I'm so annoyed ! I did a freelance project ... They wanted me to give them a discount .... I gave them what I thought was fair. Now they are asking that I don't charge tax in the future!! fuck this !!! I'm not working for peanuts #weallhavetopaytaxes !!!
Yesterday, I was making beer bread, but we had no beer so I decided to put ginger ale in it. I went to reach for the case on the top shelf and dropped it on my food and broke two of my toes. I am the only person who breaks bones baking.
@missgpsu If it makes you feel better I have broken my toe (same one) twice on DHs body. 1st time I tripped over his leg while trying to step over him. I was carrying my supper so that went bye bye. The 2nd time it was my bridesmaid bash. DH was down stairs with us and we were all liquored uo. I decided it was a smart Idea to kick him in the ass because he was teasing me. So DH decided to flex his glutes and I broke my toe kicking him in the ass.
@Weljadraak in my neck of the woods the saying goes' "taint the balls, taint the ass" meaning not quite the balls and not quite the ass but the space in between. TAINT!
I remember @sleepy33 said this and I thought it was the most brilliant thing ever that I went around to everyone and said I had a riddle for them...cause that's the kind of lady I am. I talk about taints. #tainttalker
@Weljadraak in my neck of the woods the saying goes' "taint the balls, taint the ass" meaning not quite the balls and not quite the ass but the space in between. TAINT!
I remember @sleepy33 said this and I thought it was the most brilliant thing ever that I went around to everyone and said I had a riddle for them...cause that's the kind of lady I am. I talk about taints. #tainttalker
It is some scary shit to get paged into a 40 page long FFFC. Whew! I am glad it is something good (I guess). Wish I could take credit for the taint riddle, but alas, it is not my original work!
@Weljadraak in my neck of the woods the saying goes' "taint the balls, taint the ass" meaning not quite the balls and not quite the ass but the space in between. TAINT!
I remember @sleepy33 said this and I thought it was the most brilliant thing ever that I went around to everyone and said I had a riddle for them...cause that's the kind of lady I am. I talk about taints. #tainttalker
It is some scary shit to get paged into a 40 page long FFFC. Whew! I am glad it is something good (I guess). Wish I could take credit for the taint riddle, but alas, it is not my original work!
aw come on @sleepy33, you know nothing terrible can be said about you!
I lurve you guise. Other things that are in my cabinet: one of those rice-filled neckwarmer things that you put in the microwave, a box of brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal, a nail file and several Chinese food takeout menus.
I lurve you guise. Other things that are in my cabinet: one of those rice-filled neckwarmer things that you put in the microwave, a box of brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal, a nail file and several Chinese food takeout menus.
I have a similar drawer at work---coffee, tea, deodersbt, lotion, phone charger, neck warmer thing, oatmeal, mug, bowl, plastic silverware, popcorn, protein cookies, almonds......I think that's all...
Yesterday, I was making beer bread, but we had no beer so I decided to put ginger ale in it. I went to reach for the case on the top shelf and dropped it on my food and broke two of my toes. I am the only person who breaks bones baking.
@missgpsu If it makes you feel better I have broken my toe (same one) twice on DHs body. 1st time I tripped over his leg while trying to step over him. I was carrying my supper so that went bye bye. The 2nd time it was my bridesmaid bash. DH was down stairs with us and we were all liquored uo. I decided it was a smart Idea to kick him in the ass because he was teasing me. So DH decided to flex his glutes and I broke my toe kicking him in the ass.
Yesterday, I was making beer bread, but we had no beer so I decided to put ginger ale in it. I went to reach for the case on the top shelf and dropped it on my food and broke two of my toes. I am the only person who breaks bones baking.
@missgpsu
If it makes you feel better I have broken my toe (same one) twice on DHs body. 1st time I tripped over his leg while trying to step over him. I was carrying my supper so that went bye bye. The 2nd time it was my bridesmaid bash. DH was down stairs with us and we were all liquored uo. I decided it was a smart Idea to kick him in the ass because he was teasing me. So DH decided to flex his glutes and I broke my toe kicking him in the ass.
#assofsteel
I broke my foot walking... yeah.
Ditto I stepped on mine wrong taking out the trash. Left me in a cast to walk down the aisle at my wedding. Good thing I had a long dress.
me too. people need to stop buying dolls for my dd.
My MIL bought A 3 at my shower - DH promptly returned them all hahaha.
my MIL is the worst offender too, but the problem is MIL is our regular "daycare"...so i can't return them! and sometimes dd asks to bring the dolls home!!! i always tell her to leave them, but it doesn't always work out.
this was a few days ago...dd here put stickers over her dolls eyes. creey as heck.
True story: when my niece was 3 she had a talking doll that had the on/off switch in it's crotch area. Scared the heck out of H and I before we realized why she kept playing with the doll's crotch.
To this day, I still wonder who's great idea it was to put it there and why my SIL never thought anything of it.
True Story #2: when I was 10, I took my 5 dollar allowance and bought a horror book called "The Doll." It was about little girl twins (one on the sociopath side, one not) and a doll that absorbed energies. And a horrible scene with a well and rats.
Afraid of rats and leery of wells and dolls ever since. Why my mom never thought to censor what I read....
True story #3: if my H ever brought me some hideous vintage doll that looked like Annabelle, he and it would be finding new homes.
Not a FFWeC but just because I don't have anywhere to put this and I know people are reading this ribbon...I am going to Florida for a little over a week tomorrow, so I will be MIA. If I "bump" (see what I did there?) into @cdhashlag or @mmhodges07 I'll post pics!
Happy early bday to all the O13 babies bday's I'll miss!!!
Not a FFWeC but just because I don't have anywhere to put this and I know people are reading this ribbon...I am going to Florida for a little over a week tomorrow, so I will be MIA. If I "bump" (see what I did there?) into @cdhashlag or @mmhodges07 I'll post pics!
Happy early bday to all the O13 babies bday's I'll miss!!!
That's gonna be a whole lotta hotness in one photo.
I pulled my car from the driveway into the garage the other day with dd on my lap. It was maybe 30 feet but I feel so naughty and I haven't even told h.
R&K married 4.15.11. TTC #1 since 7.11.12
BFP #1 9.9.12 EDD 5.21.13 c/p 9.12.12 at 4 weeks 1 day
BFP #2 10.15.12 EDD 6.28.13 c/p 10.19.12 at 4 weeks.
BFP #3 1.19.13 EDD 10.1.13 Eleanor born 10.7.13 at 40 weeks 6 days
i heard a noise MOTN downstairs, and it was concerning enough i needed to check. H is out of town, and my mom is staying with us..so i woke her up, and we both went downstairs together. i half-jokingly asked if she had a baseball bat, and obviously she didn't..so she grabbed a hairbrush. we are scary.
we couldn't find the source of the noise, but i couldn't sleep for another hour or so after.
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@missgpsu
If it makes you feel better I have broken my toe (same one) twice on DHs body. 1st time I tripped over his leg while trying to step over him. I was carrying my supper so that went bye bye. The 2nd time it was my bridesmaid bash. DH was down stairs with us and we were all liquored uo. I decided it was a smart Idea to kick him in the ass because he was teasing me. So DH decided to flex his glutes and I broke my toe kicking him in the ass.
#assofsteel
Dead.
It is some scary shit to get paged into a 40 page long FFFC. Whew! I am glad it is something good (I guess). Wish I could take credit for the taint riddle, but alas, it is not my original work!
#fineyhiney
#youneverknowwhatyoullneed
me too. people need to stop buying dolls for my dd.
this was a few days ago...dd here put stickers over her dolls eyes. creey as heck.
True story: when my niece was 3 she had a talking doll that had the on/off switch in it's crotch area. Scared the heck out of H and I before we realized why she kept playing with the doll's crotch.
To this day, I still wonder who's great idea it was to put it there and why my SIL never thought anything of it.
True Story #2: when I was 10, I took my 5 dollar allowance and bought a horror book called "The Doll." It was about little girl twins (one on the sociopath side, one not) and a doll that absorbed energies. And a horrible scene with a well and rats.
Afraid of rats and leery of wells and dolls ever since. Why my mom never thought to censor what I read....
True story #3: if my H ever brought me some hideous vintage doll that looked like Annabelle, he and it would be finding new homes.
I can't see this!!
I love Caillou.
R&K married 4.15.11. TTC #1 since 7.11.12
BFP #1 9.9.12 EDD 5.21.13 c/p 9.12.12 at 4 weeks 1 day
BFP #2 10.15.12 EDD 6.28.13 c/p 10.19.12 at 4 weeks.
BFP #3 1.19.13 EDD 10.1.13 Eleanor born 10.7.13 at 40 weeks 6 days
13dpo hcg@32, progesterone@13.7, 15dpo hcg@110, 16dpo progesterone@25.9
My blog:Urban Times in Michigan ~ My Bfp Chart
I completely understand! Where did this year go??
we couldn't find the source of the noise, but i couldn't sleep for another hour or so after.
SO EXCITED to see you ladies!