Hooooolllly fuckkkkkk! I'm just sitting here half playing with YDS and half reading TB and all of a sudden he bites my thigh WTF? Jesus that hurt thought you all should know I'm becoming toddler snack food.
MIL asked me to come help address shower invites. She told me to write Mrs. on all the married womens envelopes. Fine. I was just double checking because I know not all of her friends are married.
I said 'Is Joyce a Mrs?' MIL - 'No. Widow.' Me, after staring at her for a second 'You want me to write Widow Joyce?' MIL - 'Yes, Widow.'
After a few minutes I got her to stop what she was doing long enough to realize what she was saying to me, and we laughed til we cried. Im so glad DH has her sense of humor.
Didn't you say you were doing a kids' movie-themed nursery? This poster's pricey, but I saw it and LOVED it and thought it was your style. You can't go wrong with teaching Brom all about Indiana Jones as soon as possible.
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a
thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the
beginning of fairies.” - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
Oh I can't believe I did that. You are right, I want it for MY room.
One thing DH and I did all throughout our 20's was collect movie posters, rare and otherwise and had them framed for all over our house. I have Lloyd and Harry staring at me every time I pee. It's awesome, but the older I get, the more I want my art and more sophisticated pieces in my living room. It's going to be so hard to get rid of all of our movies :-(
Shaun of the Dead, The Goonies, Gone with the Wind, Ghostbusters, Wizard of Oz, The Evil Dead (original, obvs) Sin City, The Quiet Man, etc.
Edit: Is my avatar showing up? Is it just me?
I have this issue. I have framed posters of Back to the Future and Forrest Gump that are going into DH's future man cave because I can't handle them being in the living room anymore, haha!
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a
thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the
beginning of fairies.” - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
Didn't you say you were doing a kids' movie-themed nursery? This poster's pricey, but I saw it and LOVED it and thought it was your style. You can't go wrong with teaching Brom all about Indiana Jones as soon as possible.
Didn't you say you were doing a kids' movie-themed nursery? This poster's pricey, but I saw it and LOVED it and thought it was your style. You can't go wrong with teaching Brom all about Indiana Jones as soon as possible.
Also my DH is pushing for us to name this kid Indiana. After Indiana Jones. And i'm actually on the fence about it.
Dude... despite being a huge Indy fan, I could totally name a kid Indiana. It's not my usual early-1900s-name style, but it just sounds so charismatic and adventurous and ugh, I love it.
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a
thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the
beginning of fairies.” - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
Didn't you say you were doing a kids' movie-themed nursery? This poster's pricey, but I saw it and LOVED it and thought it was your style. You can't go wrong with teaching Brom all about Indiana Jones as soon as possible.
Also my DH is pushing for us to name this kid Indiana. After Indiana Jones. And i'm actually on the fence about it.
Dude... despite being a huge Indy fan, I could totally name a kid Indiana. It's not my usual early-1900s-name style, but it just sounds so charismatic and adventurous and ugh, I love it.
I like it but I'm just not sure if it's too out there. I mean there are far worse names for sure, but i am having the hardest time committing to it, or anything really..
Funny enough my SIL last name is Jones. I told her that if we had that last name i would absolutely, without a doubt name a kid Indiana.
I would like a do over on today please. I bitched about this morning in the HDBD thread (overslept and was late to my appointment, then turns out said appt had been cancelled but we didn't get the message). Then this afternoon DS and I were in a car accident. Some damn teenager rear-ended me and pushed me into a truck. DS is completely fine. My right foot feels badly strained (and hurts like a bitch), but I think baby girl is fine. I've felt her move quite a bit. We decided not to go sit at the hospital because I have an appt first thing in the morning. Hopefully I'm not making the wrong decision there. I sent DH off on an already planned man-date even though I should have pulled the pregnant-hurt foot wife card and had him stay home to take care of DS. I feel like a bitch bitching about this stuff too considering that we have some mommies going through much worse times right now. Blah.
@mrscurlygurl So glad you guys are okay! Watch out for that foot. DH thought he was fine from his car accident, but found out a few days later he badly sprained it and he's out of work for two weeks and in a big ol' boot to keep pressure on it. I hope things look up for you soon!
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a
thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the
beginning of fairies.” - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
Thanks @likeanoldtimemovie. I'm going to ask the OB about it tomorrow (I know it's not his area), but I might visit a doc or urgent care if it continues to hurt. I definitely don't want to make it worse.
@mscurlygurl, I hope your ankle feels better! It can be the scariest thing, even a little fender bender...I'm glad it sounds like all is well. Tomorrow will be a better day.
I need to release/vent, my poor husband is probably stick of hearing it...sorry :-(
Contractions suck. Waiting for medicine to stop them to kick in sucks. Swelling sucks. Doing my hair is a two part process now (dryitat night, style in the morning) which sucks. I can't dry it right now bc I'm having contractions still, and I have an interview tomorrow. My stupid hormones aren't making things any easier.
BFP 11/18/13. EDD 7/25/14. It's a BOY!
Surprise BFP 7/30/13. EDD 4/7/14. Natural MC 8/24/13
I need to release/vent, my poor husband is probably stick of hearing it...sorry :-(
Contractions suck. Waiting for medicine to stop them to kick in sucks. Swelling sucks. Doing my hair is a two part process now (dryitat night, style in the morning) which sucks. I can't dry it right now bc I'm having contractions still, and I have an interview tomorrow. My stupid hormones aren't making things any easier.
BFP 11/18/13. EDD 7/25/14. It's a BOY!
Surprise BFP 7/30/13. EDD 4/7/14. Natural MC 8/24/13
I was at a get-together tonight with a friend and was drinking juice from a wine glass. We both set our glasses down to fill out a door prize slip, and when I grabbed mine I thought "something sure smells like wine..." as I brought it to my mouth and took a big gulp. Yup it was my friend's wine. And oh so delicious. It was a pleasant mistake to make.
Ugh @mrscurlygurl hope your foot feels better. Teenagers are the worst. Like when I was in high school, my BFF rear-ended a truck, panicked, backed up, but then let off the gas and rear ended it a 2nd time. Then came in to class late bawling.
Aww...that story is sad @purpleXdandelion. I guess we all had to learn to drive at some point. And if not for my GD, I would have totally had some wine tonight.
So I never really drank a ton before becoming pregnant, but it seems now that I am...I want a margarita so bad! You always want what you can't have though right? And then I see this on my Facebook page.... Yumm. I will be having this before the summer is out
My poor Mastiff's penis got stuck in the out position. He couldn't walk and was crying horribly. Apparently, this happens to some dogs and the method to release the swollen blood vessels is to "massage gently using non-scented lubrication". Um, what? Why the fuck is DH always out of town for this shit?! So I go hunt down some lube and mentally prepare myself to jack my dog off. I come back and although it's still half out, it's going down and he's not screeching so much!! About 5 minutes later all I can see is the tip and he's hobbling in a circle. It's gone!! Thank u sweet baby Jesus!!
@chrinikki1 I'm sorry but that just cracked me up so hard I peed a little. How horrifying to have to do!
@rachelchristina it's weird how much I've been craving a margarita, I never have them IRL! Definitely a stronger craving than pickles and ice cream.
@mrscurlygurl what a shitty experience! Glad you're all mostly unscathed. I had a fender bender on New Year's Day and nearly went to the ER just because I was feeling paranoid. I'm glad you have an appt coming up so you don't have to go.
Finally @symphony4586 lol, I keep saying I'm seven months pregnant and six months sober. Hope that first month before I peed on the stick didn't matter too much
Re: Random thread- for all things random.
I said 'Is Joyce a Mrs?'
MIL - 'No. Widow.'
Me, after staring at her for a second 'You want me to write Widow Joyce?'
MIL - 'Yes, Widow.'
After a few minutes I got her to stop what she was doing long enough to realize what she was saying to me, and we laughed til we cried. Im so glad DH has her sense of humor.
BFP 11/18/13. EDD 7/25/14. It's a BOY!
Surprise BFP 7/30/13. EDD 4/7/14. Natural MC 8/24/13
Didn't you say you were doing a kids' movie-themed nursery? This poster's pricey, but I saw it and LOVED it and thought it was your style. You can't go wrong with teaching Brom all about Indiana Jones as soon as possible.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Eric-Tan-Indiana-Jones-and-the-Last-Crusade-Art-Print-Poster-/291130922969
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”
- J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
married on the sweetest day 10.20.12
Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”
- J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
married on the sweetest day 10.20.12
Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”
- J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
married on the sweetest day 10.20.12
Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14
It's just not a good day is it
DH:34 - Me: 33
Emmaline Winifred - 1.25.2013
Wesley Daniel - 7.24.2014
#3 EDD - 6.24.2018
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”
- J.M. Barrie Peter Pan
married on the sweetest day 10.20.12
Chicken - 07.08.06 | Bubsy - 02.24.09 | Sunshine - 07.16.14
BFP 11/18/13. EDD 7/25/14. It's a BOY!
Surprise BFP 7/30/13. EDD 4/7/14. Natural MC 8/24/13
Contractions suck. Waiting for medicine to stop them to kick in sucks. Swelling sucks. Doing my hair is a two part process now (dryitat night, style in the morning) which sucks. I can't dry it right now bc I'm having contractions still, and I have an interview tomorrow. My stupid hormones aren't making things any easier.
BFP 11/18/13. EDD 7/25/14. It's a BOY!
Surprise BFP 7/30/13. EDD 4/7/14. Natural MC 8/24/13
Contractions suck. Waiting for medicine to stop them to kick in sucks. Swelling sucks. Doing my hair is a two part process now (dryitat night, style in the morning) which sucks. I can't dry it right now bc I'm having contractions still, and I have an interview tomorrow. My stupid hormones aren't making things any easier.
BFP 11/18/13. EDD 7/25/14. It's a BOY!
Surprise BFP 7/30/13. EDD 4/7/14. Natural MC 8/24/13
And if not for my GD, I would have totally had some wine tonight.
@rachelchristina it's weird how much I've been craving a margarita, I never have them IRL! Definitely a stronger craving than pickles and ice cream.
@mrscurlygurl what a shitty experience! Glad you're all mostly unscathed. I had a fender bender on New Year's Day and nearly went to the ER just because I was feeling paranoid. I'm glad you have an appt coming up so you don't have to go.
Finally @symphony4586 lol, I keep saying I'm seven months pregnant and six months sober. Hope that first month before I peed on the stick didn't matter too much