WTF Wednesday

CandEChicago · September 2014

Since I am on hour #2 of insomnia and waiting for the tynenol PM to kick in...let's start a WTF Wednesday as well.

CandEChicago · September 2014

WTF Body - Why do you insist on having insomnia the night before seeing my doctor appointment with the sleep specialist? I was hoping of showing signs of improving from overtired anxious mess but now I am going to have to settle with overtired hormonal mess.

Drgn30 · September 2014

2:00am here and I'm awake too. Wtf mind - why do you choose the middle of the night to freak out about childcare? And wtf coworkers - how is it any of your business who will care for my baby when I return to work.

esr9435 · September 2014

Wtf baby?! Why are you such a party animal?? Happy hour is from 4-6 PM not am. I don't have insomnia, I have a tiny little friend that likes to dance around and kick the shit out of me like clock work at 4am every single day. And of course I can never fall back a sleep.

Guess I better get used to it...

taylojade57 · September 2014

WTF dog?!? Why did you wake me up two hours before my alarm? You're not hungry, I fed you at 11 before I went to bed. And if you have to pee, you're an idiot because I left the doggy door open for you last night.

sarahlynne30 · September 2014

Husband wakes up at 5 to
go to work, I wake up and can't fall back asleep. I don't have to be up for another 7 min (it's 557am here) ugh I'm so tired

amedbery · September 2014

WTF boobs - when I lie in bed and look at my phone who the hell told you to rest on my chin? Cool new trick, but not comfortable.

GradSchoolPrincess · September 2014

WTF me? Why did I schedule three clients back to back this morning with barely any time for lunch and notes? I don't have the energy for this!

GradSchoolPrincess · September 2014

Also @CandEChicago‌ hope specialist goes well- pregnancy insomnia is the worst

MaineMama · September 2014

WTF morning, why do you come so early? Get your shit together.

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JennaRaek · September 2014

WTF DSs cold - I hate you. You've been hanging around for a week now and you've officially outstayed your welcome. You ruined half of our beach vacation last week and now this pregnant moma needs sleep for work. Poor DS freaks out when he can't breath thru his nose at night Go awaaayyy!

WTF back - I hate you too. I'm pregnant. Get over it. Stop hurting. Now.

MaineMama · September 2014

New one- WTF people of the world?! Why do people love kittens so much?! I get it, they are cute, but speaking as the pregnant lady who has them quarantined in her living room- They are smelly and GROSS! **Gag alert** When Mama cat uses the litter box (because she is still cleaning up after the kittens) it smells like a goddamn nursing home in here. :-&

MaineMama · September 2014

3girlsnthepup said:

WTF me?? I'm slowly making my way through the FB discussion since I took the night off for back to school night and a headache... I decide to go check out my post count for curiosity and realize I never posted an intro!!! :-O NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM!?! NOW I'll never be a real D14Bumpie!!! (

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MaineMama · September 2014

Courtneylovesjason2 said:

Slaps said:

That's it! @slaps & @MaineMama‌ After I make it through the other 342 pages of the FB discussion, I'm posting a 4-page intro including my entire life story, home address, mother's maiden name and plenty of TMI.
Don't forget social Sercurity number! Lol

And what color is your skin? I need to know so I can buy matching shoes.

Dying. Dead. Ded.

MaineMama · September 2014

KSwitz011 said:

Wtf MIL? Did you really tell me you are glad that I am getting a tubal during my c/s instead of DH getting a vasectomy; because, you know, if DH and I ever divorce he will be able to have another family with someone else. Seriously? I think DH should be getting a spite vasectomy now!

Holy hell, I'd kill her.

AlwaysForgetful · September 2014

KSwitz011 said:

Wtf MIL? Did you really tell me you are glad that I am getting a tubal during my c/s instead of DH getting a vasectomy; because, you know, if DH and I ever divorce he will be able to have another family with someone else. Seriously? I think DH should be getting a spite vasectomy now!

Ask him to have one anyway. lol

I told SO that if he wants to have unprotected sex, then he has to have one. I don't care that I have having a tubal. We have a mutual friend that had multiple tubal pregnancies AFTER her tubal ligation. Knowing our luck, that would happen. So we are both getting done.

meanie3 · September 2014

KSwitz011 said:

Wtf MIL? Did you really tell me you are glad that I am getting a tubal during my c/s instead of DH getting a vasectomy; because, you know, if DH and I ever divorce he will be able to have another family with someone else. Seriously? I think DH should be getting a spite vasectomy now!

:-O
That sounds like some shit my MIL would say. Luckily, my Hubs would probably get the spite vasectomy.

SereJane · September 2014

WTF crazy new coworker? Did you really need to tell me 'I only had one child-large heads run in my family' the first time we ever had a conversation???? What a way to introduce yourself!

leoandethansmom · September 2014

WTF lurkers? Why did the mention of a FB group bring you out of the woodwork? You're creeping me out. Please leave the regular and "normal" d14 girls alone and don't steal my baby or my skin.

Edit cuz words at 8:30 are hard

AlwaysForgetful · September 2014

WTF same person I always rant about. Stop trying to tell me how to manage my household. Yeah, ok, you have disability experience, but you never had biological kids, your kids were out of the house when you got married, and so you have no experience actually managing a family. Especially one the size of mine.

And stop saying "As long as it's healthy". That annoys me. I had a baby that wasn't born healthy. I remember your comments about cousins baby. I find it sad that you would rather her abort than her be able to at least have the closure she wanted by being able to hold her son and say good bye. Hush! I don't wish to hear it 30 times a week.

aksue22 · September 2014

WTF pregnancy acne...thanks for planting this zit right in the corner of my mouth. It doesn't look like a cold sore at all. [-(

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leoandethansmom · September 2014

@Slaps‌ you leave my skin alone, woman!

MaineMama · September 2014

leosmom25 said:

WTF lurkers? Why did the mention of a FB group bring you out of the woodwork? You're creeping me out. Please leave the regular and "normal" d14 girls alone and don't steal my baby or my skin. Edit cuz words at 8:30 are hard

'll be nice and let you keep your skin in exchange for your major credit card numbers...moving is expensive yo!

colliebabe · September 2014

WTF iPhone? Why do you have to break right as the new one is coming out, making me have to deal with all the craziness of everyone else trying to get a new one at the same time?!

hellopartyof5 · September 2014

Idk if pregnancy skin is really great, I feel like I'd be the pickiest skin stealer. Like acne skin? I have that myself don't need that.... this is where my brain went. Lord have mercy.

abcmom12 · September 2014

@Slaps, have an Uncle named Hannibal by chance? craving any liver and farva beans?

leoandethansmom · September 2014

nauticallife said:
Idk if pregnancy skin is really great, I feel like I'd be the pickiest skin stealer. Like acne skin? I have that myself don't need that.... this is where my brain went. Lord have mercy.

Oh no, you'd want my skin then cuz pregnancy has made it clear up. Stay away!

CandEChicago · September 2014

@GradSchoolPrincess‌ - This is the annual follow up appointment. Waiting to see what clueless Resident they have this year. You would think someone would take 5 minutes to read my chart...nope...15 minutes of Q&A. Love when they still have listed medication that I went off of 5 years ago as a "current" med on my chart.

Waiting for the clueless resident to ask something as stupid, "So I see you are pregnant but why have you gained weight? You know generally speaking gaining XX lbs in 1 year is not healthy?"

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MaineMama · September 2014

nauticallife said:

Idk if pregnancy skin is really great, I feel like I'd be the pickiest skin stealer. Like acne skin? I have that myself don't need that.... this is where my brain went. Lord have mercy.

I'm thinking my skin would be pretty valuable- I'm fat, so there is a lot of it, but its nice and clear and I have Ehler-Danlos and one of the hallmarks is "velvety textured skin"

Any good seamstress knows its better to have too much and take in a seam than expanding and trying to match up the patterns

CandEChicago · September 2014

MaineMama said:

nauticallife said:

Idk if pregnancy skin is really great, I feel like I'd be the pickiest skin stealer. Like acne skin? I have that myself don't need that.... this is where my brain went. Lord have mercy.

I'm thinking my skin would be pretty valuable- I'm fat, so there is a lot of it, but its nice and clear and I have Ehler-Danlos and one of the hallmarks is "velvety textured skin"

Any good seamstress knows its better to have too much and take in a seam than expanding and trying to match up the patterns

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You are making a sales pitch for your skin?!?

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hellopartyof5 · September 2014

CandEChicago said:

nauticallife said:

Idk if pregnancy skin is really great, I feel like I'd be the pickiest skin stealer. Like acne skin? I have that myself don't need that.... this is where my brain went. Lord have mercy.

I'm thinking my skin would be pretty valuable- I'm fat, so there is a lot of it, but its nice and clear and I have Ehler-Danlos and one of the hallmarks is "velvety textured skin"
Any good seamstress knows its better to have too much and take in a seam than expanding and trying to match up the patterns
----------------------- You are making a sales pitch for your skin?!?

DED!

norweigan · September 2014

WTF hair. I swear this pregnancy is giving me a blond fuzzy beard.

MaineMama · September 2014

nauticallife said:

CandEChicago said:

nauticallife said:

Idk if pregnancy skin is really great, I feel like I'd be the pickiest skin stealer. Like acne skin? I have that myself don't need that.... this is where my brain went. Lord have mercy.

I'm thinking my skin would be pretty valuable- I'm fat, so there is a lot of it, but its nice and clear and I have Ehler-Danlos and one of the hallmarks is "velvety textured skin"
Any good seamstress knows its better to have too much and take in a seam than expanding and trying to match up the patterns
----------------------- You are making a sales pitch for your skin?!?

DED!

I need to make money somehow! Lol

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