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  • PinkDahLia44PinkDahLia44 member
    Emilyusc211 said:

    PinkDahLia44 said:

    Ffmc: I looked up john bobbitt's porn yesterday...and watched a little bit of it.

    I just watched for the morbid curiosity of what a reattached peen looked like.

    On a related note, john bobbitt has a porn! Post getting his peeny chopped off!

    It's called Frankenpenis.

    You're welcome.

    So what's the verdict? Does it look like a frankenpeen or reg peen?
    Not that weird, but deft not normal. Short and fat.
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  • jennlinjennlin member
    wow @afolske106, i would've complained, too!


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  • ajjf1026ajjf1026 member
    jennlin said:
    wow @afolske106, i would've complained, too!
    I totally get that people have bad days, but that was all of ours first time there, and we were like wtf!! 

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  • PinkDahLia44PinkDahLia44 member
    Weljadraak said:


    PinkDahLia44 said:
    Emilyusc211 said:



    So what's the verdict? Does it look like a frankenpeen or reg peen?

    Not that weird, but deft not normal. Short and fat.

    Chode.

    I used this word to describe it to a friend, but she thought I meant something different so we looked it up and it turned out we were BOTH right, but I chose not to use the word here to avoid confusion :-P
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  • jennlinjennlin member
    PinkDahLia44 said:
    Ffmc: I looked up john bobbitt's porn yesterday...and watched a little bit of it. I just watched for the morbid curiosity of what a reattached peen looked like. On a related note, john bobbitt has a porn! Post getting his peeny chopped off! It's called Frankenpenis. You're welcome.
    So what's the verdict? Does it look like a frankenpeen or reg peen?
    Not that weird, but deft not normal. Short and fat.
    but what did it look like before?


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  • Herefishy87Herefishy87 member
    I went to Panera the other day and specifically asked if certain things had onions/onion powder in them. The women who took my order specifically asked if it was an allergy and I told her yes. She was awesome enough to write onion allergy on the ticket and told the people who made it to change gloves, although it's not necessary since it's not that bad, but I didn't tell her that.
    Well I got my sandwich and sifted through the lettuce while eating and I found 2 pieces of onions. Wonderful. I pushed them off to the side and was going to approach the manager and say something because no one takes onion allergy serious. (I'm lucky I can eat around them and they don't cause a severe reaction but they cause misery for days/a week that has landed me in the hospital)
    Well I was about to leave and I chickened out saying something because there was a shit ton of people ordering food and I didn't wanna have that convo with everyone starring at me. Now I feel guilty cause what if someone goes there and has an anaphylactic reaction cause I didn't make a point to show them how serious it could have been. Stupid social anxiety.
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    PharmTechMom1216 said:

    Herefishy87 said:

    I went to Panera the other day and specifically asked if certain things had onions/onion powder in them. The women who took my order specifically asked if it was an allergy and I told her yes. She was awesome enough to write onion allergy on the ticket and told the people who made it to change gloves, although it's not necessary since it's not that bad, but I didn't tell her that.
    Well I got my sandwich and sifted through the lettuce while eating and I found 2 pieces of onions. Wonderful. I pushed them off to the side and was going to approach the manager and say something because no one takes onion allergy serious. (I'm lucky I can eat around them and they don't cause a severe reaction but they cause misery for days/a week that has landed me in the hospital)
    Well I was about to leave and I chickened out saying something because there was a shit ton of people ordering food and I didn't wanna have that convo with everyone starring at me. Now I feel guilty cause what if someone goes there and has an anaphylactic reaction cause I didn't make a point to show them how serious it could have been. Stupid social anxiety.

    MH is allergic to onions!! We both make sure to tell them no onions. If they do cook with onions or put onions, he just picks them out too.

    One time I ordered a patty melt and I didn't finish it. MH ate it and started to wheeze. We both forgot the patty melt had onions. Now, if I have something that has onions, he is forbidden from eating my leftovers.
    I'm so lucky I don't have a wheezing issue but it wrecks my stomach so badly, like I can't get off the couch for days and feel like death. It took me a long time to figure out what it is and that even onion powder can do damage too.
    I never noticed how much onion is in EVERYTHING and the sneaky bastard food manufactures can list just spices as an ingredient and that is usually onion powder.
    I thought I was a freak but found some sites and blogs that have a boat load of people that have an allergy or severe intolerance. (Not sure what I'm classified as, but out to eat it's easier to say allergy) There are so many yummy foods I miss!! :((
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    NRyan55 said:
    I am sad that I missed huskygate :(
    Rehash that ish!
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  • muffyvonmuffmuffyvonmuff member
    PinkDahLia44 said:
    Ffmc: I looked up john bobbitt's porn yesterday...and watched a little bit of it. I just watched for the morbid curiosity of what a reattached peen looked like. On a related note, john bobbitt has a porn! Post getting his peeny chopped off! It's called Frankenpenis. You're welcome.
    Yea Ill say it…Link me please
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  • WeljadraakWeljadraak member
    PinkDahLia44 said:
    I used this word to describe it to a friend, but she thought I meant something different so we looked it up and it turned out we were BOTH right, but I chose not to use the word here to avoid confusion :-P
    What did your friend think a chode is?!  It's most definitely a short, fat dick.  
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  • jennlinjennlin member
    Weljadraak said:
    PinkDahLia44 said:
    I used this word to describe it to a friend, but she thought I meant something different so we looked it up and it turned out we were BOTH right, but I chose not to use the word here to avoid confusion :-P
    What did your friend think a chode is?!  It's most definitely a short, fat dick.  
    i have a different definition. i think it would the the same as a "taint", but i don't want to google any of these words at work.


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  • WeljadraakWeljadraak member
    Omg a taint is not a chode.  HULK MODE ABOUT TO BE ACTIVATED.  
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  • Lee81Lee81 member
    Weljadraak said:

    No a taint is that piece of flesh between your anus and vaginal opening/balls.  A common phrase to describe this is "taint in the front and taint in the back" (I'm still waiting for an appropriate time to use this IRL).  A chode is a short fat dick.  Period.  Some people resemble chodes.  Neck rolls?

    I have heard of dude taint being referred to as chode. Never lady taint.
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  • jennlinjennlin member
    On mobile now so that I can properly express my feelings about taints and chodes. They are the same thing. I've never heard of chode being used as a short dick.


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  • PinkDahLia44PinkDahLia44 member
    LOL, I'm so proud I started a chode debate. @Weljadraak‌ , as @Connorsmama2006‌ posted, that's what she thought it was. I'm team #shortfatdick.

    @muffyvonmuff‌ , unfortunately I cannot link it and my reasons are two-fold: 1) I couldn't find it on mobile for some reason, only on my laptop and 2) even if I could find it on mobile, I'm on work wifi and the hospital blocks that ish. You can do as I did and google "frankenpenis xxx" on a desktop or a laptop and it was like, the 2nd or 3rd link.
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  • WeljadraakWeljadraak member
    PinkDahLia44 said:
    LOL, I'm so proud I started a chode debate. @Weljadraak‌ , as @Connorsmama2006‌ posted, that's what she thought it was. I'm team #shortfatdick.  
    HA HA.  I just edited.
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  • PinkDahLia44PinkDahLia44 member
    @jennlin, I do not have a "before" image to compare to the "after" image, unless you count the actual severed penis image as a before...

    #thatshitcannotbeunseen
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  • PinkDahLia44PinkDahLia44 member
    FTR: I did not google the severed penis image. It was an unfortunate side effect of trying to find frankenpenis.
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    awwwpuddin said:

    When I said "okaaaay" on the Sunday spam thread last week because it was like the third time she posted it in the span of a week by that point, she was all like "I was told I could post this once a week" I shut my mouth because nobody backed me up!!

    Eta: He/she

    I didnt see it otherwise I'd have backed you up.
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  • WeljadraakWeljadraak member
    @pinkdahlia44.  Why were you researching frankenpenis?
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  • PinkDahLia44PinkDahLia44 member
    Weljadraak said:

    @pinkdahlia44.  Why were you researching frankenpenis?

    Somebody mentioned it on the radio and, as I stated previously, morbid curiosity.
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  • WeljadraakWeljadraak member
    IS RADIO FACEBOOK? lmk.
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    I shout at inappropriate times.
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  • PinkDahLia44PinkDahLia44 member
    @Weljadraak‌ , don't know if I'm missing something, but nope, not fb, actual radio. I'm old. I have one of those.
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    ElleStaxx said:

    @Weljadraak‌ in my neck of the woods the saying goes' "taint the balls, taint the ass" meaning not quite the balls and not quite the ass but the space in between. TAINT!

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    I'm glad my niece can't read yet, as I'm mobile bumping while she's hanging out on my lap.
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