1st date in town with DH. We were at a bar. I had lost some weight and my jeans were loose. I then coupled that with a high riding thong. I had some girl come over and tell me my thong was sticking out. I wanted to die!!!!
Follow-up question, do you think that a fear of caterpillars is actually irrational, considering they have 1 million legs and they're fuzzy and they are determined to eat my face off?
Follow-up question, did they try to sell you condoms afterwards?
No I never bought one, but I was super horny during pregnancy and had looked at a few. All of a suddenly my ILs were wanting to look up a tool, and suggested items were all dildos...oops
How can you be a late riser when you have a 8-9 month old?
She doesn't go to bed until 9:30 - 10 pm. She used to fall asleep at like midnight. She sleeps 13 hours at least (broken up) she follow after her Mommy and Daddy I guess.
Re: Official Jalee85 AMA!!!11!!1!!!
BLT/ Rueben
Babies make you hungry.
#geographynerd
Dislike: lack if food and retail options
2. Our President
Bull least - it's not fair they can swim in fresh water !
Fucking autocorrect. I spilt a glass of water right as I was posting this so it was a rush job.
Work Ethic and my Empathy
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If babies actually looked like that, there would not be a global overpopulation problem.
#screwyouautflo