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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Aaaand...now I want a big mac for lunch. Great.
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  • ready-or-notready-or-not member

    I have a big internal audit coming up week after next.  I have stayed on my boss for 2 weeks to get me a list of what they will need pulled so that I can start working on it in the event that I am out. 

    I've now had the list for a week & haven't done shit with it.  I have a case of the fuck its after I saw how much shit they want.

    Today is Friday, no sense in starting that shit on a Friday.  Will jump right on it Monday, I am sure of it.....

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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Sundae13 said:


    HilarityEnsued said:

    @slappalicious at the McD's by me it doesn't come with tomatoes.  

    No tomato here either.  

    Same.
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    Great top of the page.

     

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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    PineappleLeviosa said:

    ShakeyJakey said:

    I'm going to call APS on my POS cousin. Not because he's a POS, but that doesn't help.


    SO and I started watching Weeds and I don't always change the channel if LO is in the room, if it's not anything super inappropriate.

    For what?
    He's got multiple terminal/chronic illnesses and when he had to go into the hospital we found needles (for pain meds he cooks or w/e, he's not on medicine w/ needles) and shat on, unwashed sheets in the bath tub, dirty dishes everywhere, and your run of the mill hoarding. He doesn't take care of himself and my 85 yo grandpa who shouldn't even be driving has to take him to all kinds of appointments and running him all over to find his drugs.

    On top of that, he lives at a house my grandparents own and want to sell. It's too much upkeep for 2 80 year olds but he sees no problem continuing to mooch off them. He refuses to let my mom and I help him find other options like public transportation.

    I've already called APS but they wouldn't do an investigation because he was in a rehab hospital at the time. He bullied my grand parents into letting him move back in with the promise he would find another way to his appointments and move out by Sept 1st, but of course he hasn't done any of it because he's a lazy POS and my grandma babies him even though he's a grown ass man.

    That was way longer but I didn't want to sound like an a hole who doesn't feel bad for him. And I don't really, but only because he won't help himself. He complains about being in soooooo much pain but is always at the neighbors (also my grandparents tenant who apparently also isn't paying rent) bugging them and I'm so sick of his bullshit.

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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    HilarityEnsued said:
    I ate my feelings McDonald's for lunch today.  I had my first-ever-in-my-life Big Mac.  They aren't bad.

    But when I ordered it I said, "does it come with tomatoes" and the woman was like, "you don't know what come on the big mac".

    NO SORRY PLEASE DON'T REVOKE MY CITIZENSHIP FOR BEING SO UNAMERICAN.
    It's a lot easier to say "yes" or "no" than it is to be a cunty. Yeesh.



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    CTGirl30 said:

    My 13mo only has 3 teeth (one of which is JUST popping through).

    Everyone feel sorry for me because my toddler is probably getting like 10 all at once.

    DD just got her sixth tooth 16 months. I feel like she is way behind in the tooth game and worry they will come all at once too. She only had two at 12 months.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    HilarityEnsued said:

    I have never patronized a Jack-in-the-Box because of the urban legend that someone jacked off into a box of Jack-in-the-box food.


    I mean... I  know this also is an urban legend for all chinese places as well.... but still.  JitB isn't for me.
    Their food is meh. But they serve breakfast all day.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Fuck people, stop with the McDonald's talk!!! Im supposed to be boycotting drive thrust to save money here!

    Jizz sauce talk aside, I'm still craving a big mac.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    I had french fries from McD's not too long ago. They gave me a gallbladder attack.

    I normally do not eat McD's or Taco Bell or anything like that. Because I'm #pretentious



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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    loonylovejoy said:

    P got her first teeth at just over 4 mo. She's cutting the top two and lower canines at 8 mo.

    Teething sucks.

    Teething can suck a fat one, fo sho.

    DS pretty much had all of his teeth by 12 mo. We're still waiting on those fucking canines though.
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  • phunkyphishphunkyphish member
    loonylovejoy said:
    Team, never had a Big Mac. The only fast food I've eaten in the last 10 years is in-n-out, because double double animal style.
    This is my all time favorite fast food meal. I made H go there 3 times in the week that we were in California. He didn't complain, of course.
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    FTWR said:
    I dry heave every time DH licks the mayo off his knife after slathering it all over the bun/sandwich bread.

    I have a panic attack if gets on my skin. Like, literally short of breath and cannot get to hot water and soap fast enough.

    This is totally going to out me, but whatever....are you Mama June, Honey Boo Boo's mom?


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    HilarityEnsued said:

    lol at "drive thrust".


    This does not sound like something anyone should boycott.
    Lolol I just noticed that.

    Nope. Def not boycotting Drive thrust. Bring on the thrust!!
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    Sundae13 said:


    HilarityEnsued said:

    @slappalicious at the McD's by me it doesn't come with tomatoes.  

    No tomato here either.  

    Glad you answered because I was thinking way to hard about if I had a Big Mac with tomato


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    I love all the Big Macs.  It's the only reason to go to McDs.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Sundae13 said:


    MrsT0514 said:

    Fuck people, stop with the McDonald's talk!!! Im supposed to be boycotting drive thrust to save money here!

    Jizz sauce talk aside, I'm still craving a big mac.

    Hahaha.  Drive thrust.  JIZZ.  Bam. 

    Teehee...I legit chuckled! My 12yr old boy humored brain FTW!

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    HilarityEnsued said:
    PSA... if you go to Chick-Fil-A dressed up like a cow today, they give you free food.  You can print out cow spots, a tail, and ears on their website.


    I mocked my coworkers for this.  I offered to buy them lunch to not look like a dumbass.  

    Perhaps this is legitimately a flameful confession.  
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    MarlaSinger& said:
    HilarityEnsued said:
    PSA... if you go to Chick-Fil-A dressed up like a cow today, they give you free food.  You can print out cow spots, a tail, and ears on their website.


    I mocked my coworkers for this.  I offered to buy them lunch to not look like a dumbass.  

    Perhaps this is legitimately a flameful confession.  
    FLAMED.



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    justAphase said:
    But 5 minutes after eating it, you kinda feel like a pile of shit.
    This is true of all fast food though, no?
    Fast food also gives you (me) zits.



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  • phunkyphishphunkyphish member
    FTWR said:
    phunkyphish said:
    FTWR said:
    I dry heave every time DH licks the mayo off his knife after slathering it all over the bun/sandwich bread.

    I have a panic attack if gets on my skin. Like, literally short of breath and cannot get to hot water and soap fast enough.

    This is totally going to out me, but whatever....are you Mama June, Honey Boo Boo's mom?


    Maybe. Maybe I'm just using my cat avatar to throw you all off the trail. Or maybe I really am a cat that drives through the desert on the regular. You'll never know :P
    I never looked that closely at your avatar, I love it! It's Toonces the driving cat and Fear and loathing combined, which is awesome.   
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  • jorkz821jorkz821 member
    MarlaSinger& said:

    I love all the Big Macs.  It's the only reason to go to McDs.

    YES. And apple pie.
    SQUIRREL!!!

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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    I wish I had a 7-11.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Welp...I settled for a cheese sandwich. With mayo and mustard. Weird and random. But it was tasty.
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