And then it was on. Like Donkey Kong. For three days. Until my body decided it had other ideas.
Sending this to DH. I'd be down for everyday. The O part every time would definitely be a challenge.
We've been interrupted by dd several times. And the fact that we love with my uncle means we can't just have a quickie in the kitchen so this will be a challenge for sure.
I went to Target last night to pick up some brownies that I have to take to a party tonight, $120 later... I'm trying to convince DH that they were really expensive brownies.
And I'm really intrigued by this 30 day challenge.
About a week ago I came down with a stomach bug and spent the night throwing up. At midnight, my husband said "we need to get you a pregnancy test." It was midnight, nothing was opened, needless to say I couldn't sleep that night thinking I was pregnant. The next day I thought my period started but it was gone by the end of the day. The nauseousness never went away so by day three all I wanted to do was get to the store and buy a pregnancy test. When I stopped home to pick up dd's car seat to get her from daycare my dad was there and came with me to pick up dd and to the super market. so I texted my husband to please pick a test up before coming home from work. Well, he got out late and the pharmacy was closed. The world was working against me!!!!!
Finally, yesterday (after more spotting and more nauseousness) I picked up three tests. They were negative!! For like three minutes I thought it would be great having kids so close in age, but when shit got real I was terrified. Lesson learned.
Pee your pants story? Ok. My most vivid once I was 11 or 12 and for some reason I always had to piss wicked bad as soon as the bus dropped us off down the street at the bus stop. I was waiting for my older brother to unlock the door and as soon as I get inside, I just couldn't hold it. My brother just looks at me like "We're inside. You couldn't run to the toilet?" The best part was a Chinese food menu was stuck in our door and when the door got pushed open, the menu floated perfectly to the floor in between my legs to get pissed on.
TMI warning...
We started the 30 day sex challenge earlier this week. I made it 3 days, then got a horrendous bladder infection. Although I was just starting to really enjoy myself and the fact that we were having #allthesex I was also relieved last night that I could just go to sleep because DD was a bear all day yesterday, fighting naps in favor of practicing crawling. Anyway, I feel incredibly old now--my body just can't hang anymore.
when we bathe LO, i sit on thge edge of the tub with my feet in the tub, and they get wet a little. When i get out, my dog likes to lick the soles of my feet. It makes me giggle. I LOVE it!
Me too. In a lawn chair in my living room while people continue to pack my belongings. I have moved past the weird factor and into I could really get used to this. #imalsoeatingpizza #ijusttimewarpedbacktocollege #beerpongiscoolagain #thatshowfariwentback
#beerpongiscool #still
A group of young 20-somethings at DHs work invited him over to play beer pong. I was really sad we had responsibilities now and couldn't go get waisted on cheap beer.
My workload is insane, I'm so stressed out, am not eating enough (opposite of a stress eater here), and have lost ~6 lbs in the past month. I don't know specifically which of these factors is to blame, but my oversupply is gone, and in the last 2 weeks I'm struggling to pump enough milk.
It's a total downward spiral. I leave less milk for DH to feed her, so instead of eating most of her food during the day she wakes every 3 hours all night to eat, so I'm exhausted, my stress increases more, I eat even less, lose more weight, make less milk...
So my FFFC is that I have a freezer full of milk but haven't tapped the stash because I'm afraid then I'll make even less
My workload is insane, I'm so stressed out, am not eating enough (opposite of a stress eater here), and have lost ~6 lbs in the past month. I don't know specifically which of these factors is to blame, but my oversupply is gone, and in the last 2 weeks I'm struggling to pump enough milk.
It's a total downward spiral. I leave less milk for DH to feed her, so instead of eating most of her food during the day she wakes every 3 hours all night to eat, so I'm exhausted, my stress increases more, I eat even less, lose more weight, make less milk...
So my FFFC is that I have a freezer full of milk but haven't tapped the stash because I'm afraid then I'll make even less
You should've gotten the badge for O13's Queen of the Bragplaint.
My workload is insane, I'm so stressed out, am not eating enough (opposite of a stress eater here), and have lost ~6 lbs in the past month. I don't know specifically which of these factors is to blame, but my oversupply is gone, and in the last 2 weeks I'm struggling to pump enough milk.
It's a total downward spiral. I leave less milk for DH to feed her, so instead of eating most of her food during the day she wakes every 3 hours all night to eat, so I'm exhausted, my stress increases more, I eat even less, lose more weight, make less milk...
So my FFFC is that I have a freezer full of milk but haven't tapped the stash because I'm afraid then I'll make even less
You should've gotten the badge for O13's Queen of the Bragplaint.
I just think this is funny.. the other night I was sleeping and my FI came to bed and I was sleep talking and I asked him to lick the envelopes 3x. What envelopes!!?
So, guise, if you hit a nail on the head...you nailed something, right? Meaning you're spot on. Correct. And other synonyms. #clichesbyamjoy #illbehereallday
@awwwpuddin LOLing at manbutz
I just think this is funny.. the other night I was sleeping and my FI came to bed and I was sleep talking and I asked him to lick the envelopes 3x. What envelopes!!?
I have Skye's 9 month appt AND Owen's year year appt at the same time thinking kill two birds with one stone. WTAF was I thinking!?!? FFFC: I'm stupid.
We are getting new carpet installed today, and we were going to let the baby crawl around naked on the old stuff because she has a diaper rash. Too bad they are on the way with the new stuff. #DFSstatus #beingjudgedbyLowescarpetinstallers
@huntjul I'm sorry, I don't mean to make you feel bad. Honestly. It's all light-hearted. But being that you have a history of posting bragplaints, I couldn't help but joke with you a little bit. ;;)
@rsigler I accept your apology. However I'm not sure the best time to joke is when I'm admitting that I'm so stressed out and overworked that I'm not eating or sleeping, can't adequately feed my hungry baby, and I'm in a self admitted "downward spiral".
Thank you @jgslr for the tips - I'm still a little scared to dip into the stash but may anyway. I will definitely do the oatmeal. Hopefully it helps!
I have Skye's 9 month appt AND Owen's year year appt at the same time thinking kill two birds with one stone. WTAF was I thinking!?!?
FFFC: I'm stupid.
My workload is insane, I'm so stressed out, am not eating enough (opposite of a stress eater here), and have lost ~6 lbs in the past month. I don't know specifically which of these factors is to blame, but my oversupply is gone, and in the last 2 weeks I'm struggling to pump enough milk.
It's a total downward spiral. I leave less milk for DH to feed her, so instead of eating most of her food during the day she wakes every 3 hours all night to eat, so I'm exhausted, my stress increases more, I eat even less, lose more weight, make less milk...
So my FFFC is that I have a freezer full of milk but haven't tapped the stash because I'm afraid then I'll make even less
OMG. Use your stash! There are so many things I want to say but they all make me sound like a raging bitch. And my kid did two beautiful 3 hours blocks of sleep of the first time EVER last night so rainbows and puppies for everyone.
I'm sorry you're having supply issues, Im sorry that DD isnt sleeping well and I'm sorry that using your stash is giving you anxiety.
BUT why the hell have a stash if not to use in exactly this situation? Me and eleventy bajillion other bumpies would kill for a "freezer full of milk" ...
It'll be OK. Feed stash milk. Eat good foods. Take a deep breath
Re: FFFC
We've been interrupted by dd several times. And the fact that we love with my uncle means we can't just have a quickie in the kitchen so this will be a challenge for sure.
Finally, yesterday (after more spotting and more nauseousness) I picked up three tests. They were negative!! For like three minutes I thought it would be great having kids so close in age, but when shit got real I was terrified. Lesson learned.
Tl;Dr I thought I was pregnant, but I'm not.
Over in my neck of the woods we call this "Sextember". Lol. So you cAn try again in two months
May Siggy: Baby in disguise
#teamnosex
#sorrynotsorry
I fixed it! And then I read FFFC and saw you had called me out on this lol...so there's your answer
A group of young 20-somethings at DHs work invited him over to play beer pong. I was really sad we had responsibilities now and couldn't go get waisted on cheap beer.
It means you nailed it.
BTW you're no longer there! Step it up lady!
I just think this is funny.. the other night I was sleeping and my FI came to bed and I was sleep talking and I asked him to lick the envelopes 3x. What envelopes!!?
FFFC: I'm stupid.
At least she won't get shots!
I'm sorry you're having supply issues, Im sorry that DD isnt sleeping well and I'm sorry that using your stash is giving you anxiety.
BUT why the hell have a stash if not to use in exactly this situation? Me and eleventy bajillion other bumpies would kill for a "freezer full of milk" ...
It'll be OK. Feed stash milk. Eat good foods. Take a deep breath