October 2013 Moms

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  • I'm so annoyed ! I did a freelance project ... They wanted me to give them a discount .... I gave them what I thought was fair. Now they are asking that I don't charge tax in the future!! fuck this !!! I'm not working for peanuts #weallhavetopaytaxes !!!
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  • There was a boy in my high school who was nicknamed Chode. His name was Cody and he was verrrrry popular.

    I knew a frat guy in college nicknamed Gooch.  He wasn't well liked.  Nickname explain: "He's there, but no one knows why."


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  • There was a boy in my high school who was nicknamed Chode. His name was Cody and he was verrrrry popular.
    I knew a frat guy in college nicknamed Gooch.  He wasn't well liked.  Nickname explain: "He's there, but no one knows why."
    dare i ask what a gooch is? we had someone that was called gooch, too..but it was a spin from his last name.


  • I thought man taint is called the grundle? 
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  • sleepy33 said:

    carawasa said:
    @Weljadraak‌ in my neck of the woods the saying goes' "taint the balls, taint the ass" meaning not quite the balls and not quite the ass but the space in between. TAINT!
    I remember @sleepy33 said this and I thought it was the most brilliant thing ever that I went around to everyone and said I had a riddle for them...cause that's the kind of lady I am. I talk about taints. #tainttalker
    It is some scary shit to get paged into a 40 page long FFFC. Whew! I am glad it is something good (I guess). Wish I could take credit for the taint riddle, but alas, it is not my original work!
    aw come on @sleepy33, you know nothing terrible can be said about you!
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  • well there was the great utensil debate of 2014...

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  • sleepy33 said:

    I lurve you guise. Other things that are in my cabinet: one of those rice-filled neckwarmer things that you put in the microwave, a box of brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal, a nail file and several Chinese food takeout menus.

    I have a similar drawer at work---coffee, tea, deodersbt, lotion, phone charger, neck warmer thing, oatmeal, mug, bowl, plastic silverware, popcorn, protein cookies, almonds......I think that's all...

    #youneverknowwhatyoullneed
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    missgpsu said:

    Yesterday, I was making beer bread, but we had no beer so I decided to put ginger ale in it.  I went to reach for the case on the top shelf and dropped it on my food and broke two of my toes.  I am the only person who breaks bones baking.


    @missgpsu‌
    If it makes you feel better I have broken my toe (same one) twice on DHs body. 1st time I tripped over his leg while trying to step over him. I was carrying my supper so that went bye bye. The 2nd time it was my bridesmaid bash. DH was down stairs with us and we were all liquored uo. I decided it was a smart Idea to kick him in the ass because he was teasing me. So DH decided to flex his glutes and I broke my toe kicking him in the ass.

    #assofsteel
    I broke my foot walking... yeah.
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    Yesterday, I was making beer bread, but we had no beer so I decided to put ginger ale in it.  I went to reach for the case on the top shelf and dropped it on my food and broke two of my toes.  I am the only person who breaks bones baking.
    @missgpsu‌ If it makes you feel better I have broken my toe (same one) twice on DHs body. 1st time I tripped over his leg while trying to step over him. I was carrying my supper so that went bye bye. The 2nd time it was my bridesmaid bash. DH was down stairs with us and we were all liquored uo. I decided it was a smart Idea to kick him in the ass because he was teasing me. So DH decided to flex his glutes and I broke my toe kicking him in the ass. #assofsteel
    I broke my foot walking... yeah.
    Ditto I stepped on mine wrong taking out the trash.  Left me in a cast to walk down the aisle at my wedding.  Good thing I had a long dress.
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  • cdhaslag said:
    I'm creeped the fuck out by dolls.
    me too. people need to stop buying dolls for my dd.


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  • Dd1 never liked dolls. But she loved the movie Coraline. Maybe there is a connection there?

  • Amjoy25 said:

    If I didn't love carriet so much, I'd say you ladies who are knocked up right now are CRAZY. Oh wait...done did it.

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    I can't see this!!

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  • This is probably more of an UO than a confession, but here goes....






    I love Caillou.
  • I pulled my car from the driveway into the garage the other day with dd on my lap.  It was maybe 30 feet but I feel so naughty and I haven't even told h.  

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  • I cried 3 different times today because Hudson is turning 1 next week.  I need to get it the fuck together.

    I completely understand! Where did this year go??
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  • i heard a noise MOTN downstairs, and it was concerning enough i needed to check. H is out of town, and my mom is staying with us..so i woke her up, and we both went downstairs together. i half-jokingly asked if she had a baseball bat, and obviously she didn't..so she grabbed a hairbrush. we are scary.

    we couldn't find the source of the noise, but i couldn't sleep for another hour or so after.


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