Today I decided to get a burger from Whataburger while out running errands. I thought the guy manning the drive thru was hitting on me when I was ordering my food. When I got to the window it was clear that he probably doesn't find my sex attractive in that way, but had a lot to say about my style and the clothes I was wearing and how only I could pull them off #whateverthatmeans. Then he walked my burger out to my car and told me that he hopes I enjoy it as it is his favorite item on the menu, even though I ruined it by removing the onions, in his opinion the best part. It was the strangest human interaction I've had this week.
#randomthoughtsfromtaylormarie
My confession is that I keep between $10-20 of cash hidden in my car so I can get a coffee here or a burger there while out running errands without DH ever the wiser.
Why are having orgasms something to dd at this point? I think we've talked about pretty much everything imaginable.
Because a bazillion of my friends are KU plus I use my Jalee name for my health blogging. Last thing I want is a random search on my name to pop up with something like that...lol I probably won't but you never know.
Today I decided to get a burger from Whataburger while out running errands. I thought the guy manning the drive thru was hitting on me when I was ordering my food. When I got to the window it was clear that he probably doesn't find my sex attractive in that way, but had a lot to say about my style and the clothes I was wearing and how only I could pull them off #whateverthatmeans. Then he walked my burger out to my car and told me that he hopes I enjoy it as it is his favorite item on the menu, even though I ruined it by removing the onions, in his opinion the best part. It was the strangest human interaction I've had this week.
#randomthoughtsfromtaylormarie
My confession is that I keep between $10-20 of cash hidden in my car so I can get a coffee here or a burger there while out running errands without DH ever the wiser.
There is this really weird guy probably in his late teens that works the drive thru at our local McDonalds he seriously speaks like Elvis every freaking time he takes orders and takes your money. I keep wanting to tease him about it, but then I get paranoid that he may not appreciate my humor. So I just try to avoid eye contact. It's always weird at the drive-thru.
Are we not supposed to talk about orgasms? If anybody should be dirty deleting it should be me. Mine is just embarrassing and sad.
It's just more of a reputation thing. My SN gets googled for health related stuff because of my blog. I just wouldn't want that post to pop up, but I did a Google search and I think it's cool.
Also, don't be embarrassed. I never had one until I got with DH. Sadly getting O isn't as easy as it should be.
Dr. Laura is my guilty pleasure. She's a bit harsh but I like it!
Wait, is this the Dr. Laura who hates gay people, or is there another Dr. Laura now?
Hmm.. idk about that. I just started a Sirius trial and found her show. Everything I have heard so far does not support this hate but I don't know everything about her.
Oh I have another weird food related one. The story last week of the Papa Murphy's employee getting caught rubbing his balls on pizza actually happened at the one by my house. Yuck! Ever since the story broke I have been craving a Papa Murphy's pizza.
Oh I have another weird food related one. The story last week of the Papa Murphy's employee getting caught rubbing his balls on pizza actually happened at the one by my house. Yuck! Ever since the story broke I have been craving a Papa Murphy's pizza.
Oh I have another weird food related one. The story last week of the Papa Murphy's employee getting caught rubbing his balls on pizza actually happened at the one by my house. Yuck! Ever since the story broke I have been craving a Papa Murphy's pizza.
This is amazing.
What's worse is that my friend's 18 year old son also works at that location and when I hear it was an 18 year old that was caught, for a brief minute I thought it was her son. Then I was like naw, he's a good kid.
Oh I have another weird food related one. The story last week of the Papa Murphy's employee getting caught rubbing his balls on pizza actually happened at the one by my house. Yuck! Ever since the story broke I have been craving a Papa Murphy's pizza.
Like a hot pizza? Wouldn't that burn? Why do I want more details about this?
It is a take and bake restaurant. So at least when you took it home and stuck it in a 400 degree oven all the germs would be baked off.
Today I decided to get a burger from Whataburger while out running errands. I thought the guy manning the drive thru was hitting on me when I was ordering my food. When I got to the window it was clear that he probably doesn't find my sex attractive in that way, but had a lot to say about my style and the clothes I was wearing and how only I could pull them off #whateverthatmeans. Then he walked my burger out to my car and told me that he hopes I enjoy it as it is his favorite item on the menu, even though I ruined it by removing the onions, in his opinion the best part. It was the strangest human interaction I've had this week.
#randomthoughtsfromtaylormarie
My confession is that I keep between $10-20 of cash hidden in my car so I can get a coffee here or a burger there while out running errands without DH ever the wiser.
I do the same thing with cash!
In other news, by the time I got lunch this prevening (it was almost 5 pm) there were no warm cookies in the cafeteria. I was crying on the inside!
Next time I have a soda explode on me at my bus stop at 5 am I'm going to take it as a sign to go home and call out (I'm kidding. Maybe)
#nurseseatlunchatdinnertime
After almost 3 years of IF and a crazy roadside delivery, we are loving life with our second beautiful daughter!
Today I decided to get a burger from Whataburger while out running errands. I thought the guy manning the drive thru was hitting on me when I was ordering my food. When I got to the window it was clear that he probably doesn't find my sex attractive in that way, but had a lot to say about my style and the clothes I was wearing and how only I could pull them off #whateverthatmeans. Then he walked my burger out to my car and told me that he hopes I enjoy it as it is his favorite item on the menu, even though I ruined it by removing the onions, in his opinion the best part. It was the strangest human interaction I've had this week.
#randomthoughtsfromtaylormarie
My confession is that I keep between $10-20 of cash hidden in my car so I can get a coffee here or a burger there while out running errands without DH ever the wiser.
I do the same thing with cash!
In other news, by the time I got lunch this prevening (it was almost 5 pm) there were no warm cookies in the cafeteria. I was crying on the inside!
Next time I have a soda explode on me at my bus stop at 5 am I'm going to take it as a sign to go home and call out (I'm kidding. Maybe)
#nurseseatlunchatdinnertime
Our hospital cafeteria closes at 3. Hungry after 3? Sorry bout your luck. Also, no warm cookies. Ever. No joke, our hospital got rid of all junk food except dark chocolate, and all the sodas are diet.
I am a nerd. Our school does this online program called First in Math (online Math 24 cards if anyone has done that). I teach three math classes and I give them goals each week and I do the goals as well along with a lot of extra playing.. I am the 32 ranked teacher in the nation and the 3rd ranked 6th grade teacher. I am all sorts of proud in a nerdy way.
I am a nerd. Our school does this online program called First in Math (online Math 24 cards if anyone has done that). I teach three math classes and I give them goals each week and I do the goals as well along with a lot of extra playing.. I am the 32 ranked teacher in the nation and the 3rd ranked 6th grade teacher. I am all sorts of proud in a nerdy way.
I have not planned a party for baby girl. We have no family here, and I don't have any friends with babies her age. I'm feeling super guilty. Her birthday is in 1 week and I'm contemplating putting something small together last minute. We had a big first birthday for my oldest daughter, but I had a lot more close friends where we were living at the time. I have major mommy guilt going on right now.
After almost 3 years of IF and a crazy roadside delivery, we are loving life with our second beautiful daughter!
I have not planned a party for baby girl. We have no family here, and I don't have any friends with babies her age. I'm feeling super guilty. Her birthday is in 1 week and I'm contemplating putting something small together last minute. We had a big first birthday for my oldest daughter, but I had a lot more close friends where we were living at the time. I have major mommy guilt going on right now.
This was pretty much me, yesterday, except that DD and DH's birthdays are the same day. Now I've thrown together a drop-by beach BBQ for next weekend. I still haven't figured out who all we're going to invite since most of our friends have moved away, but at least I know of 4 people who will show up (besides us)...
Woah! That's a strong statement around here!
I have met a handful of husky dogs that are amazing and the best in the world. All the others are vet and behavioral nightmares it seems. When I see one on the schedule I get mixed feelings.
It is a strong statement, but I stand by it (at least til nryan shows up). Whiny, unpredictably nippy, big babies when it comes to pain.
I would say they are outranked in their badness to work on as a vet only by chows and shar peis. I think I even liked feral cats better--at least they were predictable.
Re: Fffc
#randomthoughtsfromtaylormarie
My confession is that I keep between $10-20 of cash hidden in my car so I can get a coffee here or a burger there while out running errands without DH ever the wiser.
Because women aren't suppsed to enjoy sex or have orgasms and we are all ashamed of it....Duh.
#boohoo
Also, don't be embarrassed. I never had one until I got with DH. Sadly getting O isn't as easy as it should be.
Hmm.. idk about that. I just started a Sirius trial and found her show. Everything I have heard so far does not support this hate but I don't know everything about her.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
What's worse is that my friend's 18 year old son also works at that location and when I hear it was an 18 year old that was caught, for a brief minute I thought it was her son. Then I was like naw, he's a good kid.
I have always thought multi-orgasms were like unicorns. Apparently, I fall into the "lengthy orgasm" category. #istimingorgasmlengthsscientific
My LO's b-day party is tomorrow. He, of course, is now sick and running a fever. #sendgoodvibesstat #wineisnowmyfutureeveningplans
My dream vacation is still being by myself to sleep 24 hours and eat junk food.
We currently get:
Nerd block
Arcade Block
Horror Block
Loot crate
Julep
and I just signed up for Darby Smart.
It was strawberry milkshake.
I told her in less than a minute that everything was okay.
In other news, by the time I got lunch this prevening (it was almost 5 pm) there were no warm cookies in the cafeteria. I was crying on the inside!
Next time I have a soda explode on me at my bus stop at 5 am I'm going to take it as a sign to go home and call out (I'm kidding. Maybe)
#nurseseatlunchatdinnertime
After almost 3 years of IF and a crazy roadside delivery, we are loving life with our second beautiful daughter!
After almost 3 years of IF and a crazy roadside delivery, we are loving life with our second beautiful daughter!