So DS's birthday is next weekend and we're having a small family party that's getting smaller. Inlaws just cancelled.
So I usually make cupcakes and thought I'd make cookies for his nursery school class. But with the party dwindling, I'm going to have a crap ton of extra cupcakes, do I send those to school instead of cookies? Seems like it would be excessive.
My children will never ever ever call me mommy. It's so scary.
Do you mean the word mommy is scary?
In this episode of DW some of the kids have these creepy gas masks for faces and walk around asking for their mommy. It's freaky. It's ruining the word for me.
My children will never ever ever call me mommy. It's so scary.
Do you mean the word mommy is scary?
In this episode of DW some of the kids have these creepy gas masks for faces and walk around asking for their mommy. It's freaky. It's ruining the word for me.
I should, or else find some ice cream. My neighbours just side eyed the shit out of me for not knowing whether baby sat or crawled first. I was like, "ha, I guess I should have written it down!" and they both said "YOU DIDN'T??!?" And then I felt like crap.
I already feel shitty enough for being the only non SAHM in the cul de sac, guess I overall suck as a mom then.
Statistics and science would point to her sitting first. So not only fuck them for judging you, they are dumb for thinking this is a thing. They must be newbies.
The more I thought about it, I'm pretty sure he did: army crawl, then sitting, then proper crawling. I know approximate ages. I really should have written things down, though I do have FB and email time stamps to go by, ha.
And they're on their third baby. So my joke after about "oh you know, neglected second child..." didn't get any laughs. Oops.
We roast okra on the oven. You have to be careful or it will be slimey. If you get the timing right it is delicious. The onions were just cooked down until soft.
There’s a lightningin your eyes I can't deny Then there’s me inside a sinkingboat running out of time Without you I'll never make it out alive But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
There’s a lightningin your eyes I can't deny Then there’s me inside a sinkingboat running out of time Without you I'll never make it out alive But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
I will be waking up at a time to catch a flight at a time when it is still likely that the drinking thread will still be going. And yet I'm still bumping. Cause priorities.
My favourite beach is not on the ocean. Salt water makes my eyes sting, the waves are too noisy, and there are scary stinging and biting animals under the water. I like beaches to lakes. Less chance of dying.
Re: Drinking thread
Then why call them ketchup chips?
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We're a complex people.
So DS's birthday is next weekend and we're having a small family party that's getting smaller. Inlaws just cancelled.
So I usually make cupcakes and thought I'd make cookies for his nursery school class. But with the party dwindling, I'm going to have a crap ton of extra cupcakes, do I send those to school instead of cookies? Seems like it would be excessive.
I work at home damn it!
And they're on their third baby. So my joke after about "oh you know, neglected second child..." didn't get any laughs. Oops.
Perhaps we are just weird. I don't know
Harry Styles = Life Ruiner
There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
Without you I'll never make it out alive
But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing
Harry Styles = Life Ruiner
There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
Without you I'll never make it out alive
But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing
One day I will learn to just leave the fucking button alone when someone tells me not to touch it.
~*~*~You're Such A Pretty Melody, I'm Just Another Tattooed Tragedy~*~*~
Team not googling
My favourite beach is not on the ocean. Salt water makes my eyes sting, the waves are too noisy, and there are scary stinging and biting animals under the water. I like beaches to lakes. Less chance of dying.