October 2014 Moms

Monday Bitchfest

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Re: Monday Bitchfest

  • I have a very strong craving for juice. Pineapple/orange specifically. And we don't have any. :((





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  • My bullshit tolerance is rapidly decreasing while my bullshit monitor is rapidly increasing.  I want to bitch about everyone and everything.


    Haha. This is awesome. ITA!





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  • FamousEa said:

    I have a very strong craving for juice. Pineapple/orange specifically. And we don't have any. :((

    That sounds really really good, I have been alllll about the OJ lately. I should look for a blend at the store

    I may, or may not have mixed pineapple juice into punch with soda and sherbet. Yeah I have a punch problem ATM. 

    Yum!





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  • This makes me sound like an awful person, but I'm still bothered by it from Friday.

    We are allowed to wear jeans Monday-Thursday. Friday, you have to pay a dollar that goes to charity if you want to wear jeans (how does this make sense?). Fine. I'll pay that dollar when I wear jeans, but I haven't worn jeans since April at least.

    My boss keeping insisting that I put in a dollar anyway so he doesn't get "hassled" about why he's missing money. First of all, they don't hassle you. Lots of people don't even pay, let alone wear jeans on Fridays. I keep saying I'll pay when I wear jeans, and then he makes me feel bad because he says "It's for charity!"

    It is. But I make my own donations to charities I research and support. A FORCED donation is no longer a donation, it's a fee. And that said, I'd be HAPPY to pay it. AGAIN. IF I WORE JEANS.

    Every Friday this same discussion happens, and I just sit here and feel guilty.

    My boss is awesome, by the way, I think he's just SO NICE and he has a lot of money, so it doesn't register to him that yeah, $5 a month for something I can't even do is not really on my radar right now. I mean, does he want me to pay for the 3 months I won't be here? He made my coworker pay when she was on PTO!
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  • @griffers So not cool! 

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

  • @TheOtherJacobsons Do you have to do morning pee? They just ask me to pee when I get there...at like 1:30 in the afternoon.
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  • I'm annoyed with the pregnancy stare-down. People stare at my belly, then at my face, and when I catch their gaze they give me a big smile. But then again, I smile whenever I see my belly too. It's just an odd human behavior.
    I can't remember who did this to me the other day, but I was like "HEY, I'M UP HERE."
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  • Can someone please explain to me how if I order something using our Amazon Prime account (that qualifies for free 2 day shipping) on Thursday and my delivery date is the following Wednesday, how exactly it is 2 day shipping?





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  • I want these damn cupcakes to make themselves.  I'm thinking about having the kids make them while I supervise from the comfort of my chair.  Me=LAZY!

    I have a stupid pimple right in the center of my back where I can't reach.  It HURTS!  :((   My skin has been so clear this pregnancy, but now this bastard shows up. 

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  • I really hate my ob's nurse. She doesn't answer the phone when I need her to and then she decides to act like a doctor and try and diagnose my symptoms. Then today a lady was there to get me signed up for the patient portal and the lady goes "you can directly email the nurse on here too, if you have any questions" and the nurse goes "oh good" and rolled her eyes at me!!!
    WTF?! I would so complain.
    I would have said something right there to make her feel bad. I would have said "oh, it looks like she wouldn't like that, I will just call the ER, maybe."

    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE.
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  • SPurp13 said:
    @TheOtherJacobsons Do you have to do morning pee? They just ask me to pee when I get there...at like 1:30 in the afternoon.
    They want it to be a 4 hour fasting pee, which is why it is important for it to be the morning. They send me home with a cup after every appointment.

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

  • edited August 2014
    Can someone please explain to me how if I order something using our Amazon Prime account (that qualifies for free 2 day shipping) on Thursday and my delivery date is the following Wednesday, how exactly it is 2 day shipping?
    It is because the 2 days only applies to the shipping time, not the handling. I think they have 3 days to fulfill the order. It also depends on what time of day you order.

    ETA: This is true for any order. Non-amazon fulfilled orders can be up to 5-6 days handling time. 

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

  • DH has been gone for two weeks and won't be home for another two weeks. Then he leaves again two weeks after that until about a week before my due date. I hate his job right now and I hate not being able to spend any time with him. :( 
  • Second bitch of the day is that now I have to pee every 30 minutes. I don't usually drink so much water...

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

  • SPurp13 said:
    @TheOtherJacobsons Do you have to do morning pee? They just ask me to pee when I get there...at like 1:30 in the afternoon.
    They want it to be a 4 hour fasting pee, which is why it is important for it to be the morning. They send me home with a cup after every appointment.
    Why do I feel like my doctor is like, the CRAPPIEST doctor in the world?

    Doesn't care if I eat lunch meat, told me to stop running, didn't care that I was taking melatonin. I have to do all my own research. And, she's the best we have here. So, unless I want to drive an hour to Pittsburgh, I'm stuck with her.

    I like her. I just really think she's about 10 years behind on pregnancy-related things. I trust her to deliver my baby, especially if it's a c-section, since she's the go-to when other doctors have a complicated section to do. But. I don't trust her for pregnancy-related stuff.
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  • WHY Babies R US do you only make the Baby Aviator line for boys!?!?  :((
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  • Why is it so hard to know when to use "me" and "I" properly?  I swear to god if I ready one more "me and my husband" post I'm going to lose my mind.
    It's really not that hard. You just use I when you would use I or me when you would use me without the "my husband" part.

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

  • Why is it so hard to know when to use "me" and "I" properly?  I swear to god if I read one more "me and my husband" post I'm going to lose my mind.
    It's really not that hard. You just use I when you would use I or me when you would use me without the "my husband" part.
    Oh I know that, but I feel like I read it in just about every thread lately.  It makes me cringe.
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  • Heartwood0519Heartwood0519 member
    edited August 2014
    I'm feeling like crap and extra bitchy today, so this is probably the only time I'll post today.

    I just want to bitch about my husband for a minute.  Over the weekend he yelled at me and said I need to exercise more and that's the reason why I'm tired and sore, because I'm not doing a lot of exercise.  Um, no.  The reason I'm tired and sore is because I'm effing pregnant.  I go for walks, I clean the house, it's not like I'm just sitting around doing nothing.  He told me I need to stop being so lazy.  Seriously??  I'd like you to feel what's it's like to be almost 30 weeks pregnant, then we can talk.

    Also, he made me get up and clean the whole house on Saturday night because his allergies were bad.  I had refinished two tables, went to the grocery store and did some outside work that day and I had just laid down on the couch.  I was internally cussing him as I cleaned up after his messy ass while he watched TV and then started snoring in the chair.  He's never once done the dishes, swept the floors, cleaned the bathrooms.. etc.  I'd just like for him to realize that I'm tired and could use the extra help.

    And done.

    ETA:  I forgot.. after I spent 2 hours cleaning, I was sitting in the bedroom watching TV with the door closed and he opens the door and throws laundry at me and says, "These need to be folded."  He NEVER folds the laundry and expects me to do it and gets pissed when I don't.  I sat there and cried.
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  • I think I'm just feeling extra bitchy today, but today I'm missing BOAB. 
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    5 cycles of "TTC" - 3 intentional, 2 not so intentional.  5 BFPs.  My rainbow arrived 10/15/14.
    TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.

  • Why is it so hard to know when to use "me" and "I" properly?  I swear to god if I read one more "me and my husband" post I'm going to lose my mind.
    It's really not that hard. You just use I when you would use I or me when you would use me without the "my husband" part.
    Oh I know that, but I feel like I read it in just about every thread lately.  It makes me cringe.
    I know YOU know that. Otherwise you'd not be bothered by it. I don't notice that stuff because it's the internet, but that's how I remember how to do it right anyway :)

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

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