What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone in real life?
i went out drinking with a friend and we picked up some guys. they had a hot tub so we started fooling around and when i discovered his dick was teeny, i lit-rally laughed out loud and grabbed my friend and made like a rubber ball. it was obvious he was really embarrassed.
I've trained my frail baby-like hair to 1x a week (GROSS, IKR?). my hair is much softer now and less oily. i'm thinking about changing my regiment again, though, to pure coconut oil but i haven't looked into it enough, yet.
What is the longest length of time you have gone without bathing?
There's definitely been a good 3 day stretch. whenever i get "bummed out", I try to take a shower because it helps my mood. i at least freshen the main parts, pits tits and clit and use deodorant and body spray. you'd never know!
If you could change anything about your life, what would it be?
my LIFE>!? I would really love all my goals to be accomplished like a degree of some sorts just WAITING for me to use it and a house that suits our family and all my debt paid, including some personal ones.
Does this picture of my daughter's cat help you feel like you know him and have met him?
(He was sitting like that for about 10 minutes watching his girl ride her bike.)
lolololol!!!! i feel like he's plotting to murder you.
o.i'm thinking way too logically about this because i'm relating sex to the fact that his body reflects he works out which means he must have good stamina and good stamina is ...good.
omgah i'd like to thank @tashad18 for nominating me @baconface for nominating me again @ursidae for loving my gifs @elllaf for hearting me and @BJ for being the mother of bumps. my list of thanks will most definitely increase as time increases and i'm hoping the pinnacle of my bump days will be when i can drunk bump on the internet (counts as not drinking alone).
You are in in the jungle with your father and your best friend, with no cell phones or ability to contact civilization. They both get bitten by a venomous snake, and you only have enough anti-venom for one of them.
Who gets it?
Easy because I don't have a best friend, other than FI and that doesn't count, right? I don't think it counts.
Say you have a friend who has a boss that constantly makes degrading jokes about democrats, and this friend has made the decision to no longer ignore these incessant, ignorant, blasphemous jokes....what would a good come back be? #askingforafriend
assuming this boss is a republican, i'd probably just troll him by leaving republican jesus around his common areas and possibly his windshield. if this friend didn't care about her job, i'd tell her to make references to starting war under false pretenses, profits > people, hypocrisies in huge political issues and of course, inequality because white man is above all. all in the name of God.
Does this picture of my daughter's cat help you feel like you know him and have met him? (He was sitting like that for about 10 minutes watching his girl ride her bike.)
lolololol!!!! i feel like he's plotting to murder you.
You're right, he is. He effing hates me. WHY DOES HE HATE ME?! He loves his mama so much, seeks her out for snuggles and even sits on the closed toilet to have tea with her while she takes a bath. Me? I touch him and he gives me dirty looks and walks away. Why?
no i never "saw" anything. it wasn't really like that...the visuals were more like, swirly. you could definitely get lost in it. it was super chill. everything was so much brighter and fascinating. i could FEEL vibes / colors / sounds.
Re: TURN DOWN FOR @weljadraak's AMA!!!!
You're right, he is. He effing hates me. WHY DOES HE HATE ME?! He loves his mama so much, seeks her out for snuggles and even sits on the closed toilet to have tea with her while she takes a bath. Me? I touch him and he gives me dirty looks and walks away. Why?