...I look in the mirror .... My boss refers to the pregnancy as my " situation" ...someone ask me how I feel ... I move to fast or sneeze and my ligament stretches What about you?
Lol at "the situation" I would feel the compelled to pull up my shirt Jersey Shore style and show of my anti-abs.
I forget until I go to lift something on the heavy side and everyone panics, or when LO moves suddenly after a long time being still and I have a what-the-f moment
... she spends an hour kicking my insides non-stop.
... I'm talking to people for an article and they bring up events happening in November and January and I realize that I might not be attending those events.
... I eat breakfast and then need second breakfast 15 minutes later. But elevnsies are the best.
Lol I tried putting on my capris this weekend and just couldn't get them to button! The DH just says "what did you expect! " I am just bumed since I thought I could make through the summer without buying maternity shorts and now it is too late in the season to buy them.
Lol I tried putting on my capris this weekend and just couldn't get them to button! The DH just says "what did you expect! " I am just bumed since I thought I could make through the summer without buying maternity shorts and now it is too late in the season to buy them.
When my husband gets a glance of my apparent hack job on my neither regions that I did in a hurry before my appt yesterday and tells me I left a Mohawk. Outstanding. From here on out, either I'm going full 80's or making an appointment for waxing!!
Or I try to fit between my DH and the fridge and get stuck.
Or I pee my pants sneezing.
The list goes on and on really!
ttc #2 since 2004 Me (35): Stage 3 Endo, DH (34): High DNA Frag
IVF/ICSI #2: April 2014: BFP!!!!!!
ET of 2 great quality embryos. + BFP on 9dp5dt. Beta #1 (10dp5dt): 257, Beta #2 (14dp5dt): 1561,
Beta #3 (21dp5d5): 8,172. Wow. It seems this is actually working. Shocked beyond belief.
1st u/s @6w5d: Baby A hb 124, Baby B hb 127 (Both measuring perfectly!)
Lost baby A. Praying that baby B stays healthy. Baby B hb 175 at 11 weeks
...I issue a complimentary stay to a guest at work but have to tell them to book it through someone else if they call after November ....I realize I only have 4 months left at best to train an assistant I haven't even hired yet to do my job when I go out on leave .... My son gets hot wheels under the couch and I can't reach them because of belly .... I'm hungry and make a huge dinner then lose my appetite because I'm too tired
D14 November Siggy Challenge: The feels of 3rd trimester...
...I immediately require second breakfast when I get to work ...I see the other closet in the hallway with all my cute clothes that don't fit anymore ...all I really want to do is google nursery decor
D14 November, because I am finally not on mobile, how I feel in 3rd tri:
When my oldest son tells everyone mommys grumpy all the time because she's pregnant. When my youngest tells me I'm even more fat than yesterday ( he thinks it's a compliment). When my one co worker asks if my boobs will stay this big. Every 10 minutes when I have to pee. When I lay down at night and feel my baby girl kick
When I go to of anything I was once easily able to ... Like jump up on the counter to reach something high, squat to tie a shoe or pick up a Lego, pick up something not even that heavy and it's like I've got spaghetti arms... The list goes on.
Also when Im wondering why I'm a grouch fest when I'm usually so laid back.
When the lady at the service desk at the dealership asks me when I'm due and I give her a blank stare for a second before remembering. It's weird actually looking pregnant enough for people to start asking
...I hear a 1980s Don Henley song, "Heart of the Matter", to be exact, and begin crying uncontrollably in the car. WTF, Don Henley? Why you gotta be such a sensitive dude?
...I realize I can't have easy starfish (back) sex anymore (wah!)
...I'm hungry and make a huge dinner then lose my appetite because I'm too tired (from @leosmom25)
...I smell certain foods and want to vomit
...I don't eat soon enough in the morning/lunch and almost pass out
Lmao. "Easy starfish sex" this took me a long time to understand. Does it refer to the way it looks when you're Laying on your back? I've never heard this before haha. And actually "starfish" sex made me think something WAY different initially than I think you were implying lol. Why can't you have sex on your back?
Mine is...it's 430 in the morning and I'm wide awake and starving and sneezing...wtf?
DD#1 December '12
DD#2 New Year's Baby '15
Married 07/09
...you go back to your hometown and seriously consider getting a shirt that answers everyone's questions "It's a Girl, December 13, I'm not a teenager, No You Cannot TOUCH!!!"
Re: Sometimes I forget I am pregnant until..
I forget until I go to lift something on the heavy side and everyone panics, or when LO moves suddenly after a long time being still and I have a what-the-f moment
Or I try to fit between my DH and the fridge and get stuck.
Or I pee my pants sneezing.
The list goes on and on really!
ttc #2 since 2004 Me (35): Stage 3 Endo, DH (34): High DNA Frag
IVF/ICSI #2: April 2014: BFP!!!!!!
ET of 2 great quality embryos. + BFP on 9dp5dt. Beta #1 (10dp5dt): 257, Beta #2 (14dp5dt): 1561,
Beta #3 (21dp5d5): 8,172. Wow. It seems this is actually working. Shocked beyond belief.
1st u/s @6w5d: Baby A hb 124, Baby B hb 127 (Both measuring perfectly!)
Lost baby A. Praying that baby B stays healthy. Baby B hb 175 at 11 weeks
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....I realize I only have 4 months left at best to train an assistant I haven't even hired yet to do my job when I go out on leave
.... My son gets hot wheels under the couch and I can't reach them because of belly
.... I'm hungry and make a huge dinner then lose my appetite because I'm too tired
D14 November Siggy Challenge: The feels of 3rd trimester...
IVF cycle 1 (Nov 2013)- freeze all d/t OHSS
FET #1-BFN
FET #2-BFP baby girl born Dec 2014
FET #3-Sept 2017 BFP but miscarried at 6 weeks
IVF cycle 2 (Oct 2017)- freeze all again d/t OHSS
FET #1 BPF, pregnant with a singleton due Sept 2018
...I see the other closet in the hallway with all my cute clothes that don't fit anymore
...all I really want to do is google nursery decor
When my youngest tells me I'm even more fat than yesterday ( he thinks it's a compliment).
When my one co worker asks if my boobs will stay this big.
Every 10 minutes when I have to pee.
When I lay down at night and feel my baby girl kick
bfp#4 3/19/2014 edd 12/1/2014 please let this be the one!
beta @ 5w0d = 12,026! u/s 4/22/14 @ 8w1d it's twins!
Also when Im wondering why I'm a grouch fest when I'm usually so laid back.
...I realize I can't have easy starfish (back) sex anymore (wah!)
...I'm hungry and make a huge dinner then lose my appetite because I'm too tired (from @leosmom25)
...I smell certain foods and want to vomit
...I don't eat soon enough in the morning/lunch and almost pass out
Laying on your back? I've never heard this before haha. And actually "starfish" sex made me think something WAY different initially than I think you were implying lol. Why can't you have sex on your back?
Mine is...it's 430 in the morning and I'm wide awake and starving and sneezing...wtf?
DD#1 December '12
DD#2 New Year's Baby '15
Married 07/09
When I realized I haven't pooped in almost a week.
When the 5th person of the day tilts their head to the side and asks me if I'm ok.
When Baby found my ribs this week.
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@perfectlove09, I dunno who "named" it starfish, but when you've got our arms and legs wrapped around someone on top, your head is that fifth arm lol
laying on my back for more than a few mins compresses the arteries there and cause me to get light headed and my left hand to start tingling
11:13AM
When I get that sharp sciatica pain in my right butt cheek and can't walk without limping
--------------------------------------------------- This!