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  • When you need to sneeze and would normally try to muffle or quiet that sneeze but now you just let that sneeze go for fear of peeing your pants. Yup. Just happened. Would have been so mad if the toddler had woken up after fighting about taking a nap to which she finally gave up.
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  • @sparklegrump‌ The last time I got a pedicure was at a new place and their massage chair had the butt/vagina feature. I found it painful. I was able to turn off the butt massage and just have the back. It was much better after turning it off.
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  • When your bra comes undone and you can't be bothered to fix it or remove it. Both require too much energy.

    Also I have been sitting like a man for weeks. DH has mentioned it isn't fair because it is a tease, but oh well I am a tad bit more comfortable.
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  • Haha this is awesome. Can relate to most if not all of these.

                              

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  • When you can no longer reach your private area to shave!

    Oh and if I'm not leaving the house there is no way in hell I am going to put on any pants!
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  • Oh man these were too funny, couldn't stop LOL!
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  • This thread has made my pregnancy insomnia worth it! Lmao!

    I couldn't agree more with all of them....especially hitting home..ones about shaving, peeing all day/night, clothing wearing all you eat, and not feeling at all shy about showing nether regions to anyone who cares to look at the dr.....lol.
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  • When your coworkers comment on your popped out belly button because it's just soo cute to them and I absolutely hate it!
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  • When getting out of bed requires more effort than any other part of your day.
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  • I've got another one....

    -- when DH complains b/c you make so much noise moaning and groaning at night when baby moves, pushes, etc. 

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  • When you're printing a lengthy document at work and your feet ache from standing on tile, so you pull a comfortable chair (with wheels) from the nearby conference room and sit in front of the printer in the middle of the community work room.

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  • dearfoam said:

    When your belly gets in the way of driving by touching the steering wheel. That may just be a short girl pregnant problem.

    Find the little button/ lock that will allow you to push the steering wheel forward a bit! :)
    Do all cars have this?!?! I know I can move it up, but then I can't see the road lol.

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  • dearfoam said:

    When your belly gets in the way of driving by touching the steering wheel. That may just be a short girl pregnant problem.

    Find the little button/ lock that will allow you to push the steering wheel forward a bit! :)
    Do all cars have this?!?! I know I can move it up, but then I can't see the road lol.
    With mine and DH'S cars, the same lever/button that moves the wheel up and down lets it go forward and back. I have a Civic, he has a Charger
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  • Is anyone is calling you out for using the restroom frequently at this point of pregnancy, they're just cruel! Hang in there :)
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  • dearfoam said:

    When your belly gets in the way of driving by touching the steering wheel. That may just be a short girl pregnant problem.

    Find the little button/ lock that will allow you to push the steering wheel forward a bit! :)
    Do all cars have this?!?! I know I can move it up, but then I can't see the road lol.
    With mine and DH'S cars, the same lever/button that moves the wheel up and down lets it go forward and back. I have a Civic, he has a Charger
    Thanks I'll have to check it out!

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  • Thought of another since it happens to me all the time at home. When you finally haul your butt up off the couch to do anything, but that anything gets put on hold because as soon as you stand up, you have to pee. Even if you just went 10 minutes ago.
    This is me all day at work.  Get up to do ANYTHING, but every time must go to the bathroom first.
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  • -When people who literally saw you two days ago see you again and exclaim "Wow! You've gotten bigger!".  Thanks, really.

    -When people dare to ask how much weight I've gained and I have to make the choice to either laugh and ignore them, or strangle them.

    -When rolling out of bed requires an acrobatic rocking back and forth to gain momentum enough to hurl myself off the bed, all while trying to wrestle off my body pillow and comforter.  Such a pleasant way to start the day!

    -When you're the only person sweating, no matter the environment.

    -When the shoes you bought 3 months as "fat shoes" to get you through your pregnancy (good job, self!) no longer fit and you have to wear your husband's Crocs.
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  • When you continue to make the newly potty trained toddler use her tiny chair rather than moving the little seat to the actual toilet seat for fear that you won't get it off in time and end up peeing on the floor.
  • What are socks?? It's been 90+ here everyday for 2 months. My feet haven't seen socks or closed toe shoes since June. Maybe before that.

    I'm sock free except when I am at work, and I only have one more week till maternity leave!!!
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