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mhlocke said:

Brunette, blond, red, black, or other?

bald. everything.  shave it all.  support aerodynamics.

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mhlocke said:

Favorite sport?

sports, lol

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Brandontricia said:

Wendy's or McDonalds?

ba-da-ba-ba-ba! 

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Brandontricia said:

What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone in real life?

i went out drinking with a friend and we picked up some guys.  they had a hot tub so we started fooling around and when i discovered his dick was teeny, i lit-rally laughed out loud and grabbed my friend and made like a rubber ball.  it was obvious he was really embarrassed.  

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tashad18 said:

Hot coffee, iced coffee, no coffee?

hot coffee, by the pot! 

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Brandontricia said:

List the original starburst from favorite to least favorite.

ermmm the yellow one, the red one, the orange one, the pink one? IDK!! wwjd.

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tashad18 said:

Who would you like to meet? What would you wear to meet them?

i'd like to meet my dopplegangers and i'd probably wear my bathing suit because it's so stickyhott right now and i want to go swimming.

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Brandontricia said:

How often do you wash your hair?

I've trained my frail baby-like hair to 1x a week (GROSS, IKR?). my hair is much softer now and less oily.  i'm thinking about changing my regiment again, though, to pure coconut oil but i haven't looked into it enough, yet.  

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tashad18 said:

If you could play any t.v. or movie character, who would it be and why?

taissa farmiga's character in the upcoming AHS "Freak Show" because that show is the bomb and i like her face and her name.

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tashad18 said:

If you could play any t.v. or movie character, who would it be and why?

taissa farmiga's character in the upcoming AHS "Freak Show" because that show is the bomb and i like her face and her name.

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tashad18 said:

What color are your toenails?

dey are toenail color.  

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PixiesDust said:

Do you do a double take everytime you see @mhlocke siggy pic and think it's @trackgirlparis ?

there is definitely an uncanny resemblance.  i wonder what @mhlocke and @trackgirlparis think?  I think we need a side-by-side of them 

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Brandontricia said:

What is the longest length of time you have gone without bathing?

There's definitely been a good 3 day stretch.  whenever i get "bummed out", I try to take a shower because it helps my mood.  i at least freshen the main parts, pits tits and clit and use deodorant and body spray.  you'd never know!

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Brandontricia said:

Do you like your sheets warm or cold when you get in bed? What about pillow?

cold. all cold. warm is like...used.

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Brandontricia said:

What do you look like? Pip

BTDT but I'm a creeeeeeeeeeep.  I'm a weirdoooooooooo. 

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DanceM said:

If you could change anything about your life, what would it be?

my LIFE>!? I would really love all my goals to be accomplished like a degree of some sorts just WAITING for me to use it and a house that suits our family and all my debt paid, including some personal ones.

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has615 said:

Do you think Steven Colbert and Danny Tanner have a striking resemblance? 

LOL. kinda but not really though, no.  and just 'cause this is hilarious to me:

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sleepy33 said:

Did you know that I miss your old sig pic gif with your cray cray adorbs baby in the swing?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEES thanks! ...but winter is 0v3r.

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Jenball717 said:

Does this picture of my daughter's cat help you feel like you know him and have met him? (He was sitting like that for about 10 minutes watching his girl ride her bike.)

lolololol!!!! i feel like he's plotting to murder you.

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Connorsmama2006 said:

How much do you want to sex him?

o.i'm thinking way too logically about this because i'm relating sex to the fact that his body reflects he works out which means he must have good stamina and good stamina is ...good.

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Connorsmama2006 said:

Follow up question: How much do I want to sex him?

you've built more than one fantasy surrounding zac efron and have also published several works of erotica under a pseudonym. 

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Connorsmama2006 said:

#justkidding #butseriously

i knowwww.  i had an emergency but clearly i've been back.

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Connorsmama2006 said:

Well, nothing is that shocking with Miley! Making out with a life size Barbie in a swimming pool might do it

if that barbie is life-sized, then i am fucking huge.

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Connorsmama2006 said:

Which celebrity does your SO most resemble? Extra points for PIP!

HAHA OMG i JUST found his celebrity doppleganger the other day.  

It is FI on the left and Jeremy Miller (kid from Growing Pains)

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afolske106 said:

Top 5 favorite bumpies?

omgah i'd like to thank @tashad18 for nominating me @baconface for nominating me again @ursidae for loving my gifs @elllaf for hearting me and @BJ for being the mother of bumps.  my list of thanks will most definitely increase as time increases and i'm hoping the pinnacle of my bump days will be when i can drunk bump on the internet (counts as not drinking alone). 

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afolske106 said:

3 most important things you will teach LO?

1. be yourself

2. take your time

3. stay young

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afolske106 said:

Dream-dream vacation & realistic-dream vacation?

Dream-dream would be the moon and hell, why not just thrown in a few orbits around the solar system.  Realistic-dream would be a eurotrip.

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baconface said:

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baconface said:

You are in in the jungle with your father and your best friend, with no cell phones or ability to contact civilization. They both get bitten by a venomous snake, and you only have enough anti-venom for one of them.

Who gets it?

Easy because I don't have a best friend, other than FI and that doesn't count, right?  I don't think it counts. 

Well let's say it counts then.

FI, sorry dad.

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baconface said:

What is your favorite Simon & Garfunkel song?

The Sound of Silence!

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baconface said:

Would you rather fight 1 Paul Simon-sized pug or 100 pug-sized Paul Simons?

100 pug-sized Paul Simons but I'd just fashion them with guitars and make them sing for me.

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Amjoy25 said:

Am I cringing because you can't decide between Debbie Gibson and Belinda Carlisle?

Probably...growing up 80s child problems.

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Amjoy25 said:

Say you have a friend who has a boss that constantly makes degrading jokes about democrats, and this friend has made the decision to no longer ignore these incessant, ignorant, blasphemous jokes....what would a good come back be? #askingforafriend

assuming this boss is a republican, i'd probably just troll him by leaving republican jesus around his common areas and possibly his windshield.  if this friend didn't care about her job, i'd tell her to make references to starting war under false pretenses, profits > people, hypocrisies in huge political issues and of course, inequality because white man is above all. all in the name of God.

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Weljadraak said:

Jenball717 said:

Does this picture of my daughter's cat help you feel like you know him and have met him?
(He was sitting like that for about 10 minutes watching his girl ride her bike.)

lolololol!!!! i feel like he's plotting to murder you.

You're right, he is. He effing hates me. WHY DOES HE HATE ME?! He loves his mama so much, seeks her out for snuggles and even sits on the closed toilet to have tea with her while she takes a bath. Me? I touch him and he gives me dirty looks and walks away. Why?

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baconface said:

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baconface said:

Debbie Gibson or Belinda Carlisle?

Wow, way not my time at all.  Belinda Carlisle because it's fun to say BUH LIN DAH

Follow-up: Do I feel ancient right now?

Do you think I could get a historical plaque to hang around my neck?

no, we're only a decade apart and that plaque sounds really uncomfortable so i'm going to recommend a light wood like balsa

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baconface said:

Any crazy stories from an acid trip?

no i never "saw" anything.  it wasn't really like that...the visuals were more like, swirly.  you could definitely get lost in it.  it was super chill.  everything was so much brighter and fascinating.  i could FEEL vibes / colors / sounds.  

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carriet2018 said:

sorry busy day! i havent read through yet but assuming no one stole my questions

favorite/least favorite shark?

it was seriously the same as @baconface ::shakes fist at you::

my steam mop is pretty sweet though

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carriet2018 said:

favorite/least favorite tree?

trees, hmmmm.  i like big trees like oak trees.  I'd love to one day see the redwoods.  NO LEAST FAVORITE.  (tree hugger)

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carriet2018 said:

favorite/least favorite tree?

trees, hmmmm.  i like big trees like oak trees.  I'd love to one day see the redwoods.  NO LEAST FAVORITE.  (tree hugger)

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carriet2018 said:

favorite physical/personality trait about you and DH?

Me physical is my neck, personality is my thoughtfulness.  FI physical is his dimples ::gushes:: and his personality is his friendliness.

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afolske106 said:

Republican, Democrat, Independent, or you don't really care?

I identify most as an Independent.  I agree with what I agree with regardless of party.