Official Jalee85 AMA!!!11!!1!!!

hlb622

Follow-up question, do you think that a fear of caterpillars is actually irrational, considering they have 1 million legs and they're fuzzy and they are determined to eat my face off?

hlb622

When was last time you fell down?

hlb622

Have you ever bought a vibrator on Amazon.com?

Follow-up question, did they try to sell you condoms afterwards?

hlb622

Someone gives you $500,000 to start a business. What kind of business do you start?

hlb622

What's your lucky number?

Jenball717

Have you ever bought anything from an infomercial? If so, what?

Jenball717

How can you be a late riser when you have a 8-9 month old?

Jenball717

Why are period cramps worse now than they were pre baby?

hlb622

From @Connorsmama2006‌'s would-you-rather post: would you rather give up cheese for life or oral sex?

hlb622

On a scale from 1-100, how many exclamation points reflect my excitement for a day off for the first time since Emerson was born?

hlb622

Since when does Sesame Street not take place on the street at all? What the hell happened?!?!

hlb622

Kid shows: PBS or Disney?

Amjoy25

Fave meat.

hlb622

Connorsmama2006 said:

NSFW

Is this a new type of pump that I am just now finding out about?

You never disappoint, mama. I need to know the google keywords used to find this.

bkeane619

This poor girl is never gonna catch up lol

Amjoy25

Do you know anything about the decisions made by SCOTUS?

vvg28

Are you a "heifer" or a "cow"?

#testingyourfarmknowledge

nepatsgal

Why did you choose the name Delaney for DD?

nepatsgal

Yes or no?

nepatsgal

Favorite hair color?

Jalee85

hlb622 said:

OKOKOK, what's your biggest pet peeve?

Clothes stuck in clothes closed drawers.

ETA - Holy crap 4 pages. You girls have been having fun

Jalee85

hlb622 said:

You have a blue pen and a black pen...which one do you choose?

Black

Flutterby00

Best concert you have ever been to?

Jalee85

hlb622 said:

Do you write checks?

No, I have one of those digital account. I don't even get check banks. Even if I did NEVER at a grocery store that's the worse!

Flutterby00

What is your porn star name? 

Flutterby00

What celebreties have you met? 

Jalee85

Snowboarderbritt said:

What is the weirdest place you have eaten a snack?

In the tractor bucket!

Jalee85

hlb622 said:

My napstriking teething baby just fell asleep. How long do you think I have before he wakes up? (Mind you, last time it was 3 minutes.)

15 minutes! I will hope it lasted longer though!

ajjf1026

Connorsmama2006 said:

Just who in the F would buy this for their child?

Is @connorsmama2006 trying to say something about gingers?!

Jalee85

sleepy33 said:

Jaleeeee!!!! Which bumpie baby are you stealing? Are you going to vote for Hillary?

1. Fox because he is gorgeous and I love his eyes.

2. Absofuckinlutely

Jalee85

Snowboarderbritt said:

PIP the last pic you took?

Jalee85

hlb622 said:

How many NSFW gifs is @Connorsmama2006‌ going to post today?

5

Jalee85

Jenball717 said:

Can we talk about ghosts? How many bumpies are going to freak out because I asked that?

At least 20!

Jalee85

Snowboarderbritt said:

Favorite cookie?

Snickerdoodles

Jalee85

hlb622 said:

What do you call the little flying insects with butts that light up? (This is a very important question.)

Fire Flies

Jalee85

Snowboarderbritt said:

What is your ideal breakfast?

I despise breakfast and morning altogether. Favorite breakfast food would be a ranchers skillet.

Jalee85

hlb622 said:

Do you fold your underwear?

Mine - nope it just goes in a cube

DH - yes

Jalee85

KuhaBaby said:

Have you been to the Whapeton zoo?

Nope

Jalee85

Snowboarderbritt said:

Is it ok to have sex in your room when you have company spending the night? #askingforafriend

Yesss!!!!

Jalee85

KuhaBaby said:

Which vikings player would you like to make babies with?

Dammit, I loved Jared Allen too bad he left. Although it is just to my other team!

I'm gonna go with Chad Greenway'