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Re: 3DPO (by clicking you agree you are a hoe)

  • I had one thought while reading OP's comments: WTF, am I drunk?
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  • Sad. I missed this whole thing. But there aren't enough dog gifs.

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  • I'm just here to point out that OP does not have any combination of "mom" or "mommy" in her SN. Carry on.

    A mom is not a written language nor does it come with a manual. It is also childish to try and read someone by their thread. ***obviously just want to hang with the Hoes****

  • I'm just here to confirm my status as a hoe.


    Also, this.
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    Confirmed.

  • DJF2013 said:
    I'm just here to point out that OP does not have any combination of "mom" or "mommy" in her SN. Carry on.
    A mom is not a written language nor does it come with a manual. It is also childish to try and read someone by their thread. ***obviously just want to hang with the Hoes****
    You have no idea what she's talking about, do you?
    Nope, but it's cute typical that she's trying to respond anyway. In gibberish.
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  • I feel so welcomed by all of you..really you shouldn't have!

    So back to the topic: Where are all my 4dpo hoes?

    CD/DPO: 16/4
    Timing: -3,-2,-1, 0
    Plans to test: 8dpo just to see
    Rants & Raves:Feel much better than yesterday, no cramping or bloating.
    Temps are floating around my coverline, so I don't know what to think. Mid-cycle spotting stopped this month after coming every month on CD 15 (for the last 3 months) Dr. Says it's hormonal.



  • CytheCythe member
    edited August 2014
    Clearly she's been to the TWW threads enough to get the format, just let it go.

    Aka: please don't take the bait ladies.

    Edited to clarify that the gifs can continue, but the blatent trolling is annoying.
    TTC #1 since May 2014
    3 failed IUI cycles
    Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
    Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
    Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14

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  • DJF2013 said:

    I'm just here to point out that OP does not have any combination of "mom" or "mommy" in her SN. Carry on.

    A mom is not a written language nor does it come with a manual. It is also childish to try and read someone by their thread. ***obviously just want to hang with the Hoes****


    You have no idea what she's talking about, do you?

    Nope, but it's cute typical that she's trying to respond anyway. In gibberish.

    Oh lookie a bandwagon club. What is SN?

  • That's just mean!!
  • Alright let's do this Pfachet Hoes!
  • iLoveMyPupsiLoveMyPups member
    edited August 2014
    DJF2013 said:
    That's just mean!!
    @DJF2013
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    No actually that was nice.... Are you trying to get blocked? Cause you are stirring shit up again & thats what is going to happen. I know 3 mods told you yesterday to cut the bullshit and here you are back for more. You are PATHETIC go do your homework or something.

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  • Saying "b" is mean. Just go to another thread. Drama queen over here!


    DJF2013 said:

    That's just mean!!

    No actually that was nice.... Are you trying to get blocked? Cause you are stirring shit up again & thats what is going to happen. I know 3 mods told you yesterday to cut the bullshit and here you are back for more. You are PATHETIC go do your homework or something.

  • iLoveMyPupsiLoveMyPups member
    edited August 2014
    DJF2013 said:
    Alright let's do this Pfachet Hoes!
    Yup pathetic.You think you're gonna hurt feelings by posting a pregnant lady drinking wine? Pregnant women can have a glass of wine dumbass.

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    Paratubal Cyst & Endo (Removed 5/2014) // No Known Issues - Perfect SA 
    3 years ~ Trying for #1
    Proud parents of 2 fur-babies: Taylor (Boxer) & Clyde (Pitbull)

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  • aight aight I get it now. Jaquisha is all cool now with y'all.


    DJF2013 said:




    DJF2013 said:

    I'm just here to point out that OP does not have any combination of "mom" or "mommy" in her SN. Carry on.

    A mom is not a written language nor does it come with a manual. It is also childish to try and read someone by their thread. ***obviously just want to hang with the Hoes****


    You have no idea what she's talking about, do you?

    Nope, but it's cute typical that she's trying to respond anyway. In gibberish.
    Oh lookie a bandwagon club. What is SN?




    Hardly a bandwagoner. Here's the joke, because you just look ridiculous right now:

    The correlation has been made that the totally crazy women that post all have "mom" or "mama" in their screen name. You, however, have beaten the odds by being crazy, but not having either "mom" or "mama" in your screen name. Get it now? 

    You really do just need to stop trying to join in here. This is obviously not the place for you. While TB is hardly "vanilla," it isn't a place where we call each other hoes as a term of endearment. We like to keep it classy with a C, not klassy with a K.


  • ::sits with glass of wine and continues to read the crazy::
  • DJF2013 said:

    aight aight I get it now. Jaquisha is all cool now with y'all.


    DJF2013 said:




    DJF2013 said:

    I'm just here to point out that OP does not have any combination of "mom" or "mommy" in her SN. Carry on.

    A mom is not a written language nor does it come with a manual. It is also childish to try and read someone by their thread. ***obviously just want to hang with the Hoes****


    You have no idea what she's talking about, do you?

    Nope, but it's cute typical that she's trying to respond anyway. In gibberish.
    Oh lookie a bandwagon club. What is SN?


    Hardly a bandwagoner. Here's the joke, because you just look ridiculous right now:

    The correlation has been made that the totally crazy women that post all have "mom" or "mama" in their screen name. You, however, have beaten the odds by being crazy, but not having either "mom" or "mama" in your screen name. Get it now? 

    You really do just need to stop trying to join in here. This is obviously not the place for you. While TB is hardly "vanilla," it isn't a place where we call each other hoes as a term of endearment. We like to keep it classy with a C, not klassy with a K.




    This is my perfect place look at all these hoes I stirred up. They are probably like: "Finally someone that's not afraid to look like a tool and say whatever"

    Formats and formalities are Vanilla. How about we just be real. We are all having sex with our significant others to create life and it's a beautiful thing. I am not complaining about ladies talking about CM, so don't judge me.

    I am here to offer, get support and get educated on ttc.

    Oh and Klassy with a K <----that's hot!


  • So LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT no one cares about my ttc stuff, I am not the only tool that does this my first shot and it's okay to look like an idiot. Well seems I fit right in. The train stops here :::::choo choo::::::

    Now everyone give me a gritty gif and we move on with our lives.

    Peace!
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  • This is what I don't get OP. Three days ago you were totally normal and then last night you went BSC. Seriously, are you okay? What's going on here?
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  • Jess11213 said:

    @MamaZEsquire I hate the no being drunk at work rule.

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  • Budders12 said:

    Something tells me that we will be reading a BFP post in 4 days.

    I fucking hope so. Then she can kick rocks & go be a lunatic on her BMB.



    I already feel bad for May2015Moms.com





    Edit: May 2014 Moms are safe.

    nah, they're safe, hopefully after the BFP she'll sober up!
    Married 07/15/2006 DS # 1&2 born 07/06/2007 TTC# 3 since 10/2013
  • Budders12 said:

    Something tells me that we will be reading a BFP post in 4 days.

    I fucking hope so. Then she can kick rocks & go be a lunatic on her BMB.
    Noooooooooo. I don't want her!
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    I don't give it much longer before a ban hammer..you'll probably be safe :)
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  • iLoveMyPupsiLoveMyPups member
    edited August 2014
    MrsMuq said:
    I'm trying to figure out WTF "need to be vanilla to go here" means.

    Da fuq?
    va·nil·la
    adjective
    informal
    1. 1.
      having no special or extra features; ordinary or standard.
      "choosing plain vanilla technology wherever you can will save you money"

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    3 years ~ Trying for #1
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  • DJF2013 said:

    Alright let's do this Pfachet Hoes!

    Yup pathetic.You think you're gonna hurt feelings by posting a pregnant lady drinking wine? Pregnant women can have a glass of wine dumbass.

    She was pregnant in that pic? I was thinking that I'm glad even skinny bitches can have flabby bellies. I guess it's just fat chicks like me. Damn.
    Married to DH (aka the love of my life) since June 17th, 2006


  • edited August 2014
    11 pages in and I'm too excited to jump on this train wreck of a thread.
    This signature is all for YOU. I'm on mobile and can't see crap.
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  • As...different as the original post was...the title cracked me up XD
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