Can we start the drinking thread at 2?

klondikebar · September 2014

Nice work @monkeybabe! While I'm not a professional, I do a decent job with creative cakes. Others have asked me to make cakes and it stressed me out. It's way more enjoyable to just make them for my kids. I can't imagine my anxiety level if money was exchanged.

Monkeybabe · September 2014

pobrecita said:

Burgers are almost done. =P~

God, I could really go for a burger right now. I think I know what we'll be having for dinner tomorrow.

klondikebar · September 2014

On the dream topic, tornadoes have been my theme for 2 nights so far. I'm always outside at dusk watching multiple funnels form before my eyes. They are small, but move quickly. I'm frantically running around, in and out of houses. Then I wake up and almost jump out of bed to get to cover. wtf

klondikebar · September 2014

I hope she feels better quickly @fancynewbeesly.

klondikebar · September 2014

GotGingy said:

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow. I don't even dislike my job. I just want to stay in bed all day and not put on a bra.

@gotgingy That's pretty much my plan for tomorrow morning. Want to come join me?

Monkeybabe · September 2014

My H was singing "Let It Go" horribly and Z ran into the office and shouted, "No! No, Daddy, no sing song Let Eh Go!" and then ran away.

stra0111 · September 2014

Well now I feel bad because I'm pretty sure DH fell asleep putting DD1 to sleep. He asked if I wanted to do the bedtime routine. I said I would fall asleep if I had to lay down with her too (right after putting DD2 down). I don't feel bad enough to go check though (at least not yet) because I don't want to share this delicious coffee ice cream I'm devouring

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theseaword · September 2014

This onion article on mason jars made me pee a little:. https://www.theonion.com/articles/were-going-to-enjoy-this-cocainefueled-mason-jar-r,36779/

MrsT0514 · September 2014

Ugh. My kid is in his crib yelling away. I gave him some motrin bc he's got the classic rosy teething cheeks going on and has had his fingers in his mouth along with a shit ton of drool. Poor kid. Fuck teething!

And I still need to shower. I dont really want to get off the couch though. Meh.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

I'm so proud of myself I actually did my full 35 min power yoga class. I need to get back on that bandwagon and stay there. I am also sticking with my no booze resolution for tonight.

klondikebar · September 2014

I swear if DD doesn't stop bothering me tonight, I'm going to lock her out of the house. She couldn't find her soccer spandex. She begged me to paint her nails with the nike swoosh. And I just finished helping her play truth or dare with her soccer team through IG or SC or whatever. She kept picking dare and I had to take pictures while she did dumb stuff. I normally wouldn't mind, but I really need some quiet time.

klondikebar · September 2014

GotGingy said:

Had one large brownie. I think I might just eat the rest now and get it over with.

That sounds like a solid plan. It's what I'd do.

klondikebar · September 2014

Ok. I have seen fuck you vs fuck off mentioned in a couple of different threads. Where might I find the original thread explaining this?

klondikebar · September 2014

Beats me. I saw something mentioned about being able to say one and not the other. I need to know what this is about.

klondikebar · September 2014

Thanks! For some reason I thought it was another board. I gave up on the ISIS thread early on. I will check it out.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

Pobre said "Fuck OFF" to wife/mommy because of some fuckery.

Bunkin confirmed this morning that according to BJ "fuck YOU" is a TOU violation, but "fuck OFF" is not.

The end.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

I'm officially done with all the big housework for the week. Now I can sit on my ass until next weekend and still feel accomplished. Buffalo chicken mac&cheese casserole is in the oven and I'm drinking tea because I want to remember what I ate in the morning.

klondikebar · September 2014

NexTuesday said:

The ISIS thread @klondikebar. Eta: the very end. Pobre said what we all were thinking.

After reading all of that, I agree that it really was the most appropriate response and completely necessary at that point.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

I told Cute Dad about the dream, but left out the ex part. That would be a little creepy.

"I dreamt about your ex-wife whom I've never met acting like a psycho because deep within my subconscious I am insecure and worried about having to deal with her one day because you have children together."

That's a good way to keep a young relationship interesting, yeah?

klondikebar · September 2014

Ooh you made the fancy brownies.

I have some mozzarella footballs leftover from the game today. I'm not even going to heat them up.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

Mozzarella footballs???!!!!

Get in my mouth. Right now.

[Deleted User] · September 2014

Once I had a dream that DH's ex was my new RE. She came into the room with a huge pregnant belly and twins in a stroller. Every time I looked at her she had more babies and I could hear DH's voice asking WTF was wrong with me. I felt insecure about that for weeks.

I told DH about it. He said that she might be able to have a million babies but I don't do meth and I'm better in bed so I win. He's a pretty terrific guy.

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

katnhiding said:
Soooo much snot. How does it fit in one nose?

It doesn't. It fills the nasal passages that reach back deep within the skull. That's even grosser somehow...

Monkeybabe · September 2014

I just read the ISIS thread and it makes me glad to be an Atheist. There's never any question of being an Atheist in all caps, or just being a fakeist.

klondikebar · September 2014

Yay! It's finally quiet in my house. DD never stays up this late on a school night. It was my lucky day, I suppose.

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klondikebar · September 2014

I think it's impossible for me to get drunk anymore @shinyredsmartazz. I get sleepy so easily. Onr glass of scotch and I'm ready for a nap. Sorry you can't get your buzz on.

jorkz821 · September 2014

Monkeybabe said:
I just read the ISIS thread and it makes me glad to be an Atheist. There's never any question of being an Atheist in all caps, or just being a fakeist.

So you're saying you're an ATHEIST atheist @Monkeybabe‌?

Monkeybabe · September 2014

jorkz821 said:

I just read the ISIS thread and it makes me glad to be an Atheist. There's never any question of being an Atheist in all caps, or just being a fakeist.
So you're saying you're an ATHEIST atheist @Monkeybabe‌?

All aboard the "What do you believe?! Nothing!" train!

I know there are asshole Atheists out there, and plenty of them, but they just don't pop on parenting forums like crazy Christians do.

jorkz821 · September 2014

Monkeybabe said:

jorkz821 said:

Monkeybabe said:
I just read the ISIS thread and it makes me glad to be an Atheist. There's never any question of being an Atheist in all caps, or just being a fakeist.
So you're saying you're an ATHEIST atheist @Monkeybabe‌?

All aboard the "What do you believe?! Nothing!" train!

I

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I read this as a cheerleading type thing, lol.

"What are we ??"
"ATHEISTS!!
"What do we believe?"
"NOTHING!!"
"Goooooooooo atheists!!!"

klondikebar · September 2014

NexTuesday said:

Yay! It's finally quiet in my house. DD never stays up this late on a school night. It was my lucky day, I suppose.
I basically never slept in high school. Probably drove my mom nuts.

I'm going with yes on that one;) I wouldn't have minded most other nights. I'm just drained. She definitely likes her sleep and sports after a school day wipes her out. Sometimes we bribe her to stay up with us on the weekend. 10pm bedtime on a Friday night? Really? Quit being so old, DD!

Monkeybabe · September 2014

I want a brownie.

elsa1688 · September 2014

triplea598 said:
Someone just told one my FB friends to join her BMB (June14). Wtf? That's kind of strange to me...

She suggested it through a photo comment.

That's strange. And it's pretty dead over there lately (my bmb).

jesuisfatiguee · September 2014

justAphase said:

Can @jesuisfatiguee‌ give me an update on what's going on with Cute Dad por favor? Since I've missed the last couple drinking threads I feel I may have missed some important information. I could read the drinking threads but lazyyyyyyyyy

@justAphase - he wants me to meet his parents, and he called me his girlfrand

That's the gist of it. He's been all super sweet and romantic and shit lately. It's fun.

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