3DPO (by clicking you agree you are a hoe)

beckynsean11 · August 2014

I think someone put acid in my wine.

JumpAroundBucky · August 2014

So let me get this straight-

OP throws out a bunch of youths language and then insults everyone who doesn't understand her nonsense, and now I'm some sort of prostitute or garden tool (That was never really clarified), but it's all okay because cats? Just another day in TTGP...

HealthyIsBeautiful · August 2014

I feel like I just took a journey into whatintheactualfuckville. I now require a six pack.

niki1209 · August 2014

Wow. That's all.

DJF2013 · August 2014

danascullyx said:
I just got here and I feel like I drank the whole bottle of wine. Thank goodness I'm 4dpo and not on this crazy train.

OP, I have no cramps, and I am not a garden tool. I hate gardening. And you certainly don't know my lyfe well enough to know if I'm a ho or not.

You could have just said I'm not a hoe now you got me thinking.

NO Vanilla here!!

In response to the other comments:

Dogs rock- cats are hoes
Glad y'all had your wine
Vanilla means boring (bedroom term)
This whole thing got crazy real quick
Don't be Rachet or shall I say Fpachet.

Freakin pregnant rachet!

DJF2013 · August 2014

Tomorrow is 4DPO<---look I spelled it right!

niki1209 · August 2014

DJF2013 said:

I just got here and I feel like I drank the whole bottle of wine. Thank goodness I'm 4dpo and not on this crazy train. OP, I have no cramps, and I am not a garden tool. I hate gardening. And you certainly don't know my lyfe well enough to know if I'm a ho or not.
You could have just said I'm not a hoe now you got me thinking. NO Vanilla here!! In response to the other comments: Dogs rock- cats are hoes Glad y'all had your wine Vanilla means boring (bedroom term) This whole thing got crazy real quick Don't be Rachet or shall I say Fpachet. Freakin pregnant rachet!

niki1209 · August 2014

I think it's time for this:

LittleMrsW · August 2014

I may have been drinking tonight, but am I in Narnia??

nandaboob06 · August 2014

This is what I get for going too hard on Sunday funday and waking up out of my drunken slumber at 3am. Wtaf is going on here?

suzysurparis · August 2014

I'm going to actually answer a question on this thread:

@cakeisgood, when someone describes themselves or others as "vanilla", they're implying that they are tame and/or traditional (usually referring to sexual things or profanity but OP's usage is anyone's guess). This term is used heavily by sex-columnist Dan Savage of Savagelove, though I'm not sure who originated it. The basic idea of the term is that people are vanilla, as in plain ice-cream flavored, who only engage in vaginal heterosexual intercourse whereas a couple who is into cross-dressing, pegging, adding thirds, foot-fetishes, etc would be more likely described as butter pecan gellato.

cakeisgood · August 2014

sjpmcfmd said:
I'm going to actually answer a question on this thread:

@cakeisgood, when someone describes themselves or others as "vanilla", they're implying that they are tame and/or traditional (usually referring to sexual things or profanity but OP's usage is anyone's guess). This term is used heavily by sex-columnist Dan Savage of Savagelove, though I'm not sure who originated it. The basic idea of the term is that people are vanilla, as in plain ice-cream flavored, who only engage in vaginal heterosexual intercourse whereas a couple who is into cross-dressing, pegging, adding thirds, foot-fetishes, etc would be more likely described as butter pecan gellato.

Thank you for taking the time to answer me. Thank you 1000 times over.

FlamingoBull · August 2014

This was soooo amusing to read. Now
I feel like buying a cat and eating gelato.

OnceInLoveWithAmy · August 2014

dmsmth said:
All the .com's remind me of Austin Powers.

Www.shhh.com I hope this youtube video works

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mlv7Bp-L2MM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=32C0eKRQVt8

THANK YOU!!!! When I read that, all I could think of was 'wow. 1997 called and want their joke back'.

KatzKiss · August 2014

Fpachet? No.

kelley72 · August 2014

Thanks for the Monday morning laugh, damn I needed it!

DJF2013 · August 2014

You can't make Pfachet happen...you just can't

briannaescplan · August 2014

Am I the only one who is extremely confused????

WTF

DJF2013 · August 2014

fuzzylogic said:
The only people I know who say ratchet are teenagers.

Last year.

They have been saying Rachet for years and yes, Teenagers keep us all in the loop c'mon don't hate the player hate the game!

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LuluRM · August 2014

@DJF2013‌, I strongly dislike you. For many reasons, one if which being that, because of you, I just googled the term "ratchet."

How was/is that a thing? There are a lot of great words out there, can't people just use those? Why invent ridiculous, borderline illiterate, new words? I don't understand.

OnceInLoveWithAmy · August 2014

I'm 33 and not hip to teenage language. What the hell does ratchet mean?

PrimRoseMama · August 2014

Emily Gilmore GIF :x

bosco213 · August 2014

Why is this thread still happening?

icaughtfire · August 2014

Good lord, she's still here? This troll must be easily amused.

Cythe · August 2014

I was just here for the cats. Besides, I grew up in a small Midwestern town where Ratchet referred to a wrench.

HippoTooth · August 2014

I really hope you just go away OP. But I must leave you a gif first.

kelley72 · August 2014

OP perhaps you should learn from the pup

Alyssa7012 · August 2014

Maybe im not "hip" either. I just keep thinking about Nurse Rached...which i guess makes sense with this thread if you remember the title....

CarolinaGirl6 · August 2014

I just keep clicking on this thread for the gifs.

iLoveMyPups · August 2014

Damn it! I missed another crazy one.

MrsG1019 · August 2014

I don't go here.. But after reading this thread... What I found most scary is that this troll is trying to reproduce... X_X

virginiaorjohn · August 2014

I missed all 8 pages of this. All.8.pages.

Related: I just heard ratchet for the first time last weekend. Urban Dictionary says it started as a horribled mispronunciation of "wretched" and caught on. I fear for the immediate future of the English language.

ramaholic · August 2014

Can we not give @slappalicious or @DarcyHermione a damn break ever? /sly tags (Seriously, you guys, hope you get a day off soon.)

nandaboob06 · August 2014

virginiaorjohn said:
I missed all 8 pages of this. All.8.pages.

Related: I just heard ratchet for the first time last weekend. Urban Dictionary says it started as a horribled mispronunciation of "wretched" and caught on. I fear for the immediate future of the English language.

Off topic but every time I see your name I see "virgin john" it doesnt click until after I read it a second or third time. Carry on.

ramaholic · August 2014

DarcyHermione said:

ramaholic said:

Can we not give @slappalicious or @DarcyHermione a damn break ever? /sly tags (Seriously, you guys, hope you get a day off soon.)

We both need to win "mod of the month", please and thank you.

But seriously, whatever happened to "mod of the month"? I want my TGIF gift card!

I will actually fucking send you one at this point.

virginiaorjohn · August 2014

nandaboo06 said:

I missed all 8 pages of this. All.8.pages. Related: I just heard ratchet for the first time last weekend. Urban Dictionary says it started as a horribled mispronunciation of "wretched" and caught on. I fear for the immediate future of the English language.
Off topic but every time I see your name I see "virgin john" it doesnt click until after I read it a second or third time. Carry on.

This is fantastic

allisong1187 · August 2014

The question I really need answered after reading this entire thread is what combination of drugs OP is taking so I can take note on what you should never mix!