When you need to sneeze and would normally try to muffle or quiet that sneeze but now you just let that sneeze go for fear of peeing your pants. Yup. Just happened. Would have been so mad if the toddler had woken up after fighting about taking a nap to which she finally gave up.
@sparklegrump The last time I got a pedicure was at a new place and their massage chair had the butt/vagina feature. I found it painful. I was able to turn off the butt massage and just have the back. It was much better after turning it off.
@sparklegrump The last time I got a pedicure was at a new place and their massage chair had the butt/vagina feature. I found it painful. I was able to turn off the butt massage and just have the back. It was much better after turning it off.
Ummmmm...are you sure you didn't accidentally sit on a vibrator??
S14 August Siggy Challenge.....ALL OF THE ALCOHOLS
When you are sitting in a rocking chair with a 2 year old, and all of a sudden you feel wet....and you for the first time ever, you hope that you got pee'd on, and didn't just have your water break at work. (Getting pee'd on at work is an occupational hazard when you work in child care. Lol.)
Putting on clothes is a dreaded task. I pretty much walk around the house with the a/c blasting, in a bra & undies while eating ice cream out of the carton. I've had big plans to go run errands on a few of my free days and then I look at my clothing options, consider the heat outside, and then inevitably decide against it and grab my ice cream out of the freezer.
This thread has made my pregnancy insomnia worth it! Lmao!
I couldn't agree more with all of them....especially hitting home..ones about shaving, peeing all day/night, clothing wearing all you eat, and not feeling at all shy about showing nether regions to anyone who cares to look at the dr.....lol.
When you get out of an SUV and accidentally give yourself a front wedgie that you are forced to live with until you can get to a restroom because the full panel maternity pants prevent you from reaching down and yanking that sh*t out without people seeing.
When you end up sitting on the floor in front of the dryer to fold clothes because you got stuck squatting down to collect the pile from the machine and couldn't get back up!
When you are so pregnant, you don't give a hoot who sees you pick your underwear, you just give them the STFU look.
@CarmAlarm@zoeyy@PumpkinNHunny I am positive I didn't sit on anything! My friend that I was with also had to turn it off. The random lady next to us actually told us which button to press.
It was a place that my friend had a gift certificate to, but I won't be back. Not because of the chair, but the pedicure didn't last as well as it has other places.
When you're printing a lengthy document at work and your feet ache from standing on tile, so you pull a comfortable chair (with wheels) from the nearby conference room and sit in front of the printer in the middle of the community work room.
First Son - born 2013
Second Son - born 2014 - Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome (HLHS) and Double Outlet Right Ventricle (DORV). First open heart surgery at 5 days old. He's had 3 open heart surgeries and several other procedures and is currently doing amazing. Third Son - due June 9, 2018
Lol!! I needed this today, #3 is due in early September & I've been feeling extra crappy. You ladies have reminded me that I'm not alone in all this preggo madness.
.....your 16 month old hugs you & disappears underneath your massive belly.
Thought of another since it happens to me all the time at home. When you finally haul your butt up off the couch to do anything, but that anything gets put on hold because as soon as you stand up, you have to pee. Even if you just went 10 minutes ago.
This is me all day at work. Get up to do ANYTHING, but every time must go to the bathroom first.
-When people who literally saw you two days ago see you again and exclaim "Wow! You've gotten bigger!". Thanks, really.
-When people dare to ask how much weight I've gained and I have to make the choice to either laugh and ignore them, or strangle them.
-When rolling out of bed requires an acrobatic rocking back and forth to gain momentum enough to hurl myself off the bed, all while trying to wrestle off my body pillow and comforter. Such a pleasant way to start the day!
-When you're the only person sweating, no matter the environment.
-When the shoes you bought 3 months as "fat shoes" to get you through your pregnancy (good job, self!) no longer fit and you have to wear your husband's Crocs.
- When your kid and her friends' new favorite game is sticking baby dolls up their shirts and then pretending to give birth to them.
- Similar to spilling things on your bump, when the food doesn't get that far because it falls onto or between your giant knockers.
- When you have something on your dress or shirt (huge tumbleweed of dog hair, recently), but you don't know about it because it's below your belly button and out of your line of vision, and you just pray it wasn't there all day.
When you continue to make the newly potty trained toddler use her tiny chair rather than moving the little seat to the actual toilet seat for fear that you won't get it off in time and end up peeing on the floor.
When you put on socks and shoes like an old man......you know... Put one foot across the opposite knee and hope the sock is aligned right otherwise you have to start all over again!
Also, driving....when you can't turn back to look and see if there is someone in your blind spot because you belly is to big/tight to let you do that!
When you put on socks and shoes like an old man......you know... Put one foot across the opposite knee and hope the sock is aligned right otherwise you have to start all over again!
Also, driving....when you can't turn back to look and see if there is someone in your blind spot because you belly is to big/tight to let you do that!
When you stop wearing socks because you can't get them on?
Re: You Know You're Super Pregnant When...
Also I have been sitting like a man for weeks. DH has mentioned it isn't fair because it is a tease, but oh well I am a tad bit more comfortable.
S14 August Siggy Challenge.....ALL OF THE ALCOHOLS
When you don't remember when the last time you saw your vagina was.
When you inspect the toilet paper after you wipe.
Oh and if I'm not leaving the house there is no way in hell I am going to put on any pants!
I couldn't agree more with all of them....especially hitting home..ones about shaving, peeing all day/night, clothing wearing all you eat, and not feeling at all shy about showing nether regions to anyone who cares to look at the dr.....lol.
S14 August Siggy Challenge.....ALL OF THE ALCOHOLS
^^^ September Signature: TV series I plan on binge watching with my newborn I do what I want. ^^^
Gage Douglas 09.04.2014...my sunshine after the rain.
I am positive I didn't sit on anything! My friend that I was with also had to turn it off. The random lady next to us actually told us which button to press.
It was a place that my friend had a gift certificate to, but I won't be back. Not because of the chair, but the pedicure didn't last as well as it has other places.
I've got another one....
-- when DH complains b/c you make so much noise moaning and groaning at night when baby moves, pushes, etc.
And when you have to smell to confirm...
BFP#1 4/17/2013 EDD 12/25/2013, MC 5/17/2013 8 weeks 3 days D&C 5/18/2013
BFP#2 1/20/2014 EDD 9/28/2014, Baby Evie born on 9/23/2014 at 8:50pm. 6 lbs 15 oz!
First Son - born 2013
Third Son - due June 9, 2018
.....your 16 month old hugs you & disappears underneath your massive belly.
Also, driving....when you can't turn back to look and see if there is someone in your blind spot because you belly is to big/tight to let you do that!
You wear mismatched shoes to work because you can't bear the thought of walking up the stairs to retrieve the correct match.