October 2014 Moms

~~FFFC~~

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  • Mine today is that I haven't told my dad that I'm engaged, or that we are getting married next month. I just don't feel a need to let him know. I don't speak with him much, but he does know I'm expecting.

    I don't see him as a grandpa figure and I don't want him to ever visit. Honestly, I feel sad for him. I guess my big confession is that I don't even think I would be affected in any way when he passes on.

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    Found her...  8-|
    Ooh, can you guys give me a hint?!
    Look at what thread Nicb posted on right before she first posted on this one. That's how I figured it out.

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  • Maybe she's just mad that we ruined her fantasy that stretch marks are preventable? 

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  • edited June 2014
    apk4 said:

    Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.

    Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?

    1.) I don't think it was too serious. I hate that you have to feel that way, but it sounds like you have your reasons. I have family members that I have cut out of my life for good reason, and I never judge anyone for that. You have to do what's right for you. 

    2.) WHAT?! Link, please!

    https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12371376/gtky-what-is-your-wildest-sexual-fantasy#latest
  • apk4 said:

    Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.

    Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?

    I was honestly preoccupied with finding funny gifs. 

    I have had those thoughts before. Even as far as wanting that outcome sooner rather than later. I am sorry that you are in that place, but at least feeling like it is a confession is good because part of you doesn't really want that to be true.

    FTM - BFP: 1/23/14 - EDD: 10/5/14 - DD Born 9/13/14

  • SusieBW said:
    My FFFC: I'm really blase about this pregnancy.  As I just typed that out about not knowing my weight, it reminded me of all the other differences between this pregnancy and the last one for me, mentally.  Generally, I have to count to figure out how many weeks along I am.  I have no clue what size this baby is right now.  If you look around my house, there is absolutely no evidence to be found that a new baby will be arriving in 3 months, unless you poked around the basement for a while, then you might find an infant carseat and some baby boy clothes boxed up.  Aside from not drinking or smoking pot, I haven't changed my lifestyle or diet much at all, though I did have to change my wardrobe.  All of this is SO DIFFERENT than when I was pregnant with DD.

    It's not that I'm not excited about this baby - I'm thrilled.  I want to get his room ready, I just don't really know where to start, so I haven't done anything.  And it's so hard to find the time and energy to do any of that when I have to worry about a 2 year old.  But it's also not bothering me too much that nothing is done - it'll get there eventually.  I do feel bad that I put so much effort and time and everything into DD's room, and DS is sort of getting shafted in that regard, but I guess maybe I don't feel badly enough to do anything about it yet.  God, that sounds awful.  My house is just so small, and I don't know what to do with all the stuff that's in that room now.  I don't have enough space.  I brought empty boxes home from work this week so I can start cleaning out.  That's something, right?

    This makes sense to me. When I was pregnant with my DD, I didn't have anyone else to worry about. It was just me and H - so all my attention and focus was on having a new baby. This time around, we own a home, have a child already, and a dog. There is a ton to keep me preoccupied. Don't feel bad, I think it's pretty normal for a mom that has BTDT.





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  • apk4 said:
    apk4 said:

    Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.

    Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?

    1.) I don't think it was too serious. I hate that you have to feel that way, but it sounds like you have your reasons. I have family members that I have cut out of my life for good reason, and I never judge anyone for that. You have to do what's right for you. 

    2.) WHAT?! Link, please!

    https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12371376/gtky-what-is-your-wildest-sexual-fantasy#latest
    OMFG.
    Yes!!! This is the type of gem I've been waiting for.





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  • FamousEa said:
    I'm not a prude but Belgian steamer?? image
    Right?! Disgusting! No, you cannot take a dump on my chest. Sorry.





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  • FamousEa said:
    I'm not a prude but Belgian steamer?? image

    Hmm, I've heard people call it a Cleveland Steamer around here.  Who comes up with these names?  The Spiderman, The Superman...do people ACTUALLY do these things?

     

  • apk4 said:
    apk4 said:

    Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.

    Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?

    1.) I don't think it was too serious. I hate that you have to feel that way, but it sounds like you have your reasons. I have family members that I have cut out of my life for good reason, and I never judge anyone for that. You have to do what's right for you. 

    2.) WHAT?! Link, please!

    https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12371376/gtky-what-is-your-wildest-sexual-fantasy#latest
    OMFG.
    Maybe I'm just crazy but I kinda wish we had those kind of discussions here...not the whole "shit on me honey" discussions but just random threads like that. Maybe I'm just not on as much as I was a few years ago but we used to have some awesome discussions on GP/TTGP back in the day.

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  • FamousEa said:
    FamousEa said:
    I'm not a prude but Belgian steamer?? image

    Hmm, I've heard people call it a Cleveland Steamer around here.  Who comes up with these names?  The Spiderman, The Superman...do people ACTUALLY do these things?
    Seriously. I really don't know how shitting on someone is a turn on...

    They have categories for this stuff all over porn sites (not that I look at those or anything ;)) so I guess some people like it.  Anything involving poop is just...no....please, no.

     

  • Just don't read about rosebudding.  I saw an article about it on a feminist blog, read the first paragraph and almost fainted.
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  • Wino411Wino411 member
    edited June 2014
    If y'all are looking for more entertainment, there's lots of BSC on the 2nd tri board today...
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    ETA: dafuq???


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  • youngin12youngin12 member
    edited June 2014
    VCGolfNYC said:
    Just don't read about rosebudding.  I saw an article about it on a feminist blog, read the first paragraph and almost fainted.

    Well, see, now I *have* to go see what that's all about...

    eta: What in this world??? I just can't even wrap my mind around that.

    **TTC since 10/2009** **BFP 4/15/12- Dx Molar Pregnancy- Surgery 5/15/12 & 5/22/12** **BFP 1/23/14- 1st Beta (1/24/14) 171 2nd Beta (1/28/14) 860** Pregnancy Ticker

  • VCGolfNYC said:
    Just don't read about rosebudding.  I saw an article about it on a feminist blog, read the first paragraph and almost fainted.

    Now you got me curious.

     

  • OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf?  That's just not even safe.

     

  • VCGolfNYC said:
    Just don't read about rosebudding.  I saw an article about it on a feminist blog, read the first paragraph and almost fainted.
    I looked it up & OH MY GOD! no. That can't be good.
    DS1 8/11/10 
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    DD 9/26/14
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  • Oh man, I really hope DH doesn't make plans tonight because I am going to be over to the threads you ladies have mentioned! damn work getting in the way!
  • OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf?  That's just not even safe.
    OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!  


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    BFP#2 - EDD 6/14/14 - cp 4w2d

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  • mel689 said:
    VCGolfNYC said:
    Just don't read about rosebudding.  I saw an article about it on a feminist blog, read the first paragraph and almost fainted.
    I looked it up & OH MY GOD! no. That can't be good.
    Ditto.
    :-&





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  • @Wino411 It involves the rectum, I just don't know if I can even say the whole thing.  It doesn't seem pleasurable AT ALL.

     


  • Wino411 said:
    OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf?  That's just not even safe.
    OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!  
    Verb. An extreme form of anal sex when a performer in a porn scene intentionally prolapses her rectum, which another performer then proceeds to french kiss, in effect sucking on the descending colon of the first performer.





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  • @Wino411 It involves the rectum, I just don't know if I can even say the whole thing.  It doesn't seem pleasurable AT ALL.

    Ok, you can stop at rectum! lol. I'm good, don't think I even want to know! 


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    BFP#2 - EDD 6/14/14 - cp 4w2d

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  • Wino411 said:
    OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf?  That's just not even safe.
    OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!  
    I put a safe search on my work computer. I am pretty sure I don't want to find out though. I fear it will be like the time I looked up the Blue Waffle. 

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    I totally forgot about Blue Waffle!  Thanks for bringing back those memories.

     

  • This is terrifying!
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  • Nicb13 said:



    FamousEa said:

    Well FFFC certainly has taken a sharp left turn...

    I'm dying laughing in my cube right now. So glad the office is a ghost town today. I needed this absurdity to speed up my afternoon. Poopin on chests and people making out with colons is not how I pictured my Friday afternoon, but it is what it is!


    Those items are better for Saturday's anyways 8-}

    Or Tuesdays. Tuesdays are so boring anyway. I'll talk to DH about a possible new routine. "Honey! Guess what day it is..."






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  • Don't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.

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  • Actually, since we're talking about asses here. Why does porn have so much anal stuff these days? I feel like it's way more than normal. That and hitting someone's boobs. If that happened to me, I'd be like...

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    I know, it's all over the place.  I mean, doing it in another hole is nothing when you can have someone defecate on your chest or in your mouth.

     

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