...because I don't want to wait (and you don't want me to hold out until it's really Friday). Also, I'm pregnant, I do what I want!!
A couple days ago, in one of my horribly whining awful childish/emotional days, I said that I can't wait to have my body back to it being *MINE*. I'm sick of getting randomly vag punched and/or rib kicked. Especially at the same time. The fact that this happens inside my body, at the same time that I get it from outside my body (our foster dog is not good with personal space) is too much when exhaustion and hormones kick in.
In response to this, DH has decided that I should be sent on vacation right after giving birth. To someplace warm and beachlike. Alone. At first I was like, "fuck you, I have housed this monster for 9 months, I should get to enjoy squishing it" but now I think I may agree with wanting some pure "me time". MotY?!
Also, I had sushi for dinner last night... ...and breakfast this morning.
Re: FFFC
The only reason I'm getting more gung ho on breastfeeding this baby is because I know it'll be damn convenient for our trips to the lake late August - Sept/Oct, and IF I did it for a year (which is highly unlikely) May-July of next year.
Before I thought of how nice it would be to not bring bottles on the boat I was going to most likely FF from the start. Then I thought how nice to not have to deal with bottles at the lake. Now I'm googling breastfeeding videos and perusing Kellymom like it's my job. It's purely for my own convenience.
One of DD's favorite things to do is to walk up to our boxers and shove her face in their faces and let them lick like crazy. I do nothing to stop this. Puppy kisses are the best.
I think that's my new low. At least for this month.
If today is FFFC what the crap are we supposed to do around here tomorrow?
ETA: Unless today is actually FFTC. Which I would totally approve of.
There are many, many FFTCs in that sentence.
They have Dog of the Day awards???? I want to take my dogs to daycare just for this. I love it.
BFP#1: 08/30/12 EDD 04/30/12 m/c 09/04/12 6wks
BFP#2: 01/27/13 EDD 10/06/13 missed m/c 02/25/13 9wks
BFP#3: 10/30/13 EDD 07/05/14 Our little dude was born on 07/10/14 @ 2:19p
I refer to my nightly Klondike as a routine, not a craving.
DH goes out midnight tonight and I can hardly wait so I can get out my vibrator.