cereal, thanks. My heartburn has heartburn.
In memory of the baby Hufflepuff and all the angel babies of D14
When food that people recommend for heartburn is the cause of your heartburn to start with. Oh? Just eat some bread and drink some milk? That should counteract the acid reflux caused by my morning cereal, thanks. My heartburn has heartburn.
Prilosec and baking soda dissolved in water. Either works wonders for me.
My bump has knocked over a picture frame on my desk twice today. Twice! Which then knocks over the salt shaker and paperclips in a domino effect. (Yes, I keep salt on my desk)
D14 November Siggy Challenge: The feels of 3rd trimester...
I've got another. When scraping the leakage crust off your nipples before you get in the shower has become part of your morning routine.
This. Also, I am so glad I am not the only one. My DH walked in on me doing this and just kind of made a "WTH did I just see" face, and walked right back out.
...you go through your underwear drawer separating "granny like undies that still fit my larger than life ass" from "cute little things that I may or may not ever be able to get past my thighs again".
M born 1/6/09 - A born 12/31/10 - baby BOY RCS 12/2/14
Re: On today's episode of "you know you're pregnant when..."
D14 November Siggy Challenge: The feels of 3rd trimester...
D14 December siggy Free for all
DD born 12/07/04
DS1 born 11/07/06
Angel baby Addy 12/03/11 due to MTHFR
DS2 born 01/29/13
DS3 due 12/26/14
Apologies, baby. Mama's gotta lean.
RE appointment & testing December 2013 - February 2014= Unexplained IF, possible endometriosis
IUI#1- March 22 (100mg clomid, 75 mg of Bravelle, Ovidrel trigger) = BFP!!!
D14 mama with an O14 baby.
, 💙💙💙💙💙💙
D14 November Siggy Challenge: The feels of 3rd trimester...
My bump has knocked over a picture frame on my desk twice today. Twice! Which then knocks over the salt shaker and paperclips in a domino effect. (Yes, I keep salt on my desk)
D14 November Siggy Challenge: The feels of 3rd trimester...
D14 December siggy Free for all
DD born 12/07/04
DS1 born 11/07/06
Angel baby Addy 12/03/11 due to MTHFR
DS2 born 01/29/13
DS3 due 12/26/14
No leakage yet?
D14 November Siggy Challenge: The feels of 3rd trimester...