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Hesterlicious · May 2014

DH woke up yelly ( it's totally a word now) so I am hiding outside.

Hesterlicious · May 2014

It's finally nice enough outside on a day where I don't work so I'm taking the kids to the park!

my5sons · May 2014

NarwhalBacon said:

Do you know what my kid ate instead of the cookie?

Fucking whole wheat bread. Nobody likes that shit.

That's weird but impressive!

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slednecksmomma · May 2014

@justaphase your cat is cute! I tend to be a sucker for evil siamese/snowshoe cats.

LuckyDad · May 2014

NellyBluth said:
When I told Mh about the ttgp drama earlier this week, his reaction was, "you silly bitches got catfished by a dude, didn't you?"

His reactions are the best.

Dudes are the worst.

LuckyDad · May 2014

NarwhalBacon said:
Do you know what my kid ate instead of the cookie?

Fucking whole wheat bread. Nobody likes that shit.

I do, toasted with butter

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fancynewbeesly · May 2014

Reese always wants the most complicated foods.

For lunch today she wanted ham. (Bacon, hot dogs and pork roll---all which loves AREN'T ham and wouldn't suffice). She wanted a spiral ham. You know the kind that you get MAYBE 3 times a year.

So I told her that we didn't have it. She said that Uncle Rob (my BIL who usually hosts the holidays and coincidentally always serves ham at the holidays) has ham and that we should go there.

She had milk for lunch.

Monkeybabe · May 2014

I love whole wheat bread. It has so much more flavor than white bread.

I figured out that I can get my kid to eat like 3 times as much food, if I let her use an adult fork. Fuck.Yes. I've got a 20 pound 2 year old, so this is good news for me.

I'm heading out for zumba in about 40 minutes. I'm hoping to do the children's museum later today. I've been letting Z use electronics way too much lately and I want to do something out of the house, as a family, since my H will play video games all day if we're home.

NarwhalBacon · May 2014

LuckyDad said:

Do you know what my kid ate instead of the cookie?

Fucking whole wheat bread. Nobody likes that shit.
I do, toasted with butter

Well, yeah, if you put butter on it.

Monkeybabe · May 2014

I never had whole wheat until I moved out. I can't remember why I decided to buy it, but it blew my mind, lol.

NarwhalBacon · May 2014

I force myself to eat whole wheat because fat. It does not taste good.

NarwhalBacon · May 2014

Pretnetious whole wheat lovers.

LuckyDad · May 2014

pobrecita said:
I dunno, my dude took care of my kid all week while I was at work and let me sleep in until 10 today.

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man!

fancynewbeesly · May 2014

Another team whole wheat or multigrain bread. Actually our family's favorites are pumpernickel and rye.

algalphys · May 2014

@Starearedkid‌ hope all stay healthy at your place
@ready-or-not‌ periods?!? Oh lord no! I don't even want to think about that shit!
@slednecksmomma‌ hope you and DH can talk soon. We are having our fair share of troubles here too. Between me going back to work early from mat leave, him working shift work and me trying to find a new sitter things are a little tense here.
@LuckyDad‌ and @haygurlhay‌ bite me! I'd give my left tit for temps in the 90s. It's supposed to be 19C here today and we are celebrating by wearing shorts.
@KJLx121‌ way to go!

We are headed to a birthday party this afternoon and the stock car races tonight! Flower planting tomorrow!

jorkz821 · May 2014

justAphase said:
My mom also refused to buy white. She's not a hippy just a health freak.

Same. I bought white bread for like 3 months straight after I first moved out. Then got over it and went back to whole wheat. Now white is like a special treat for French toast and stuff.

Monkeybabe · May 2014

I feel like we only ever had sour dough in our house.

jorkz821 · May 2014

NarwhalBacon said:
Pretnetious whole wheat lovers.

The more grains and seeds and stuff, the better!

angelashly · May 2014

Kitchen cleaned and I'm working on dd's room while So does the spare(read junk) room. I have a huge box of summer clothes to wash and take to a friend. Her DD will have a.summer wardrobe for 2 years.

NarwhalBacon · May 2014

No, it only tastes good with 7 metric tons of mustard and 10 slices of cheese. By then I've probably cancelled out any healthy properties and might as well just eat white bread.

NarwhalBacon · May 2014

I solved the issue by pretty much cutting bread out of my diet.

NarwhalBacon · May 2014

bearsbearsbears said:

NarwhalBacon said:
OMG does anyone want a toddler? He apparently hates cookies and that shit don't fly in this house.
More cookies for me.

I was hoping he'd eat the cookies so they wouldn't be there to tempt me anymore.

MrsT0514 · May 2014

<---- whole wheat bread lover. The kind with the nuts and seeds and shit in it!!

LuckyDad · May 2014

pobrecita said:
We didn't eat just whole wheat, it was the kind with nuts and seeds and shit in it.

That's what we eat now.

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RondackHiker · May 2014

I always make up these massive mental lists of what I want to get done in a day and then feel like a failure when I won't finish before dh gets home.

I mean, logically I know I wouldn't get it done if I didn't have kids. But somehow I expect to do it with kids and with a party this afternoon.

algalphys · May 2014

Currently bathing with ds1 and he's pretending to shave my legs...

LuckyDad · May 2014

RondackHiker said:
I always make up these massive mental lists of what I want to get done in a day and then feel like a failure when I won't finish before dh gets home.

I mean, logically I know I wouldn't get it done if I didn't have kids. But somehow I expect to do it with kids and with a party this afternoon.

Try to hold yourself to the same standards you would hold a friend.

I struggle with the same self disappointment. It helps to treat myself like a normal person.

LuckyDad · May 2014

piffle42 said:
We had a play date at the park at 8 am before it got too hot. By the time we left at 9:30 we were all sweating. I'm pooped!

It's definitely warming up, but not like yesterday.

RondackHiker · May 2014

LuckyDad said:

RondackHiker said:
I always make up these massive mental lists of what I want to get done in a day and then feel like a failure when I won't finish before dh gets home.

I mean, logically I know I wouldn't get it done if I didn't have kids. But somehow I expect to do it with kids and with a party this afternoon.
Try to hold yourself to the same standards you would hold a friend.

I struggle with the same self disappointment. It helps to treat myself like a normal person.

I'm so bad about this. And it's all internal. Dh gets annoyed because I apologize for not getting it all done and he doesn't care if it's done... And he likes to help so he thinks it's silly I stress about it.

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Rxmom04 · May 2014

Supposed to be working but it's dead here, no one wants drugs today. Oh, and the Nelson's people have set up shop in our parking lot today so the whole place smells like chicken. So now I'm bored and hungry.

LuckyDad · May 2014

mbenit4 said:

Just 10 min cleaned DS' room and his clothes and bedding is in the washer.

If you lived in SoCal I would hire you to organize my lyfe.

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RondackHiker · May 2014

This is too big, right? Because I want dd to look freaking adorable at this party where I know no one.

RondackHiker · May 2014

@mbenit4‌

I'm halfway through the room redo you suggested. I swear there's already twice as much space.

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