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• Hilee18 member

  September 2014

  Gah since we are posting babycenter links I can't remember what birth board I saw had a quadruplet mom to be, of course she had 7 other kids under 6. 

  
  

  I thought school had started? 

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• hrgwu2006 member

  September 2014

  This isn't a forum link or anything - just something that made me a little annoyed.

  
  

  https://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/parents-put-baby-risk-atop-pulpit-rock/
  

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• ghostof5letters member

  September 2014

  This isn't trolling, this is just sad. 

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12442490/alone-with-two-kids-from-two-guys#latest
  

  
  

  I don't know what to do. When I got pregnant with my daughter twelve years ago, her dad left. Said he didn't want kids. I've been in love with someone for three years. After trying and trying we finally got pregnant. He had been abusive in the past because he was using drugs. Tonight, he woke me up accusing me of cheating on him while he was in jail. (For beating me up) He punched me in face, hit me some more and left. 
  How do I explain to my daughter about this? I didn't expect it. How do I go through this and show her how to be a good woman when I'm 33 and having another baby alone. 
  I'm so broken hearted. Please help me figure out how to talk to her. 
  I'm too embarrassed to ask people who know us. 
  Please help me 
  

  
  

  
  

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• TexasGirl81 member

  September 2014

  @ghostof5letters‌
  You're so good at finding these. It keeps me entertained during my days.
  
  That poor girl. That is very sad.

  We have our "Irish Twins"

  DD born 8/7/2013

  DS born 7/28/14

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• ksspiff member

  September 2014

  ghostof5letters said:

  https://community.babycenter.com/post/a52343881/very_rude_shopping_cart
  

  
  

  
  

  I am page 70 of this 114 page thread. I love this so much and am considering it the internet's birthday present to me.
  
  I really want to add this to my everyday conversation
  "... Sorry, was that rude? On a scale of 1 to jet powered shopping cart, how rude was it?"

   
  

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• Artistmom30 member

  September 2014

  I'm so glad that woman is getting out of that abusive relationship. Men like her ex need to have their ass beaten everyday, for the rest of their life.

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• ghostof5letters member

  September 2014

  Push present threads always go over well

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443233/poll-push-presents/p1
  

  
  

  
  

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• Artistmom30 member

  September 2014 edited September 2014

  ghostof5letters said:

  Push present threads always go over well

  
  

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443233/poll-push-presents/p1
  

  Why do women feel they are entitled to a "push present"? Yes, I know you carried around your guys' baby for nine months, had morning sickness, aches and pains, blah, blah, blah...but I'm willing to bet 10 to 1, you agreed to put yourself through that. Why should you get a gift for something you signed up for, and knew what you were getting into? (I do know there are some exceptions to the "you knew what you were getting into" crowd. I'm not including them in my generalization).
  

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• Artistmom30 member

  September 2014

  I just realized, after typing that, that I probably should have posted that to the UO thread. Oh well.

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• hgtvmom member

  September 2014

  jessafish said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  Wow.
  Just wow.
  
  That said, we've gotten a bit boring with the lack of crazies.
  
  

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• jensavicci member

  September 2014

  jessafish said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  I was wrong. Satan is real and she's lurking on TB.
  
  That was really fucked up and disturbing to read.

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• reg202 member

  September 2014

  jessafish said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  Unbelievable.  I agree that I miss the crazy on our own board but at least we don't have to deal with HER.  I'm glad that May is coming down so hard on her.  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• darkangel42 member

  September 2014

  jessafish said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  ...

  No.

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• TexasGirl81 member

  September 2014

  jessafish said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  
  There are no words, other than SO LOW!!!
  
  
  

  We have our "Irish Twins"

  DD born 8/7/2013

  DS born 7/28/14

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• darkangel42 member

  September 2014

  It's now up to 7 pages, 6.25 of which are intense and very specifically directed flames.

  Do people not read stuff back before they post, just to check if they come off as a massive a-hole?

  
  

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• ADC1979 member

  September 2014

  jensavicci said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  I was wrong. Satan is real and she's lurking on TB. That was really fucked up and disturbing to read.

  
  I don't know in what sad little world someone would think that's any kind of perk. Ugh. Now I have to go read more of the Very Rude Shopping Cart thread to get the horror of that one post out of my brain! (And as an aside, wouldn't The Very Rude Shopping Cart make a great picture book? Perhaps by Eric Carle.)

  
  

  
  

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• hgtvmom member

  September 2014

  I totally had a giggle fest in a parking lot yesterday when my shopping cart refused to stay in the corral. The other carts were in at such an angle that, when I pushed mine in over the metal lip, it was spit back out at me. I guess OP and her lack of confidence in the metal lip aren't so crazy after all.

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• darkangel42 member

  September 2014

  tundrabunny said:

  This one bothers me. Not necessarily because of the problem she's facing (shit happens and I'm getting a troll vibe just because of how cliche it is) but because she's requesting no judgment and then goes on to be judgmental in a later post.
  
  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12444658/i-need-some-feedback-as-soon-as-possible#latest
  

  She can't tell who the father is with a 2 month gap?  What?

  It's her first post so probably a troll but if not, that's worrying.

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• Eposty member

  September 2014

  jessafish said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  I can't believe she has a WK. She has officially passed the "science baby" girl as the boards worst human being in my opinion.

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• darkangel42 member

  September 2014

  Eposty said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  I can't believe she has a WK. She has officially passed the "science baby" girl as the boards worst human being in my opinion.

  What was the science baby thing?

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• ghostof5letters member

  September 2014

  darkangel42 said:

  Eposty said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  I can't believe she has a WK. She has officially passed the "science baby" girl as the boards worst human being in my opinion.

  What was the science baby thing?

  IVF pregnancies and medically assisted pregnancies aren't as special as her "traditional" pregnancy. It was awful. August 2014 bmb. 

  
  

  
  

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• Csltdk member

  September 2014

  Eposty said:

  jessafish said:

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12443579/uo-thursday/p1

  
  

  Just read the first page. WTAF?

  I can't believe she has a WK. She has officially passed the "science baby" girl as the boards worst human being in my opinion.

  Since I did IVF, "science baby girl " will always be a huge massive ignorant cunt
  
  

  
  

  

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• darkangel42 member

  September 2014

  Good grief.

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• glitterclaws member

  September 2014

  Do we know how GhostMonkey got banned?  I keep seeing it referenced, but when I take a quick look at her post history there doesn't seem to be anything there...

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  ::formerly csmith - regular/lurker since Nov13:: 
  

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• ghostof5letters member

  September 2014

  csmith0085 said:

  Do we know how GhostMonkey got banned?  I keep seeing it referenced, but when I take a quick look at her post history there doesn't seem to be anything there...

  Threatening PMs

  
  

  
  

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• TugboatSheila member

  September 2014

  I usually don't comment on the trolling threads that are linked but I saw "quintecential" and was just going to leave a "I think you mean quintessential" but someone beat me to it.

  
  

  So I was forced to come up with something else. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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