I'm in a 3 hour training for work. On a conference call. Which means I have 3 hours of literally nothing happening but "listening" to someone read a powerpoint. FOR THREE HOURS.
I'm in a 3 hour training for work. On a conference call. Which means I have 3 hours of literally nothing happening but "listening" to someone read a powerpoint. FOR THREE HOURS.
More time to bump then
I'm not even listening. I walked away to poop and came back and everyone was talking. Whatever, they won't notice that I wasn't involved.
I have been craving bbq but DH hasn't wanted to go. Then this morning he tells me that he and his coworkers are going to get bbq for lunch. You better believe I invited myself along and now I will be pigging out (get it? hehe) with a bunch of engineers during lunch today.
@Chunkymonkeylvr good for you for nursing for 13 months! Weaning is so bittersweet. On the one hand you're all "yay I get my boobs back!" but then you kind of miss the closeness.
I used this thing called the Furminator (it's a fancy brush) on my cat this morning and I basically removed a cats worth of fur and then I looked at it and got super grossed out and dry heaved.
@Chunkymonkeylvr good for you for nursing for 13 months! Weaning is so bittersweet. On the one hand you're all "yay I get my boobs back!" but then you kind of miss the closeness.
I used this thing called the Furminator (it's a fancy brush) on my cat this morning and I basically removed a cats worth of fur and then I looked at it and got super grossed out and dry heaved.
Oh. And I stopped paying attention to this conference call and everyone stopped talking and now I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to be doing. Hopefully I don't have to show some work or something.
Instead of sleeping like I should have been last night, I was up shopping for DD online (H&M, Zara & Old Navy/Gap). Now DH & I are trying to decide who deserves a nap more, lol...DUH, ME!!!!!!
H is making me go to this BBQ tonight with a bunch of brokers from his work that I don't know or care to know. I feel like crap and all I want to do is curl up in a ball on the couch for the next 6 weeks. I've been pouting all day.
I'm also annoyed because next weekend I have to go to a 3 day long bachelorette weekend for my friend. I love her to death and I'm in the wedding so I know I need to go, but dude. It sounds like a total nightmare right now. *14* girls will be there for the weekend and everyone's going to be drinking, hot-tubbing, and the girl who is hosting it even signed us all up for a burlesque class. ALL OF THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW.
Wow, This is pretty much my weekend starting in 2 hours, minus the burlesque. Ugh!
It's ok. I'm in full bitch mode today. I'm feeling super punchy about everything today. The only thing is at least I feel like shit and that's reassuring lol.
I'm communicating in gif's because otherwise I just can't today.
All the zofran I've been taking has me incredibly constipated. I'm having my first poop in 4 or 5 days (I can't remember) right now. It hurts. I might need to take colace
I do NOT want to go to work today because I cannot fir the life of me remember where I put my preggie pop drops, Now I don't have morning sickness yet but I always want them on me just in case. And I am sure it will start the second I don't have them on me
A fellow violin teacher came over today because she wants to cloth diaper and has no idea what to do. I may have confused her more than helped her, but I sent her home with a bunch of pre folds and different brands of fitted diapers to try out when her LO arrives. I also gave her my left over sitz bath herbs, though may also have freaked her out when I explained what it is/why I did sitz baths. At least she got a bunch of free stuff out of it.
@ToasterCat yes the charmin wet wipes. I got them for my husband because he always said he had an itchy butt which I think is improper wiping and now since I got the hemmies I feel it's in my best interest to be a little gentler to my poo spot.
Side note apparently a college officer was fired and he decided to take down the whole lot of them for having a running list of "People Who Should Eat a Bowl of Dicks" I found this quite enjoyable this morning because Adobe Acrobat and Windows Vista were both on the list.
@ToasterCat yes the charmin wet wipes. I got them for my husband because he always said he had an itchy butt which I think is improper wiping and now since I got the hemmies I feel it's in my best interest to be a little gentler to my poo spot.
Re: Yer a Wizard, Harry.
My toddler has watched way more TV over the last week than I'd care to admit. Ya do what ya gotta do!
MMC 2.12.11 @ 8w
PVM 5.8.12
GWM 3.17.15
RPM 2.21.19
I'm not even listening. I walked away to poop and came back and everyone was talking. Whatever, they won't notice that I wasn't involved.
TTC #1 May 2014
BFP 7/4/14 ~ EDD 3/17/15
My Chart
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BFP#1 7/13/11 EDD 3/16/12 DS born 3/16/12
BFP#2 5/16/14 EDD 1/23/15 CP 5/21/14
BFP#3 6/25/14 EDD 3/2/15
I used this thing called the Furminator (it's a fancy brush) on my cat this morning and I basically removed a cats worth of fur and then I looked at it and got super grossed out and dry heaved.
We are about to leave for vacation and he's still not ready to go. I'm hungry and tired and about to get cranky about this business.
MMC April 2014 at 6w2d, D&C at 9 weeks
MMC August 2014 at 9w1d, D&C at 12 weeks
CP October 2014
My Ovulation Chart
MMC April 2014 at 6w2d, D&C at 9 weeks
MMC August 2014 at 9w1d, D&C at 12 weeks
CP October 2014
My Ovulation Chart
Also I don't like the way the butt wipes make my cheeks all slippery slidy and I HATE doing the whole dry-wet-dry thing.