Mine today is that I haven't told my dad that I'm engaged, or that we are getting married next month. I just don't feel a need to let him know. I don't speak with him much, but he does know I'm expecting.
I don't see him as a grandpa figure and I don't want him to ever visit. Honestly, I feel sad for him. I guess my big confession is that I don't even think I would be affected in any way when he passes on.
Mayby it's more of an UO than a confession, but I don't mind all the weight threads. I don't open them, but I don't mind them either.
I have nothing to contribute because I know what my starting/pre-pregnancy weight was, and for about 5 minutes after I step on the scale at the OB's office, I know my current weight, and then I promptly forget about it. I have no idea how much I've gained overall, or even how much I may have gained between appointments, only that my OB is fine with whatever those numbers are. If others are stressed about gaining too much or too little, I have nothing to add to such a conversation, so I don't bother.
Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.
Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?
1.) I don't think it was too serious. I hate that you have to feel that way, but it sounds like you have your reasons. I have family members that I have cut out of my life for good reason, and I never judge anyone for that. You have to do what's right for you.
Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.
Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?
I was honestly preoccupied with finding funny gifs.
I have had those thoughts before. Even as far as wanting that outcome sooner rather than later. I am sorry that you are in that place, but at least feeling like it is a confession is good because part of you doesn't really want that to be true.
My FFFC: I'm really blase about this pregnancy. As I just typed that out about not knowing my weight, it reminded me of all the other differences between this pregnancy and the last one for me, mentally. Generally, I have to count to figure out how many weeks along I am. I have no clue what size this baby is right now. If you look around my house, there is absolutely no evidence to be found that a new baby will be arriving in 3 months, unless you poked around the basement for a while, then you might find an infant carseat and some baby boy clothes boxed up. Aside from not drinking or smoking pot, I haven't changed my lifestyle or diet much at all, though I did have to change my wardrobe. All of this is SO DIFFERENT than when I was pregnant with DD.
It's not that I'm not excited about this baby - I'm thrilled. I want to get his room ready, I just don't really know where to start, so I haven't done anything. And it's so hard to find the time and energy to do any of that when I have to worry about a 2 year old. But it's also not bothering me too much that nothing is done - it'll get there eventually. I do feel bad that I put so much effort and time and everything into DD's room, and DS is sort of getting shafted in that regard, but I guess maybe I don't feel badly enough to do anything about it yet. God, that sounds awful. My house is just so small, and I don't know what to do with all the stuff that's in that room now. I don't have enough space. I brought empty boxes home from work this week so I can start cleaning out. That's something, right?
My FFFC: I'm really blase about this pregnancy. As I just typed that out about not knowing my weight, it reminded me of all the other differences between this pregnancy and the last one for me, mentally. Generally, I have to count to figure out how many weeks along I am. I have no clue what size this baby is right now. If you look around my house, there is absolutely no evidence to be found that a new baby will be arriving in 3 months, unless you poked around the basement for a while, then you might find an infant carseat and some baby boy clothes boxed up. Aside from not drinking or smoking pot, I haven't changed my lifestyle or diet much at all, though I did have to change my wardrobe. All of this is SO DIFFERENT than when I was pregnant with DD.
It's not that I'm not excited about this baby - I'm thrilled. I want to get his room ready, I just don't really know where to start, so I haven't done anything. And it's so hard to find the time and energy to do any of that when I have to worry about a 2 year old. But it's also not bothering me too much that nothing is done - it'll get there eventually. I do feel bad that I put so much effort and time and everything into DD's room, and DS is sort of getting shafted in that regard, but I guess maybe I don't feel badly enough to do anything about it yet. God, that sounds awful. My house is just so small, and I don't know what to do with all the stuff that's in that room now. I don't have enough space. I brought empty boxes home from work this week so I can start cleaning out. That's something, right?
This makes sense to me. When I was pregnant with my DD, I didn't have anyone else to worry about. It was just me and H - so all my attention and focus was on having a new baby. This time around, we own a home, have a child already, and a dog. There is a ton to keep me preoccupied. Don't feel bad, I think it's pretty normal for a mom that has BTDT.
Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.
Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?
1.) I don't think it was too serious. I hate that you have to feel that way, but it sounds like you have your reasons. I have family members that I have cut out of my life for good reason, and I never judge anyone for that. You have to do what's right for you.
Hmm, I've heard people call it a Cleveland Steamer around here. Who comes up with these names? The Spiderman, The Superman...do people ACTUALLY do these things?
Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.
Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?
1.) I don't think it was too serious. I hate that you have to feel that way, but it sounds like you have your reasons. I have family members that I have cut out of my life for good reason, and I never judge anyone for that. You have to do what's right for you.
Maybe I'm just crazy but I kinda wish we had those kind of discussions here...not the whole "shit on me honey" discussions but just random threads like that. Maybe I'm just not on as much as I was a few years ago but we used to have some awesome discussions on GP/TTGP back in the day.
Hmm, I've heard people call it a Cleveland Steamer around here. Who comes up with these names? The Spiderman, The Superman...do people ACTUALLY do these things?
Seriously. I really don't know how shitting on someone is a turn on...
They have categories for this stuff all over porn sites (not that I look at those or anything ) so I guess some people like it. Anything involving poop is just...no....please, no.
5 cycles of "TTC" - 3 intentional, 2 not so intentional. 5 BFPs. My rainbow arrived 10/15/14. TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.
Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?
1.) I don't think it was too serious. I hate that you have to feel that way, but it sounds like you have your reasons. I have family members that I have cut out of my life for good reason, and I never judge anyone for that. You have to do what's right for you.
Oh man, I really hope DH doesn't make plans tonight because I am going to be over to the threads you ladies have mentioned! damn work getting in the way!
OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf? That's just not even safe.
OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!
Verb. An extreme form of anal sex when a performer in a porn scene intentionally prolapses her rectum, which another performer then proceeds to french kiss, in effect sucking on the descending colon of the first performer.
OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf? That's just not even safe.
OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!
Verb. An extreme form of anal sex when a performer in a porn scene intentionally prolapses her rectum, which another performer then proceeds to french kiss, in effect sucking on the descending colon of the first performer.
Well at least everyone else will be scarred for life after reading that.
OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf? That's just not even safe.
OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!
I put a safe search on my work computer. I am pretty sure I don't want to find out though. I fear it will be like the time I looked up the Blue Waffle.
OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf? That's just not even safe.
OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!
I put a safe search on my work computer. I am pretty sure I don't want to find out though. I fear it will be like the time I looked up the Blue Waffle.
I totally forgot about Blue Waffle! Thanks for bringing back those memories.
OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf? That's just not even safe.
OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!
Verb. An extreme form of anal sex when a performer in a porn scene intentionally prolapses her rectum, which another performer then proceeds to french kiss, in effect sucking on the descending colon of the first performer.
Me: 34 DH: 34
TTC since Jan '13
BFP#1 - EDD 3/24/14 - d&c 7w5d
BFP#2 - EDD 6/14/14 - cp 4w2d
BFP#3 - EDD 10/28/14 - It's a BOY!!! - Born 10/26/14
OMG I looked up rosebudding, wtf? That's just not even safe.
OMG you guys have to tell what it is... too scared to google it on my work laptop!
Verb. An extreme form of anal sex when a performer in a porn scene intentionally prolapses her rectum, which another performer then proceeds to french kiss, in effect sucking on the descending colon of the first performer.
THIS WAS MY EXACT FACE. WHAT THE FUCK!
::two chest pumps and a peace sign for Jenn:: ~ MrsJudgeyPants
Well FFFC certainly has taken a sharp left turn...
I'm dying laughing in my cube right now. So glad the office is a ghost town today. I needed this absurdity to speed up my afternoon. Poopin on chests and people making out with colons is not how I pictured my Friday afternoon, but it is what it is!
Actually, since we're talking about asses here. Why does porn have so much anal stuff these days? I feel like it's way more than normal. That and hitting someone's boobs. If that happened to me, I'd be like...
Well FFFC certainly has taken a sharp left turn...
I'm dying laughing in my cube right now. So glad the office is a ghost town today. I needed this absurdity to speed up my afternoon. Poopin on chests and people making out with colons is not how I pictured my Friday afternoon, but it is what it is!
Those items are better for Saturday's anyways 8-}
Or Tuesdays. Tuesdays are so boring anyway. I'll talk to DH about a possible new routine. "Honey! Guess what day it is..."
Actually, since we're talking about asses here. Why does porn have so much anal stuff these days? I feel like it's way more than normal. That and hitting someone's boobs. If that happened to me, I'd be like...
I know, it's all over the place. I mean, doing it in another hole is nothing when you can have someone defecate on your chest or in your mouth.
Re: ~~FFFC~~
Mine today is that I haven't told my dad that I'm engaged, or that we are getting married next month. I just don't feel a need to let him know. I don't speak with him much, but he does know I'm expecting.
I don't see him as a grandpa figure and I don't want him to ever visit. Honestly, I feel sad for him. I guess my big confession is that I don't even think I would be affected in any way when he passes on.
I have nothing to contribute because I know what my starting/pre-pregnancy weight was, and for about 5 minutes after I step on the scale at the OB's office, I know my current weight, and then I promptly forget about it. I have no idea how much I've gained overall, or even how much I may have gained between appointments, only that my OB is fine with whatever those numbers are. If others are stressed about gaining too much or too little, I have nothing to add to such a conversation, so I don't bother.
Okay I think my confession was too serious. Sorry guys.
Ps I lurked another board and they are talking about letting a guy poo on them after sex. Ummmmm, what?
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12371376/gtky-what-is-your-wildest-sexual-fantasy#latest
It's not that I'm not excited about this baby - I'm thrilled. I want to get his room ready, I just don't really know where to start, so I haven't done anything. And it's so hard to find the time and energy to do any of that when I have to worry about a 2 year old. But it's also not bothering me too much that nothing is done - it'll get there eventually. I do feel bad that I put so much effort and time and everything into DD's room, and DS is sort of getting shafted in that regard, but I guess maybe I don't feel badly enough to do anything about it yet. God, that sounds awful. My house is just so small, and I don't know what to do with all the stuff that's in that room now. I don't have enough space. I brought empty boxes home from work this week so I can start cleaning out. That's something, right?
Hmm, I've heard people call it a Cleveland Steamer around here. Who comes up with these names? The Spiderman, The Superman...do people ACTUALLY do these things?
**TTC since 10/2009** **BFP 4/15/12- Dx Molar Pregnancy- Surgery 5/15/12 & 5/22/12** **BFP 1/23/14- 1st Beta (1/24/14) 171 2nd Beta (1/28/14) 860**
They have categories for this stuff all over porn sites (not that I look at those or anything
TFMC 08.02.13 at 19+ weeks. Everyday I grieve for my little Olive.
Me: 34 DH: 34
TTC since Jan '13
BFP#1 - EDD 3/24/14 - d&c 7w5d
BFP#2 - EDD 6/14/14 - cp 4w2d
BFP#3 - EDD 10/28/14 - It's a BOY!!! - Born 10/26/14
Well, see, now I *have* to go see what that's all about...
eta: What in this world??? I just can't even wrap my mind around that.
**TTC since 10/2009** **BFP 4/15/12- Dx Molar Pregnancy- Surgery 5/15/12 & 5/22/12** **BFP 1/23/14- 1st Beta (1/24/14) 171 2nd Beta (1/28/14) 860**
Now you got me curious.
This can't be real life right now. I may not be a fuckin minx in the bedroom, but JFC.
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12371376/gtky-what-is-your-wildest-sexual-fantasy#latest
OMFG.
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I'm cracking up at the girl whose wildest fantasy is to have sex on the couch. ROFL.
DS2 8/21/12
DD 9/26/14
Baby #4 edd 2/11/19
Me: 34 DH: 34
TTC since Jan '13
BFP#1 - EDD 3/24/14 - d&c 7w5d
BFP#2 - EDD 6/14/14 - cp 4w2d
BFP#3 - EDD 10/28/14 - It's a BOY!!! - Born 10/26/14
:-&
@Wino411 It involves the rectum, I just don't know if I can even say the whole thing. It doesn't seem pleasurable AT ALL.
Me: 34 DH: 34
TTC since Jan '13
BFP#1 - EDD 3/24/14 - d&c 7w5d
BFP#2 - EDD 6/14/14 - cp 4w2d
BFP#3 - EDD 10/28/14 - It's a BOY!!! - Born 10/26/14
I totally forgot about Blue Waffle! Thanks for bringing back those memories.
Me: 34 DH: 34
TTC since Jan '13
BFP#1 - EDD 3/24/14 - d&c 7w5d
BFP#2 - EDD 6/14/14 - cp 4w2d
BFP#3 - EDD 10/28/14 - It's a BOY!!! - Born 10/26/14
Those items are better for Saturday's anyways 8-}
Or Tuesdays. Tuesdays are so boring anyway. I'll talk to DH about a possible new routine. "Honey! Guess what day it is..."
Don't look up Alabama Hot Pocket.
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