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jessher · April 2014

Mommy brain moment of the day: went to the grocery store with baby. I check out and am out in the parking lot almost to my car. The guy that bagged my groceries walks up behind me and asks if I need help. As I turn around to tell him "no" I see that he is pushing my cart of groceries. I look and see that I have just pushed an empty cart out of the store. I guess the giant diaper bag in the child seat, the baby in the sling, and my sleep deprivation prevented me from noticing. Sigh.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
Ugh. Because someone fucked up the scheduling of Ethan's 2 month apt he now won't get his first round of vax's until late may. Fuck.

Heck no. I would be pushing for an earlier appointment. Or making them fit you in today.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

Oh & barbies and their getup are expensive.

Its my neices birthday--not buying mia one!

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amholley1 · April 2014

@FarmBoysWife‌ I saw this mug on Pinterest and thought of you. I totally mean this as a compliment too!

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

I love when The bump tells me "you don't have permission to do that"
I was just trying to comment on a post. Apparently I'm in trouble

lnvane00 · April 2014

@Jt7dreamz
I want a hot bath SO bad! How is your scar looking? Im 4 weeks post csection also

@WisconsinCheese12‌
love those socks!

Now I have to AW this awesome picture. Jax was sleeping with his head back and it looked exactly like his 4D picture of him stretching

lazyreader · April 2014

Having a staring contest with a baby while nursing is hard yo.
#blowinginfaceisnotcheating

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

Saw this and thought you all might like it

Sanibel21 · April 2014

WisconsinCheese12 said:
3rd day in a row lo fights sleep. She slow blinks for hours. She isn't crying just way too overtired !

Mine does this too!! I thought they were too young to fight sleep because they don't want to miss out on anything!

Sanibel21 · April 2014

lnvane00 said:
@Jt7dreamz
I want a hot bath SO bad! How is your scar looking? Im 4 weeks post csection also

@WisconsinCheese12‌
love those socks!

Now I have to AW this awesome picture. Jax was sleeping with his head back and it looked exactly like his 4D picture of him stretching

This is too cool!!

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

Brooklyn FINALLY took to the Mei Tai and had been snoozing in it for an hour. I got all the laundry put away and a load of dishes done. Baby wearing FTW!

LoveMoose85 · April 2014

So i'm thinking I need to set my account to be a little more private with a new name and avitar...sorry so annoying I know. My siggy will be the same, so unless you are mostly mobile hopefully ya'll will still recognize me.

but how to I contact the bump gods? @bunnyfungo.

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CruiseGirl28 · April 2014

Kacie said:
Having a staring contest with a baby while nursing is hard yo.
#blowinginfaceisnotcheating

They don't blink!!!

CruiseGirl28 · April 2014

Sanibel21 said:

WisconsinCheese12 said:
3rd day in a row lo fights sleep. She slow blinks for hours. She isn't crying just way too overtired !
Mine does this too!! I thought they were too young to fight sleep because they don't want to miss out on anything!

Isla does this in the car. She loves staring out the window, but it puts her to sleep. So she fights it.

mrsdahamm · April 2014

Wish me luck. I'm going to try a new hold with the moby for our Walmart trip since my tiny baby is now too big to fit newborn hug hold

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

bunnyfungo said:
@AriaAmante143‌ How do you like the mei tai? We just got one because DH didn't like my complicated wrap lol. But I love it! I've been wearing it around the house a lot. Although its not one I can just stick in my purse.

I loooove it. So less complicated than the Moby. I haven't been brave enough to wear it out of the house yet. I can't wait until I can wear her on my hip!

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

Yikes Colton has cradle cap

I was hoping this kid around we would skip this, guess not!

mrsdahamm · April 2014

@FarmBoysWife‌ I totally get the non rush to share a bed with DH again. Between him and LO making noise while they sleep it's a wonder I get any sleep when he's in bed with me. At the same time it's nice for us all to share a room.

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

Ugh fur baby went to the vet today. She was scheduled for her standard shots, but we also had to have her hips looked at, oh and her eye because she chased a rabbit through a bush last night and turns out she scratched her cornea! (She is a maniac for rabbits!) x rays of hips show hip dysplasia. Vet wants to do a hip replacement at "around $5000"
Ugh poor fur baby

Have a mentioned she isn't even a year and a half old?

I think we may hold off on the hip surgery for a little bit and do some preventative things for now.... I just feel terrible

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

@LakeCountryGal‌
They didn't give us any Rx for her hips just fish oil and glucosamine!!
We have to keep her at her weight now and make sure she gets exercise but nothing too rough...

amdecker1016 · April 2014

My H is off. What is he doing playing video games...

I am so not in the mood to deal with his crap tonight

nlane0723 · April 2014

Someone replaced my unicorn baby with a tiny terror. She hasn't slept all day, according to DH, and has been crying since I got home from work. Nothing makes her happy and I'm getting flustered. I just put her in the crib, walked away, and set a timer for 5 minutes. I think she's just overtired, but I feel like a total failure for not knowing what she wants.

jennybean80 · April 2014

DH's birthday is Thursday, and he plays hockey that night, so we went for dinner and a movie tonight. My parents watched all three kids, and we all survived! Plus I had the twins weighed today and they're both 9lbs 7oz - getting so big!!

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

@LakeCountryGal‌ she's in a bit if pain after she plays hard or tubs hard. She gets a ton of exercise so the vet was happy with that.
Good luck to you all too

southerncharm24 · April 2014

We've been having router issues. My phone is ded. I feel like I'm reliving 1999 withe dial up internet connection. No fear the new router comes tomorrow, and I'm ordering a new phone this weekend.

CruiseGirl28 · April 2014

kirotea said:
FFTC - we gave J a haircut tonight. His little old-man mullet was driving us both nuts.

Isla has a mullet too. It's growing so long in the back, but she's getting a receding hair line. It's quite the statement.

CruiseGirl28 · April 2014

amdecker1016 said:
My H is off. What is he doing playing video games...

I am so not in the mood to deal with his crap tonight

Sounds like my H. I can't complain because he is very helpful. But he took a day off a couple of weeks ago, and he beat a video game that day. What a waste of a vacation day.

southerncharm24 · April 2014

CaseAndDave said:

I just woke up and it is freezing in the house. Like, my nose is super cold, hurts to breathe. DS is really cold obviously!! DH checked the thermostat and MIL had pushed the thing all the way down and flipped on the air conditioning thinking she was turning off the heat. It already ticks me off that she messes with it in the first place seeing as I pay the utility bill, and she is always ruining the steady temp in the nursery. Ugh. Now nursing and cuddling baby in lots of layers to get him warm again, poor baby.

It's a sign you should buy the house I posted yesterday! Ha

AnonymousMotherOfOne · April 2014

H decided that first thing this morning, he was going to tell me that his family thinks I don't trust any of them, and that his cousin thinks that the way I talk to people is rude, flippant, and entirely too sarcastic, and she just doesn't want to bother talking to me unless she has to.

My heart hurts; his family thinks I hate them. I don't hate them, I'm just very protective and attached to my one month old child. I would never forgive myself if anything happened to her while someone else was holding her. I hate handing her off to anyone other than H, and my mother (but only because my mom comes over every day and is building her trust with me, and knows that if anything happens, her baby privileges would be severely reduced.) I practically had a heart attack when I had to hand her to the doctor for a checkup!

I don't understand why no one understands my side of it. The whole things just makes me want to scream, and cry for days. I thought my relationship with his family was great. Nice to know that they can't even bring themselves to talk to me long enough to say that I'm being a bitch, and ask me to change the way I talk to them.

I've decided to turn mute, and to buy a stress ball to take to family functions with me from now on. Maybe if I just bite through my tongue I can keep myself from saying anything at all, and no one will be hurt but me. That works, right?

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

Why does my baby have to be so damn cute when he is keeping me from sleep?

theluckiest9 · April 2014

@WisconsinCheese12‌ what else comes in it? Do you think it's worth it?

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AnonymousMotherOfOne · April 2014

@FarmBoysWife‌ @WisconsinCheese12‌ @Jt7dreamz‌ well damn, I just can't win for losin', huh? -_-;;

The best part is, I know that if I try to go and apologize and explain to MIL why I am the way I am, she'll do what she always does and we'll get nowhere. She'll ignore what I say, interrupt me when I'm talking, act like she's uber superior because she's got three decades on me, and then she'll call his cousin after I leave, to complain and cry about how mean I am. GRRRRR.

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amdecker1016 · April 2014

CHPhotoMama said:
Sophie is being fussy right now, but doesn't need anything. I turned on the classic rock channel on Pandora and she's happy as a clam...

I've been playing Mia some of
"Rockabye Baby!"
You should itunes it! They have lullaby renditions of pink floyd, led zepplin, journey, beatles, etc.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

WisconsinCheese12 said:
@amdecker1016 painted baby toes... Can I too? Lol.

Only until she starts sucking and playing with them! So i say we have like two/three months of cute baby toes right?

theluckiest9 · April 2014

@TallAsh‌ hope you daughter's recovery goes smoothly!

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

Brooklyn has been napping for almost 2 hours on my chest while we snuggle on the couch. As frustrating as it is that I can never get anything done during the day, I just keep trying to remember that this too shall pass and she will only be this little once.

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