Because I'm absolutely crazy, I agreed to anal sex although I hate hate hate it. It's not my thing and I think it's painful.
Why would I do this you ask? Dh made an agreement that William can be our LOs middle name instead of the first name (this has been a huge debate between us). So if I can go through with this, I get what I want.
It's supposed to happen tonight. Please send love to my ass [-O<
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbowBaby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
Lol! And you can't even get drunk first! But hey, way better than having William as the first name and calling him by the middle name.
Crap. I hope I don't end up having to make this same deal
IKR?!?!?!? ugh. You know, last time I got a complete bathroom remodel outta this type of deal. I told dh my ass was worth a minimum of 1k. I figure having the name my way is priceless. I'm a glutton for punishment I guess.
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Lmao!! Sorry you will have to endure this sober. I am with you, there are a lot of things I would rather do than butt sex but somethings are worth the sacrifice. That would probably be one trade I would be willing to make. Lube up!! (
Oh, boy. I can't even think of when sober, let alone do it sober. Lots of vibes for a quick H tonight and lube up!
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BFP #1 11/22/12 EDD 7/29/13 MMC 1/14/13, D&C 1/16/13 BFP #2 5/7/13 EDD 1/14/2014 Ectopic discovered 5/21/13, lost left tube Referred to RE, blood work done August 2013, AMH 0.27, all else normal, HSG clear
BFP #3 12/1/13 EDD 8/8/14, MC 12/24/13
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KMW, you are crazy! I think this is what @eme520 might be talking about. I remembered seeing it when I was trying to convince my PGAL brain that plain 'ol sex was ok.
::lurking::
So when you posted on ttcal I was going to say you posted and there was no TMI? Just cute peacocks (which I enjoyed mind you) But then I lurky loo here and there's the tmi I was looking for lol!! GL but congrats on getting your name haha.
Hahaha! The things we do , or can do to get our way!! I bribed my DH a while back ) its good to know we have the power (in an odd way) ! One word.. LUBE haha and a tip... get him all fired up and take it slow so when it comes to actually DTD its only a 1 minute thing (wishful thinking) omgosh this is cracking me up LMAO
Thanks for the love ladies! I survived it, barely! #:-S
We had vaginal sex first and when I was finished we did anal. Lots and lots of lube. Thankfully it didn't take him too long, there's one area that's not terribly painful, but keeping that position is near impossible, as I'm on my tip toes/slightly bent over the bed -- so anytime my legs need to relax or dh needs to stretch his legs = horrendous pain. And the finale, screaming bloody murder! I dunno why, but I swear ( even vaginal) it's like he tries to penetrate deeper before the release. Ugh.
THE WAY TMI. Warning. Warning. Warning. LOL Seriously. The few times I've done anal I have the sensation that I need to poop or am pooping, it's quite creepy. Thankfully this hasn't happened, but yesterday after he pulled out, somehow he managed to dislodge/loosen a small pellet, which also fell out on to the floor. EWWWW! SCARRED FOR LIFE. I secretly hope that might ruin some of the fantasy of this for him.
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbowBaby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
So WFFC...I enjoy anal from time to time. I will say the best position for me is being on top bc 1) I control the speed/motion/depth and 2) it seems like my butt muscles are more relaxed/less tight
Just thought I share that "helpful" tip for the next time you have to make a deal
Glad you survived!!
PS KMW you still crack me up momma!! )
PPS I might have to remember this and follow your example to use it as a bargaining chip in the future lol
Great update regarding your ass! You are a braver woman than me. My back door is off limits due to my hemorrhoid courtesy of DD. Even before then really
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WTF!?!? I can't handle your update! Holy shit woman.
I. KNOW. OMG I was horrified lol. It was the craziest thing ever. I can't even explain it, it wasn't like a poop feeling, but it was more than runny fluid(lube) feeling. Then I heard it hit -which is ridiculous because it was small and on carpet lololololol. X_X
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbowBaby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
Lol don't worry Hun. The first time I did anal I totally pooped on his dick. (It was my nasty ex so I'm pretty pleased about it now).
Glad you survived!
This makes me feel a. lot. better. I can't even imagine that scenario! I love it even more that it happened to your ex so it's now more of a that's-what-you-deserved story :x
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbowBaby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMMMMMMMMGGGGG I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING A BLOODY UPDATE !! )) @KMW08 OMG A PELLET!! PELLET HA HA HA .. YOU HAVE CHEERED ME UP FROM MY ODD MOOD.. HUGS XXX
KMW, I love you! I am dying. As for how he got his name...you played heads or tails. Tails won.
TTC started Oct '10
Me: AMA w/RSD, atypical PCOS w/IR, LPD and High Prolactin. Controlled HP post-loss.
DH: Low-T and borderline morph
18 cycles, 3 medicated w/RE to get to a BFP!
EDD 9/7/12, Saw HB @7w3d,missed m/c 1/30 @8w3d, d&c 2/8
11 AL cycles, 9 medicated/IUI cycles. All BFFN!
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Beta #1: 41 Beta #2: 398; perfect u/s 3/11 hb @133bpm
u/s 3/25 one perfect hb @183 bpm, adjusted EDD 10/23/13
MaterniT21 and carrier screens normal. It's a girl!!! Severe Pre-E, HFpEF, PE, AMA & IF= OAD
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We had vaginal sex first and when I was finished we did anal. Lots and lots of lube. Thankfully it didn't take him too long, there's one area that's not terribly painful, but keeping that position is near impossible, as I'm on my tip toes/slightly bent over the bed -- so anytime my legs need to relax or dh needs to stretch his legs = horrendous pain. And the finale, screaming bloody murder! I dunno why, but I swear ( even vaginal) it's like he tries to penetrate deeper before the release. Ugh.
THE WAY TMI. Warning. Warning. Warning. LOL Seriously.
The few times I've done anal I have the sensation that I need to poop or am pooping, it's quite creepy. Thankfully this hasn't happened, but yesterday after he pulled out, somehow he managed to dislodge/loosen a small pellet, which also fell out on to the floor. EWWWW! SCARRED FOR LIFE. I secretly hope that might ruin some of the fantasy of this for him.
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbow Baby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
DX: Uterine Septum - Resection 9/5/13 || MTHFR Hetero A1298C || My Chart
Just ... wow.
I hope the pellet that got knocked out of you knocked the need out of him. For goodness sake!!
The things we do for our children....
ROTFLMBO
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See...I stop looking at posts for awhile and I miss a jem like this!!
KMW, so happy you survived. Happy my DH hasn't asked me for this, as you've brought back memories of past demons and I don't miss them!!
So WFFC...I enjoy anal from time to time. I will say the best position for me is being on top bc 1) I control the speed/motion/depth and 2) it seems like my butt muscles are more relaxed/less tight
Just thought I share that "helpful" tip for the next time you have to make a deal
Glad you survived!!
PS KMW you still crack me up momma!! )
PPS I might have to remember this and follow your example to use it as a bargaining chip in the future lol
BFP #1 : 3/20/13 | EDD: 12/1/13 | MC: 4/15/13
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OMG, I literally just peed myself. Sending your ass as many positive thoughts as I can.
TTC since April 2012
BFP #1, 10/03/2012 - EDD 6/15/2013 - MMC 11/15/2012 - D&C 01/04/2013
BFP #2, 04/06/2013 - EDD 12/17/2013 - MC 04/19/2013
6/12/2013 Diagnosed with Balanced Translocation (12 & 16)
IVF #1 with PGS: 10/2013: Canceled 9/27/2013 for issues with genetic lab
IVF #1.5 with PGS: 11/16/2013: Canceled. 11 eggs retrieved, 9 mature & 9 fertilized, all unhealthy embryos
IVF #2: 1/22/14: Canceled. 16 eggs retrieved, 14 mature, 7 fertilized, all unhealthy embryos
IVF #3 with PGS: 5/10/2014: Switched to FET in July. 10 eggs retrieved, 9 mature, 8 fertilized, 2 healthy embryos!
FET #1: 7/31/2014: Transferred 2 nearly perfect (6AA, 6BA) healthy embryos- BFFN
Laproscopy: 10/2014: Healthy uterus
IVF #4: 12/8/2014: Canceled. 17 eggs retrieved, 15 mature, 10 fertilized, all unhealthy embryos
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BFP#1 EDD 04.20.2010, SUNSHINE baby boy born 03.31.2010
BFP#2 EDD 12.07.2014, natural mc 04.09.2014 at 5w3d
BFP#3 EDD 01.14.15, RAINBOW baby girl born 01.16.2015
jan'15 january siggy challenge: baby fails
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You mean I shouldn't write this down in one of those cute baby-memory-story books?!?
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BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbow Baby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
DX: Uterine Septum - Resection 9/5/13 || MTHFR Hetero A1298C || My Chart
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BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbow Baby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
DX: Uterine Septum - Resection 9/5/13 || MTHFR Hetero A1298C || My Chart
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbow Baby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
DX: Uterine Septum - Resection 9/5/13 || MTHFR Hetero A1298C || My Chart
BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbow Baby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
DX: Uterine Septum - Resection 9/5/13 || MTHFR Hetero A1298C || My Chart
BFP #2: m/c at 7w, February, 2014
BFP #3: It's a BOY! Please be our rainbow! Due February, 2015
*everyone always welcome*
TTC started Oct '10
Me: AMA w/RSD, atypical PCOS w/IR, LPD and High Prolactin. Controlled HP post-loss.
DH: Low-T and borderline morph
18 cycles, 3 medicated w/RE to get to a BFP!
EDD 9/7/12, Saw HB @7w3d,missed m/c 1/30 @8w3d, d&c 2/8
11 AL cycles, 9 medicated/IUI cycles. All BFFN!
Moving forward with IVF
BFP#2 our little cycle break surprise on AL cycle 12! EDD 10/27/13
Beta #1: 41 Beta #2: 398; perfect u/s 3/11 hb @133bpm
u/s 3/25 one perfect hb @183 bpm, adjusted EDD 10/23/13
MaterniT21 and carrier screens normal. It's a girl!!!
Severe Pre-E, HFpEF, PE, AMA & IF= OAD
All IF/AL Welcome!