Drinking thread

ShakeyJakey

There's this girl at work who's super chatty. Like as soon as I see her she's like, what'd you do today? Is your boyfriend good to you? Do you only date black guys?

Why are you talking so much!! She's nice but we don't have to talk ALL the time. I'm way older than most of the other hostesses.

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Anyone want to help me find winter dresses?

jesuisfatiguee

mcbenny said:

Shockingly, stalking Cute Dad's ex on IG was a bad idea. She looks great in a bikini with not a stretch mark in sight on her beautifully flat stomach. I'm such a genius.

Obviously there is a flaw somewhere cause he's not with her. Also you got superKat!!!!

Just now seeing this, but this is the best compliment I could ever want from @mcbenny. 

And I do. I do have superKat. B-)

jesuisfatiguee

Okra is fuzzy.

Ok, moving on from page 5...

jesuisfatiguee

uconnhuskie007 said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

Willing myself not to google keratin horn.

Don't.  Just don't.  

I already know what this is, somehow. I actually committed it to memory at some point in my life.

So many regrets in my life...

LuckyDad

Husbands are the worst

LuckyDad

golfergirl08 said:

Black's Beach because nudie beach.

High five!

LuckyDad

ShakeyJakey said:

There's this girl at work who's super chatty. Like as soon as I see her she's like, what'd you do today? Is your boyfriend good to you? Do you only date black guys?

Uhhh isn't that kind of a what the whaaaa, record scratch sorta question?

LuckyDad

jesuisfatiguee said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

Willing myself not to google keratin horn.

Don't.  Just don't.  

I already know what this is, somehow. I actually committed it to memory at some point in my life.

So many regrets in my life...

https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/harvest-the-lower-horn.png

jesuisfatiguee

LuckyDad said:

Husbands are the worst

I'm open to the idea of acquiring one. Not after much consideration and an elongated trial period, though.

LuckyDad

I have no idea how to post images mobile

LuckyDad

I'm sober

jesuisfatiguee

I can't imagine being married to someone who a) was really bad at sex or b) wouldn't have sex with you at all.

That just… that sounds terrible. 

ShakeyJakey

LuckyDad said:

ShakeyJakey said:

There's this girl at work who's super chatty. Like as soon as I see her she's like, what'd you do today? Is your boyfriend good to you? Do you only date black guys?

Uhhh isn't that kind of a what the whaaaa, record scratch sorta question?

People ask me this a lot

ShakeyJakey

They also ask "what he (SO) is"

ShakeyJakey

PrivacyWanted said:

@ShakeyJakey‌ wth? How old is that girl?

Like 19?

ShakeyJakey

Someone is selling an ICP DVD on my local BST page and I lol'd

jesuisfatiguee

ShakeyJakey said:

Someone is selling an ICP DVD on my local BST page and I lol'd

Oh lawd.

jesuisfatiguee

@crazyjoedivola‌ I recognize the rebound's place in coming out of a relationship, but I'm not sure I'd say it's a great idea. Do you know what he's looking for? Does he want something serious (or quasi-serious)? Is he looking for a gf? Potentially a wife?

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ShakeyJakey said:

There's this girl at work who's super chatty. Like as soon as I see her she's like, what'd you do today? Is your boyfriend good to you? Do you only date black guys?

Uhhh isn't that kind of a what the whaaaa, record scratch sorta question?

People ask me this a lot

I get the same question a lot too. Anytime someone asks me if I'm only into white men or why did I marry a white man I roll my eyes and ignore the question. It's riduclous.

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LuckyDad

crazyjoedivola said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

@crazyjoedivola‌ I recognize the rebound's place in coming out of a relationship, but I'm not sure I'd say it's a great idea. Do you know what he's looking for? Does he want something serious (or quasi-serious)? Is he looking for a gf? Potentially a wife?

I don't think so.  He is some younger guy who skateboards to work and plays drums in a band.  Doesn't really fit with marriage or serious commitment.  From out past discussions, he seems open to anything.  Until he starts talking about how much he likes me etc. Actually, that was before I called things off.  He isn't doing that now really.   But he does say he's really into me.  Then again, what do I know about dating?  This could be normal and I'm just not relaying it accurately.  I don't know what it is like to flirt or do a casual relationship at all.  

There's a certain level of sweet talk that normally goes into getting into a ladies pants. Especially physical compliments or stuff like "I have a lot of fun talking to you".

If you're just looking for a fling, codes like "friends" and "fun" are often thrown out.

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Anyone can be good at sex. I think sometimes it's a sexual compatibility issue. For example I couldn't be in a relationship with someone who is pure vanilla or too submissive in bed. I wouldn't enjoy myself and they probably won't have fun either.

Other times it's a practice thing. Sex is like a sport even if you have a natural talent for it you still need practice. There could also be confidence or other personal issues at play as well. Communication is also a big thing. If you can't say "I want this" and have your partner do it or at least discuss it with you then there is a problem.

jesuisfatiguee

crazyjoedivola said:

jesuisfatiguee said:

@crazyjoedivola‌ I recognize the rebound's place in coming out of a relationship, but I'm not sure I'd say it's a great idea. Do you know what he's looking for? Does he want something serious (or quasi-serious)? Is he looking for a gf? Potentially a wife?

I don't think so.  He is some younger guy who skateboards to work and plays drums in a band.  Doesn't really fit with marriage or serious commitment.  From out past discussions, he seems open to anything.  Until he starts talking about how much he likes me etc. Actually, that was before I called things off.  He isn't doing that now really.   But he does say he's really into me.  Then again, what do I know about dating?  This could be normal and I'm just not relaying it accurately.  I don't know what it is like to flirt or do a casual relationship at all.  

He could be trying to play the game - maybe thinking saying he really likes you = an entry into los panties.

But he might actually really be infatuated, which would kinda suck since you're clearly not ready for any kind of real relationship right now. It's hard to say. 

jesuisfatiguee

I tend to avoid rebounding if I can. Last time I did I ended up knocked up.

lol jk kinda

jesuisfatiguee

@crazyjoedivola I feel like you need to cut this one loose, just based on what limited info I have. You're not out to break hearts.

jesuisfatiguee

guiltypleasures said:

Anyone can be good at sex. I think sometimes it's a sexual compatibility issue. For example I couldn't be in a relationship with someone who is pure vanilla or too submissive in bed. I wouldn't enjoy myself and they probably won't have fun either.

Other times it's a practice thing. Sex is like a sport even if you have a natural talent for it you still need practice. There could also be confidence or other personal issues at play as well. Communication is also a big thing. If you can't say "I want this" and have your partner do it or at least discuss it with you then there is a problem.

I agree wholeheartedly, especially re: compatibility. Also, you and I have similar tastes, soooo...

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jesuisfatiguee said:

guiltypleasures said:

Anyone can be good at sex. I think sometimes it's a sexual compatibility issue. For example I couldn't be in a relationship with someone who is pure vanilla or too submissive in bed. I wouldn't enjoy myself and they probably won't have fun either.

Other times it's a practice thing. Sex is like a sport even if you have a natural talent for it you still need practice. There could also be confidence or other personal issues at play as well. Communication is also a big thing. If you can't say "I want this" and have your partner do it or at least discuss it with you then there is a problem.

I agree wholeheartedly, especially re: compatibility. Also, you and I have similar tastes, soooo...

Beards. 

jesuisfatiguee

I dated / almost married a guy who was kinda submissive. He was into being tied up, for instance.

I knew it wouldn't really last when he hemmed and hawed over returning the favor. I am not a dominatrix - not even close. 

jesuisfatiguee

I feel like I should have saved that tidbit for a later-in-the-week drinking thread. Ah, well. 

jesuisfatiguee

I forgot my phone was on silent and missed a sexy text from Cute Dad. Now he's probably asleep! Lame!!!

jesuisfatiguee

ok, goodnight, drinking thread. you've had enough of me for one night.

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jesuisfatiguee said:

I dated / almost married a guy who was kinda submissive. He was into being tied up, for instance.

I knew it wouldn't really last when he hemmed and hawed over returning the favor. I am not a dominatrix - not even close. 

Same here. I was with a guy who was really submissive in bed. He'd try to return the favor but he just couldn't do it. His heart wasn't in it. It was really really bad. I didn't have fun and neither did he. It seeped into the rest of our relationship and caused a messy break up.

A little while later I met DH. The first time we had sex I said harder and well...it definitly got harder.

jesuisfatiguee

triplea598 said:

I can't imagine being married to someone who a) was really bad at sex or b) wouldn't have sex with you at all.

That just… that sounds terrible. 

Well, I'm B right now.

***hugs***  I think that specific circumstances make for exceptions. I don't believe you are terrible at all!

ShakeyJakey

jesuisfatiguee said:

I tend to avoid rebounding if I can. Last time I did I ended up knocked up.

lol jk kinda

SO was my rebound too. Life twins. Every time I see a snap of your DS I think it's mine at first because of the hair