If eating pineapple induced labor I would have gone early with both my kids. But then again I didn't rub it on my skin or shove it up my hoo ha. Perhaps that is why it didn't work. Damn where was this thread with my other pregnancies!?
Damn. You know a thread is going to be good when the app won't even let you open it. Pineapple for everyone! Eat it, wear it, shove it up to your cervix. Maybe if all our baby daddies eat it, sex will actually induce labor.
HEY! Now that is an idea!! Because we know sperm softens the cervix....and what dudes eat affects the way their sperm tastes....sooooo...double whammy win!!!!!
Damn. You know a thread is going to be good when the app won't even let you open it. Pineapple for everyone! Eat it, wear it, shove it up to your cervix. Maybe if all our baby daddies eat it, sex will actually induce labor.
HEY! Now that is an idea!! Because we know sperm softens the cervix....and what dudes eat affects the way their sperm tastes....sooooo...double whammy win!!!!!
I know what my H is eating for the entire month of June!
Do you just have to be near the fresh pineapple? Do you have to eat it? Do you rub it all over you like the lotion from Silence of the Lambs? Inquiring minds needs to know.
I've been shoving the whole thing up my hoo-ha 3x a day since I hit 37 weeks. No signs of labor yet but it's only been 2 days.
I'm still new at this but I'll share what i've learned so far: Put it in top down. Also, never put it in sideways.
Damn! I've just been putting the odd piece or two up there. I used the canned kind. SHOULD I SWITCH TO FREAH?!
My dd is currently eating pineapple....how does this affect my chances of going into labor soon? Most I'll get out of it is sloppy two year old pineapple kisses later.
I just let my entire left arm fall asleep so I could read my phone at an awkward angle because it's on the charger just so I could read this whole thread. Thanks for the laugh ladies! Now I need to buy some pineapple, I'll be 38 weeks Friday so I guess I need to get a move on!
Re: Eating fresh pineapple to help induce labor?
Lol sorry i meant to put DD now reading it it does sound pretty funny with Dh
Pineapple for everyone! Eat it, wear it, shove it up to your cervix. Maybe if all our baby daddies eat it, sex will actually induce labor.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
HEY! Now that is an idea!! Because we know sperm softens the cervix....and what dudes eat affects the way their sperm tastes....sooooo...double whammy win!!!!!
I know what my H is eating for the entire month of June!
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
Omg! I MUST have this!!
But I didn't know they made them for pineapples.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.