I am truly terrified to be having a girl. I have two nieces and they love me to death. But my motherly role models sucked at life (except my mil who passed away). I don't really know what a healthy mother daughter relationship "looks like". I think I also can't come around to the idea of a girl because I feel like at my next ultra sound my ob is going to tell me it's a boy. (The tech is the one who told me girl)
Ditto, also scared shitless of having a girl my mother was awful and I have to have the "talk me off a ledge convo" with my DH every other day about how scary having a girl is.
I think I've mentioned before that my OB is easy on the eyes. I had an appt yesterday, and he was wearing (somewhat fitted) scrubs. Definitely tried to scope out his bulge/package
Am I the boy one that got to see the magic fountain tits? I feel special!
Also hooray for someone else using the phrase. I dropped it once and it was less than warmly received!
My sister used it once on me within earshot of DH, now he uses it all the time. Loving the fountain tits.
AGREED! I'm so sorry that happened. I would have probably just sat in the vehicle crying.
Thank you!! I didn't know what to do, I called DH and he cheered me up. He said it was nothing a little soap, water and disinfectant couldn't fix. If it wasn't for him, I would have definitely sat in the car crying.
I'm just sitting here trippin'
So dude bends over and poops? How does this turn him on? What do you do with the poo afterwards? I'm
A need to know kinda girl. I need facts.
I'm with you on this one @lisaren. I do not understand this in the slightest. It even seems a little degrading to me. And I also kind of call bullshit... I just can't believe that people actually do this.
FFFFFFC I think someone who wants to play with shit in any way has deep rooted psychological problems. I knew a kid in college who painted his wall with poop. Disturbed.
The more I talk about it the weirder and more ashamed I feel lol.
Kllopez1221 Don't feel ashamed...!! Kudos for being so brave and satisfying your man! I've seen porn pics where people pee right into someones mouth! You didn't eat it, right???
@Kllopez1221 no hiding necessary! Own it! At the end of the day it's between you and hubby. Just because the rest of us aren't that open doesn't mean you have to feel embarrassed!
ETA: I don't think anyone is being a hater. I just liked this gif.
@Kllopez1221 - no hiding allowed! My husband would never be into that and I'm not either BUT I totally think what happens between a couple in the bedroom is their choice. There are some things that totally turn me on that I know people would think are odd...
NinerGirl52 Awww! Thanks!! you guys need to let me know if you can't see the pic! I can't remember if I posted that on my blackberry (yes I still use a blackberry, I LOVE IT!) or on my PC... ~pic fail & gif fail queen~
I used to have a friend that was a phone sex operator and you would not believe some of the fetishes/ fantasies some people have. She used to let me listen in to the calls (her side only) via Skype and we would usually just piss ourselves laughing after she hung up.
She made a lot of money, though...
Omg, I really considered this "occupation" for a while after I graduated college. I hated my job and thought, hey, why the hell couldn't I be a phone sex operator? My husband thought it was too weird though so that didn't work out lol!
I think I've mentioned before that my OB is easy on the eyes. I had an appt yesterday, and he was wearing (somewhat fitted) scrubs. Definitely tried to scope out his bulge/package
...Classy.
This is the best!! We got our bathroom renovated a few months ago and our contractor was so HOT! It took way longer than it was supposed to, and DH kept complaining about why it wasn't done yet, and I was like "it's okay, it's better for it to be done right than done fast", meanwhile ogling the contractor every.single.day. I'm pretty sure he busted me staring at his abs one day while he was reaching up to do something and his shirt came up a bit. Tall, gorgeous, swimmer's body, just one fine specimen of a man.
I should not have read this thread directly after lunch...
My FFFC: I'm old and apparently way vanilla in the sack. But I think I'm okay with that. Actually, I am very okay with that. Mad props to all of you adventurous ladies, but no, and no. (and no).
(backs out slowly, as I spent $15 on said lunch today and don't want to lose it--and I almost ordered a chocolate milkshake to go--oh, the irony).
Me: 42, DH: 40; Surprise BFP 4/27/2011; no heartbeat at 9w3d, we miss you, Baby Manatee; D&C 6/1/2011; AF returned 6/26/2011; Ready to try for our take-home baby. 7/24/2011--BFP! Peanut born March 2012; BFP: 7/31/2013!; blighted ovum at 7 weeks 8/26/2013. Holy Cannoli! BFP 2/23/2014. EDD 11/6/2014!
FFFC: Last weekend I asked my husband to buy me 3 kinds of ice cream bars (yes, 3). Being the wonderful DH he is he went to the grocery store and comes back with 3 store brand (not blue bunny) ice cream bars and one of them was the wrong one. I seriously teared up I was so sad. I swear I'm not a brat and fortunately the store brand was just as good as blue bunny.
My hormones don't get too whacky very often, and I felt so bad afterwards for crying over ice cream.
*TW*
Me:35 DH:35 Dx: PCOS DS1 born 11/2014 DS2 born 11/2018 3 previous losses Rainbow babydue 12/2021 - Team Green
I detest the thought of having to go to the hospital to have this kid because I'll be there 1-2 nights minimum and I just don't think I can handle my life without my dog. He's slept in our bed since he was 9 weeks old and he'll be so sad. I bawl every time I think about it lol. 8-}
Whatever consenting adults do in private is okay by me. I think it is very brave of you to just go with something like that. I think a lot of people have fantasies that they never act on or even talk about- even with their spouse. You only get one life so why not live it up. Kudos to you.
I think I've mentioned before that my OB is easy on the eyes. I had an appt yesterday, and he was wearing (somewhat fitted) scrubs. Definitely tried to scope out his bulge/package
...Classy.
This is the best!! We got our bathroom renovated a few months ago and our contractor was so HOT! It took way longer than it was supposed to, and DH kept complaining about why it wasn't done yet, and I was like "it's okay, it's better for it to be done right than done fast", meanwhile ogling the contractor every.single.day. I'm pretty sure he busted me staring at his abs one day while he was reaching up to do something and his shirt came up a bit. Tall, gorgeous, swimmer's body, just one fine specimen of a man.
One of the perks of having a bi husband (and being bi myself). We totally check out hot people together! :x
I have two fffc: 1. I am looking forward to being in the hospital again when I have this baby because the food is pretty good. You get a little menu and can call and order whatever you want, whenever you want.
2. I emailed the Olive Garden today to see when their never-ending pasta bowl is coming back.
I swear, all I ever think about is food. What the eff?
I'm not really going to hide. I can totally see why people would think I would feel degraded. The reason I don't is because I know how much my DH respects and loves me. What he did had nothing to do with how much he he loves and respects me. But I definitely understand how some people would feel that way. Anywho. Still love all you bishes.
This was why I asked earlier if it's always the man doing the steaming or if it works both ways. I was trying to look for the larger symbolism behind it, in my typical nerdy way. I honestly had heard of this before (just didn't know the specific name) but had never until now heard of anyone actually doing it. As a "vanilla sex" gal, I'm always taken aback when I hear about stuff like this. It sounds like you and DH have a good relationship, so hey, TETO.
I agree...to each their own in the sack.
I have two fffc:
1. I am looking forward to being in the hospital again when I have this baby because the food is pretty good. You get a little menu and can call and order whatever you want, whenever you want.
2. I emailed the Olive Garden today to see when their never-ending pasta bowl is coming back.
I swear, all I ever think about is food. What the eff?
I found out today the hospital I am delivering at brings you and SO filet mignon dinners after the birth. I'm dreading it a little less now.
Ours has sushi!!!!! I'm actually excited. I know this is probably the last thing I'll think about after labor, but for now it's kind of fun to think about.
I found out today the hospital I am delivering at brings you and SO filet mignon dinners after the birth. I'm dreading it a little less now.
Ours has sushi!!!!! I'm actually excited. I know this is probably the last thing I'll think about after labor, but for now it's kind of fun to think about.
The hospital I am delivering at does filet mignon and crab cakes. I would only be happier if it was filet and crab legs. And key lime pie for dessert. But hey, I'll take the filet & crab cake, if I have to. They also have volunteer massage therapists and volunteers who give pedicures.
My confession: I don't want pictures of me right now because my bump is smaller than it was 3 weeks ago and I don't like it. I lost 6 pounds from 6/6 to 6/11. I'm eating plenty, but I'm actually pooping on the reg for the first time in...well...ever. I know the 6 pounds was from my beach binge - I ate all the things for 4 days and didn't poop once. Now I'm going at least once a day, sometimes twice.
In addition to not liking the look of the smaller bump, I am also now very paranoid (again) that something is wrong. I had my a/s on 6/11, and I know baby is healthy, and I feel him bumping around in there every day. But it used to be more firm and now it is squishy again. I did read about bumps and know that the size, shape and feel can change from day to day, and yes it can get smaller, and yes that is fine, and don't compare yours to someone elses. I also read the threads on here and know that other women worry just like I do. But, I still worry. PGAL brain, I guess. And being high risk and knowing they are concerned about growth, even though he is perfectly on track right now, also makes me worry.
I was choosing between two hospitals and I even though I definitely preferred one hospital over the other, I was torn because the other hospital has a Chipotle across the street...
Re: FFFC
...Classy.
It's twin girls!! Born on 11-2-14!
My sister used it once on me within earshot of DH, now he uses it all the time. Loving the fountain tits.
Utterly confused.
Thank you!! I didn't know what to do, I called DH and he cheered me up. He said it was nothing a little soap, water and disinfectant couldn't fix. If it wasn't for him, I would have definitely sat in the car crying.
So dude bends over and poops? How does this turn him on? What do you do with the poo afterwards? I'm
A need to know kinda girl. I need facts.
Formerly Aaren91011
Don't feel ashamed...!! Kudos for being so brave and satisfying your man!
I've seen porn pics where people pee right into someones mouth!
You didn't eat it, right???
ETA: I don't think anyone is being a hater. I just liked this gif.
Would I do it? Noooooooo
I can't even poo in public places.
~pic fail & gif fail queen~
Me: 42, DH: 40; Surprise BFP 4/27/2011; no heartbeat at 9w3d, we miss you, Baby Manatee; D&C 6/1/2011; AF returned 6/26/2011; Ready to try for our take-home baby. 7/24/2011--BFP! Peanut born March 2012; BFP: 7/31/2013!; blighted ovum at 7 weeks 8/26/2013. Holy Cannoli! BFP 2/23/2014. EDD 11/6/2014!
Dx: PCOS
DS1 born 11/2014
DS2 born 11/2018
3 previous losses
Rainbow baby due 12/2021 - Team Green
I have two fffc:
1. I am looking forward to being in the hospital again when I have this baby because the food is pretty good. You get a little menu and can call and order whatever you want, whenever you want.
2. I emailed the Olive Garden today to see when their never-ending pasta bowl is coming back.
I swear, all I ever think about is food. What the eff?
=D>
The hospital I am delivering at does filet mignon and crab cakes. I would only be happier if it was filet and crab legs. And key lime pie for dessert. But hey, I'll take the filet & crab cake, if I have to.
In addition to not liking the look of the smaller bump, I am also now very paranoid (again) that something is wrong. I had my a/s on 6/11, and I know baby is healthy, and I feel him bumping around in there every day. But it used to be more firm and now it is squishy again. I did read about bumps and know that the size, shape and feel can change from day to day, and yes it can get smaller, and yes that is fine, and don't compare yours to someone elses. I also read the threads on here and know that other women worry just like I do. But, I still worry. PGAL brain, I guess. And being high risk and knowing they are concerned about growth, even though he is perfectly on track right now, also makes me worry.
Man, I miss my rx Xanax sometimes.