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MrsSinner402 · June 2014

apk4 said:
Don't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.
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OH FFS!

TheOtherJacobsons · June 2014

dorothyzbornak97 said:

The only anal I'm interested in seeing in porn is between two gay dudes.

Which leads to my FFFC: I much prefer gay male porn to any other kind. Two hot dudes getting it on? Hells yeah.

I'm with you there.

MrsSinner402 · June 2014

apk4 said:
Don't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.
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That just has infection written all over it. Also, I feel for the guy having sex with a woman who is loose enough that her vag fully just opens right up and accepts a fresh, soft turd. Hot dog down a hallway, anyone?

Lauren1184 · June 2014

Nicb13 said:

Lauren1184 said:

TheOtherJacobsons said:

Actually, since we're talking about asses here. Why does porn have so much anal stuff these days? I feel like it's way more than normal. That and hitting someone's boobs. If that happened to me, I'd be like...

I know, it's all over the place. I mean, doing it in another hole is nothing when you can have someone defecate on your chest or in your mouth.

The porn industry is getting cray cray. They want to go bigger, badder and scarier with everything they do because almost everything has already been done!!!

I personally think anything with the butthole is disgusting. Stay away.

I agree, exit only.

Wino411 · June 2014

jalara48 said:

apk4 said:

Don't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.
[-X

*sigh*

Why do you say things like that? You know I have to now!

- the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards) -

There is no way on earth that anyone every decided this was a good idea. Seriously. Why? Why! Why! Why!

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

Lauren1184 · June 2014

dorothyzbornak97 said:

The only anal I'm interested in seeing in porn is between two gay dudes.

Which leads to my FFFC: I much prefer gay male porn to any other kind. Two hot dudes getting it on? Hells yeah.

I like a little of everything (ok, not EVERYTHING), but I don't mind gays, lesbians, toys, etc. I guess my FFFC would be that I've watch some animated porn and some of it was actually pretty good.

Saragoeswest · June 2014

Dying!!!!

Wino411 · June 2014

jalara48 said:

Okay, so my husband just got home (because it's 4:50 here) and I was filling him in on all the Bumping of the day. So he told me about when he google something he shouldn't.

Lemon Party. Don't do it.

Seriously.

Don't.

I did.

It's old man group orgy.

Don't.

I literally laughed out loud!!!! Why are these things "things" seriously who comes up with this stuff???

Jennifer18131 · June 2014

These are all myths and legends. No one actually does this shit (literally?). It can't happen. It's not possible. And for the love of God it is not sanitary!

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Jennifer18131 said:

These are all myths and legends. No one actually does this shit (literally?). It can't happen. It's not possible. And for the love of God it is not sanitary!

That is my question. Who thinks this stuff up? And then why would you even think of this in the first place?

Lauren1184 · June 2014

FamousEa said:

Jennifer18131 said:

These are all myths and legends. No one actually does this shit (literally?). It can't happen. It's not possible. And for the love of God it is not sanitary!
That is my question. Who thinks this stuff up? And then why would you even think of this in the first place?
Someone thought it was a good idea and word spread I guess

omg, this picture, I'm dying!!

Wino411 · June 2014

FamousEa said:

Jennifer18131 said:

These are all myths and legends. No one actually does this shit (literally?). It can't happen. It's not possible. And for the love of God it is not sanitary!

That is my question. Who thinks this stuff up? And then why would you even think of this in the first place?
Someone thought it was a good idea and word spread I guess

I so love you girls!!! This has literally made my Friday!

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Edited: Finally figured out how to post a pic without uploading.

jesslinnn · June 2014

Since we're sharing horrifying new terms.. Has anyone heard of the game "ookie cookie", aka "soggy biscuit"?

lrobi13 · June 2014

I didn't even have to look these things up to know that...

disgusted animated GIF

and that this was my face reading the last 2 pages...

gross animated GIF

Let the record state that I must be a giant boring prude...

Lauren1184 · June 2014

mel689 said:

Since we're sharing horrifying new terms.. Has anyone heard of the game "ookie cookie", aka "soggy biscuit"?

I'm afraid.

lrobi13 · June 2014

This one is for you @DorothyZBornak97!

etb: this was not in response to the gay porn...

reaction animated GIF

jesslinnn · June 2014

Nicb13 said:

Lauren1184 said:

mel689 said:

Since we're sharing horrifying new terms.. Has anyone heard of the game "ookie cookie", aka "soggy biscuit"?

I'm afraid.

But I'm also curious.....

"where a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the cookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the Ookie."

[Deleted User] · June 2014

Nicb13 said:

dorothyzbornak97 said:

The only anal I'm interested in seeing in porn is between two gay dudes.

Which leads to my FFFC: I much prefer gay male porn to any other kind. Two hot dudes getting it on? Hells yeah.

Nope. No way dude. I much prefer watching a man and a woman or 2 chicks. Also, I think male strip clubs are nasty and prefer female ones IF I have to go...

My new FFFC is that I love strip clubs. Only if the girls can really dance though. I'm so impressed by their athleticism and I love boobs.

golfingdarwinfish · June 2014

Well, this was a great day to start FFFC! Nothing like getting alerts to read about bizarre sexual acts! :-O Today has been quite informative!

Lauren1184 · June 2014

mel689 said:

Nicb13 said:

Lauren1184 said:

mel689 said:

Since we're sharing horrifying new terms.. Has anyone heard of the game "ookie cookie", aka "soggy biscuit"?

I'm afraid.
But I'm also curious.....
"where a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the cookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the Ookie."

Gross, why do they have to ruin cookies? I guess the last one gets his fill of protein for the day.

[Deleted User] · June 2014

jalara48 said:

I actually went to strip clubs on a regular basis with my friends when I was young and single. It was sort of like the place we went before the clubs got busy. In Alberta (at the time) there was a chain called the Crazyhorse that was popular.

And hey - some of those women could MOVE. And it's not like they were ever fully naked anyway.

Same here. When I was in college, one of the local strip clubs had $2.50 pitchers of beer so we would go there and hang out before really going out for the night.

lrobi13 · June 2014

I have told my husband that if he goes to the strip club he has to come home and pay me the same amount he pays them... win win right?

Since he is tight with his money he doesn't like this rule!

TheOtherJacobsons · June 2014

lrobi13 said: I have told my husband that if he goes to the strip club he has to come home and pay me the same amount he pays them... win win right?Since he is tight with his money he doesn't like this rule! Remind him that there is sex in the Campaign Room at home. I think it's a win!

pushgal84 · June 2014

Wino411 said:

jalara48 said:

apk4 said:

Don't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.
[-X

*sigh*

Why do you say things like that? You know I have to now!

- the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards) -

There is no way on earth that anyone every decided this was a good idea. Seriously. Why? Why! Why! Why!

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

Apparently, a "Porky Piggin" is the follow up act of intercourse after the Hot Pocket has been performed. Ya know, just to make sure it's all good and in there.... barf!

GretchenWeiners7 · June 2014

I just caught up on all of this. What. The. Hell.

Who seriously comes up with this stuff!

And @jalara48 I am totally with you on becoming an awesome pole dancer. I did a few pole fitness classes before getting KU & I would just be in awe of the instructors. How do you make your body do those things!

bumpuser10309732 · June 2014

Wow wtf happened there?! Question, i don't understand the hot pocket thing. Why don't you just do it in the butt at that point? Some kinky things make zero sense. Does this mean no one has seen two girls one cup? If so don't do one guy one cup. You can't un see someone consuming human waste...

shelly2314 · June 2014

I ate some medium rare roast beef. I couldn't help myself. SIGH

Littledeer84 · June 2014

Man, I used to gross people out explaining the grilled cheese - but this thread got nasty!

Lauren1184 · June 2014

Littledeer84 said:
Man, I used to gross people out explaining the grilled cheese - but this thread got nasty!

Grilled cheese? They are delicious, but I don't think you're referring to the sandwich. Explain?

golfingdarwinfish · June 2014

Lauren1184 said:

Man, I used to gross people out explaining the grilled cheese - but this thread got nasty!
Grilled cheese? They are delicious, but I don't think you're referring to the sandwich. Explain?

I don't want to know!! I'm not ready to have grilled cheese ruined!!

TheOtherJacobsons · June 2014

I almost had a grilled cheese for lunch

golfingdarwinfish · June 2014

FamousEa said:

I think I want grilled cheese for dinner now...

I want ice cream on a warm belgian waffle. Hmmm, I did have a massive green juice as part of my lunch (which was fairly small), but I think I'd still feel guilty having one. Maybe I can convince DH to split one with me post dinner. I am going to walk the golf course with him shortly, so at least I'd get a bit of walking in prior to consumption.....

/end rationalization ramblings

fireflyrebirth · June 2014

I kind of regret catching up on this thread today....

golfingdarwinfish · June 2014

jalara48 said:

I really want to try making a grilled pear/gorgonzola/brie sandwich. Doesn't that sound awesome?

Although probably not what you were talking about . . .

@jalara48

I've actually made a grilled pear/brie/black cherry preserve panini a few times. Orgasmic!!!!!!!!!

ETA: It was pretty good with nutella instead of the preserves!

Littledeer84 · June 2014

Grilled cheese: oral sex on a female while she has a yeast infection

Littledeer84 · June 2014

Don't hate me!

TheOtherJacobsons · June 2014

Yowza... I'll have the grilled cheese hold the cottage cheese please...

TheOtherJacobsons · June 2014

dorothyzbornak97 said:

If y'all are looking for more entertainment, there's lots of BSC on the 2nd tri board today...

@dorothyzbornak97 took me all of 2 seconds to find it and that was my first visit to a tri board. Wow, just wow.

Lauren1184 · June 2014

Nicb13 said:

Lauren1184 said:

Littledeer84 said:
Man, I used to gross people out explaining the grilled cheese - but this thread got nasty!
Grilled cheese? They are delicious, but I don't think you're referring to the sandwich. Explain?

You and I are always the ones asking for an explanation on these terms! Glad it's not just me!

I'm so curious, even if it's gross I just need to know!

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