WTF Wednesday

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

WTAF!? Let's hear it bishes!

missnacholover · August 2014

WTF? I have no idea why I'm on the leader board, haha. I feel like I haven't even been all that funny with my GIFs this week.

WTF, self? You need to quit being so lazy at work and get shit done. This kiddo may be coming sooner than planned and you don't want to leave things hanging!!

NLJ82 · August 2014

WTF HEARTBURN!

I don't think I've ever had heartburn in my life and didn't even experience it until 2 or 3 weeks ago and now it never leaves and keeps me up all night and miserable all day. No amount of tums can conquer this!

Dana633 · August 2014

WTF? I am so ready for maternity leave. I don't feel like being here nor do I want to do anything! After about 4 hours into my day, I am so uncomfortable sitting in this damn chair. I just wanna go home...is that too much to ask! I just want to sleep past 4:30 a.m.

missnacholover · August 2014

Dana633 said:

WTF? I am so ready for maternity leave. I don't feel like being here nor do I want to do anything! After about 4 hours into my day, I am so uncomfortable sitting in this damn chair. I just wanna go home...is that too much to ask! I just want to sleep past 4:30 a.m.

OMG, me too. I really want to ask if I can start WFH one day (or even one afternoon!) a week. But I feel like it's way too early to ask.

NLJ82 · August 2014

Dana633 said:

WTF? I am so ready for maternity leave. I don't feel like being here nor do I want to do anything! After about 4 hours into my day, I am so uncomfortable sitting in this damn chair. I just wanna go home...is that too much to ask! I just want to sleep past 4:30 a.m.

I'm so with you! We only have one option for daycare and they're not letting us know until THEE very last minute. It honestly doesn't sound too promising SO if it falls through, looks like I'll be quitting my job and turning SAHM which scares the crap out of me! At the same time...it sounds awesome and t-minus 2 months to go...I've checked out of this job entirely.

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

WTF MIL why are you such a butt? She has totally taken over my baby shower from my SIL who had originally asked if she could host. Now she's not letting other SIL (who I am closer to) help and making it difficult for her to even attend- other SIL is her stepdaughter and she's treating her like shit (as always). It makes me so mad.

Also she's been panicking about RSVPs. Well yesterday I found out that there are 29 confirmed. That doesn't seem like something to panic about, but apparently she thinks it should be more. It sucks because now I'm not even looking forward to the shower

Dumbgurl04 · August 2014

WTF Air Conditioning at work. It feels only a few degrees cooler in here as it does outside :-q even though it says 75. I'm sitting here with a giant fan blowing air on me feeling like I'm sweating buckets as I listen to the old ladies in my office talk about how cold they are and want me to turn my fan down. (FYI NOT HAPPENING)

@Dana633 right there with you I have completely checked out at work.

mommymeg143 · August 2014

You girls have covered my WTFs today!!

WTF work...why can't I go home? I have baby stuff to do.

WTF stomach...why do you keep sending my food back up my throat? I seriously burped up my food ALL night last night. Do your damn job, digest, and let me go poo!!

minibean16 · August 2014

WTF Burger King. You better not mess with my Tim Hortons. I don't want a Whopper donut.

WTF construction. You've started at 6:45 every day for a month. It was supposed to take two weeks. Maybe if you didn't stop working at 1:00.

WTF feet. Remember when you did your job without swelling? Nah, me neither.

brichar31 · August 2014

WTF women on DH's side? It wasn't bad enough that his grandmother told me I was getting big and asked if I was sure there was only one baby but then MIL walks into our house 2 nights ago, stops and stares at me and proceeds to say "brichar3 are you ever getting big!". You are both women who have been pregnant before, you know how it feels, tell me I'm glowing and beautiful (even if its a lie) and shut your damn mouth.

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

minibean16 said:

WTF Burger King. You better not mess with my Tim Hortons. I don't want a Whopper donut. WTF construction. You've started at 6:45 every day for a month. It was supposed to take two weeks. Maybe if you didn't stop working at 1:00. WTF feet. Remember when you did your job without swelling? Nah, me neither.

I agree that I don't want them to mess with my Tim's, but have you ever tried a Krispy Kreme burger? I had one at The EX a few years ago and...it was dynamite.

Melissa2216 · August 2014

WTF DS?

My kid woke me up at 5:40am to proudly inform me that he had gotten himself breakfast. He helped himself to some yogurt from the fridge at god knows what time an he's been wide awake ever since. How did I birth a morning person?

minibean16 · August 2014

@AnnieRoo13‌ I've tried them a few times. Good in small doses, I think, but a little too sweet! Just give me a sour cream glazed!

missnacholover · August 2014

I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

Dumbgurl04 · August 2014

missnacholover said:

I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

WOW that's awful. The guy could be trying to change his life as well, it doesn't happen over night.

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

missnacholover said:

I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

This is horrible. I hate when people use FB to brag about how fit they are or how fantastic they eat. Just do it and shut up. I mean good for her for changing her own life and getting in shape etc., but there's no reason to use others as a way to make yourself feel better. Clearly she still has a lot of body issues of her own to work out if she feels the need to ridicule this stranger on FB.

Also, for her information, I make the waddle look good

missnacholover · August 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:

missnacholover said:

I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

This is horrible. I hate when people use FB to brag about how fit they are or how fantastic they eat. Just do it and shut up. I mean good for her for changing her own life and getting in shape etc., but there's no reason to use others as a way to make yourself feel better. Clearly she still has a lot of body issues of her own to work out if she feels the need to ridicule this stranger on FB.
Also, for her information, I make the waddle look good

Right? Waddling is where it's at!

@Dumbgurl04 - I made the point to her that maybe he was in the middle of a lifestyle change as well. Of course, she PMs me (wimp) instead of posting on her page. And she's since taken the picture down. People just don't get it.

ETA: She just replied to that comment that he's not trying to lose weight according to the meal she saw him polish off at breakfast. WTF? Seriously. HATE.EVERYONE.

I should just quit facebook. It does nothing but annoy me. However, one of the big reasons I don't want to quit is because I don't want LO's gmas putting up 900 pictures of him/her and if I stay on FB I can at least monitor that. Ridiculous, I know.

missnacholover · August 2014

flutterbuggie said:

missnacholover said:

I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

This is horrible. I hate when people use FB to brag about how fit they are or how fantastic they eat. Just do it and shut up. I mean good for her for changing her own life and getting in shape etc., but there's no reason to use others as a way to make yourself feel better. Clearly she still has a lot of body issues of her own to work out if she feels the need to ridicule this stranger on FB.
Also, for her information, I make the waddle look good
Yup all this! This is exactly the kind of thing that makes overweight people not want to go to the gym for fear of being judged. We all start somewhere - who is she to say how much better she is??

It's a shame because we used to be good friends. She's just turned into an asshole. Her daughter passed away last year and while I am heartbroken for her, that does not give anyone an excuse to be a dickhead.

cindyNmark2010 · August 2014

WTF bobbs?!?! Why do you feel like you were used like punching bags for absolutely no reason?? Ow, no likey.

AnnieRoo13 · August 2014

WTF self? I had a fantastic sleep last night for the first time in weeks and I'm feeling totally unmotivated and lazy at work today. I feel rested, but my whole body is uncomfortable.

Could it be due to the two boston creme doughnuts I ate yesterday?

Nahhhhh, can't be.

NLJ82 · August 2014

I mentioned this last week I believe BUT, last week the in laws bought a rocking chair for them and one for us.

Ever since I posted that, MIL has mentioned at least 4 times that "When you bring the baby over and we keep him, we can rock him in our chair!"

There are only so many times I can ignore that comment! My kid will never step foot in that place unfortunately, due to it's COMPLETE filth factor Ssssooooooooo this just keeps getting more awkward.

runningmama14 · August 2014

missnacholover said:
I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

That would make me ragey too. My dad lost 180 pounds via walking and eventually running. When he started, he couldn't even run 100 feet and he had to do all his workouts on a padded track because his knees couldn't handle his weight on sidewalks or the street. 18 months later he ran a marathon (at 175 pounds). I'm sure there were some races that he felt inadequate or like he didn't belong, but it's a process! If only skinny, fit people were allowed to work out, what would be the point?

mander82 · August 2014

WTF DH, stop being all OCD with our house getting baby stuff in it. Its going to be a total train wreck after the shower. Stop stressing out over 2 big boxes and a dining room table full of shower prizes.

The clutter will not eat you alive. I promise.

WTF back pain. Go Away.

Autumnsnow · August 2014

@NLJ82 I am totally in LOVE with your siggy right now. I can't wait to change mine

NLJ82 · August 2014

Autumnsnow said:

@NLJ82 I am totally in LOVE with your siggy right now. I can't wait to change mine

LOL thank you! I don't think it's been technically declared "everything fall" but I had fall fever and for whatever reason changing my siggy brings me GREAT joy lol.

missnacholover · August 2014

runningmama14 said:

I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

That would make me ragey too. My dad lost 180 pounds via walking and eventually running. When he started, he couldn't even run 100 feet and he had to do all his workouts on a padded track because his knees couldn't handle his weight on sidewalks or the street. 18 months later he ran a marathon (at 175 pounds). I'm sure there were some races that he felt inadequate or like he didn't belong, but it's a process! If only skinny, fit people were allowed to work out, what would be the point?

Your dad is awesome!!!

LongIslandMama1114 · August 2014

WTF heart burn? GO. AWAY.

WTF upper back/shoulder pain? YOU. SUCK.

WTF work? I don't want to be here anymore. I. HATE. YOU.

NLJ82 · August 2014

LongIslandMama1114 said:

WTF heart burn? GO. AWAY.

WTF upper back/shoulder pain? YOU. SUCK.

WTF work? I don't want to be here anymore. I. HATE. YOU.

PREACH!

Dimples0101 · August 2014

missnacholover said:

I have another one.

WTF person on FB (who I anticipate un-friending by the end of the day). So she ran a 5k this morning and had a shitty run. She then posts that as she was walking back to her car she was following an overweight guy, younger than her, who was waddling and how this could've been her if she had not made changes in her health. She said waddling about 5 times and included a picture of the guy.

Like, WTF? I get it, you need your motivation from somewhere, but to include a picture of the poor guy?! Grow the fuck up. Of course, I had to comment and said that I think it's great that she's made a change to improve her health but I don't think it's very kind to post a picture of this poor dude because she doesn't know what his story is. So now I'm just waiting for a response.

Good for you for saying something to her @missnacholover! People like her infuriate me.

venussapphire · August 2014

WTF self. You are so emotional over the baby coming and DD with the baby. I get that I'm pregnant but still.

Last night I was lurking on the bringing home baby thread on another bmb and saw so many cute outfits! So of course I had to go check out carters and start looking at newborn sleepers. Tears! I only need a boy and a girl one as a special outfit for baby because we have all of dd's. But there are so many cute ones! And a cute little warm suit with ears on Tears!

And then I looked at the toddler section because I need to get dd some falls clothes. Well I saw a big sister sweater and I was picturing her in it coming in to meet the baby. More tears!

Why do I do this to myself??

lizgrace03 · August 2014

WTF random annoying Master's student: Sees me in the hall after him being gone all summer; makes annoying comment about pregnancy; follows that up with, "I thought you'd just gotten fat!!" THEN (here's the kicker) asks if my husband has any openings at his company!! UM NO. How about my husband will never hire you, especially now!!! What is wrong with people!!??!?!?!?

mexinugget · August 2014

I have a few today, so here it goes. WTF ds you cry and throw fits until almost ten last night! He's usually such a good sleeper and is in bed at 7 no problems. It's prob the heat, which is my next WTF. WTF heat i'm literally melting every day and no amount of fans is helping. It's also not helping that i'm in total fall mood,i love it, i want it to be fall now, and it's been in the 80's. I still had a pumpkin pie latte yesterday despite the heat at my favorite coffee shop which closes down today.

( I'm so sad. Also my loving husband couldn't believe why i was so hot last evening. He even dared to say that all the extra blood in me should help cool me down. Really just STFU wipe the sweat off my lip that you couldn't believe was there and get me a cool rag. And last but not least WTF sexy dreams. I keep having all these sexy kinky dreams and i'm super tuned on in them, only to wake up before things get really satisfying and when i'm awake i'm totally not in the mood. Ok i feel better. Sorry about the novel ladies.

mslynn2012 · August 2014

Wtf calf? I woke up in the WORST pain ever because you decided to cramp up. I literally screamed, woke DH, and cried for the 2 minutes it took him to massage the cramp away. Then (of course) due to my pregnancy insomnia) I was awake for the day...

Stupid effing calf

scarlet3egonias · August 2014

I don't usually do these just but I am extra pissy today and seriously, just... WTF?

WTF sleep - why do you allude me? I think every day "you're exhausted surely you'll sleep good tonight" and then like clock work my brain is wide awake at 3am laughing in my face. Not to mention that being this tired makes me an emotional wreck. I'm over it!

WTF self - get motivated, for real. Sitting at work wishing it was November already isn't going to help matters. Oh, you might want to get started on the whole "nursery" thing too, btw.

WTF client - don't rip into me because "you have 18 years experience and used to be an executive supervisor." How about a big fat "go f*ck yourself" I've been in insurance for 18 years myself and don't need your bullshit excuses. Get your shit together if you want my help. I can't help you if you don't have a clue as to which way is up. Idiot.

WTF body - it is way too damn early in the game to be making me his uncomfortable. I think my skin is unable to stretch anymore. My back hurts, my heartburn won't go away, I can't even eat because I feel like my stomach is too full all the time! Get it together or it'll be a long ass 3 months!

*Deep breaths... Deep breaths*

uncharted01 · August 2014

WTF - I totally thought today was Thursday. Crap.

freetobekristin · August 2014

W.T.F. After thoroughly enjoying my 3 hour GD test this morning, my dr's nurse tells me that my dr is "closing up shop on October 15." I've been going to him for 7 years..he did the surgeries to remove a lump from my uterus & unblock my remaining fallopian tube in March 2013 so he's literally familiar with my guts. I know he doesn't owe me anything, but really..quit a month before my due date?!? UGH. I so don't want to be at work now that I'm in the "I need to find a new dr ASAP" freak out mode.

brooklyngirl18 · August 2014

wtf pants!! you are getting super tight and uncomfortable and i need you for 2 more months (

also wtf company dh interviewed with last week. this job would be AMAZING and i'm so anxious waiting to hear any news. please please please get in touch with some good news soon, please.

[-O<

hidingangel82 · August 2014

WTF LO, why do you keep punching my cervix? This is what it felt like recovering from my old LEEPs, I don't want this to go on for 9 more weeks! Btw though, thanks for moving out from under my rib.

WTF DAY! Why won't you end? Agree with other posters, I'm checked out, ready to go on leave!

abbyful · August 2014

lissydee said:
WTF self and DH. I cannot believe we didnt save the pain chip from the nursery. We save ALL paint chips that we've used in this house. The boys did a number in some spots in the room and I just want to touch up the paint now that I've spackled. And I want to cry bc the samples we got do not match and I am seriously at a loss of wtf is actually on the wall. I do not want to repaint the nursery! I love that color. I could cry.

If you pick a peice of paint off the wall and take it to Lowe's (or Home Depot probably can do it too) they can put in on their paint scanner computer and match the color.

hidingangel82 · August 2014

Oh yeah, don't know how I forgot this: WTF Pregnancy Brain?
I was looking at my salad at lunch wanting ranch, and all I could ask for was "syrup." Eww, what am I, Buddy The Elf? Dressing, I needed salad dressing!

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