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WoodShopGirl · April 2014

First name = Elizabeth

But there are no baby pics on my FB and there probably won't be. I don't care but MH is anti-FB and asked that I not post pics or specific details. Boo!

karacakes98 · April 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
OK, who have we not found?

Now that I'm nursing Ethan and parked in front of my laptop..

Meeeee! I have no idea if I'm hard to find. Probably not because of my business.

AshleyO925 · April 2014

@Laura8388‌ Piper has the same thing. It comes and goes but it's in the 80s here so I'm guessing it's heat rash.

@bjd316‌ oh hell no! I know MH gets irritated with my mom at times but if he ever...I don't know how you are staying calm!

jennybean80 · April 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
OK, who have we not found?

Now that I'm nursing Ethan and parked in front of my laptop..

Me! Not sure if I'm hard to find or not…

karacakes98 · April 2014

mndynitetragdy said:

karacakes98 said:

FarmBoysWife said:
OK, who have we not found?

Now that I'm nursing Ethan and parked in front of my laptop..
Meeeee! I have no idea if I'm hard to find. Probably not because of my business.

I found you!

That was quick! I figured it couldn't be too hard

mevensen · April 2014

@WisconsinCheese12‌ I have to share with someone who will appreciate it, I had the most amazing fresh cheese curds yesterday

amholley1 · April 2014

Hi @cmmo14, @bunnyfungo & @jennibeanjld

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

I have no fb so I will just sit quietly over here and twiddle my thumbs :-\"

legallyginger · April 2014

dotgirl2 said:

kirotea said:
I'm enjoying my first adult beverage since I-can't-remember-when. Eees niiiice.
I had mine last night. It was magical

I had my first hard liquor on our date night the other night. The margarita *may* have gone to my head a little. I was rapping "Hypnotize" by Biggie to DH on our ride home.

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

mndynitetragdy said:

AriaAmante143 said:

I have no idea if you could find me or not. Apparently no one loves me enough to care (

@ariaamante143 if you live in IA, I found you too!

ETA: Sorry, if you're from IA but don't live here anymore

Nope, not from IA. *gasp* am I un-searchable?

nlane0723 · April 2014

bjd316 said:
Just a follow up to my MIL drama. Since apparently everything is coming out now, I just found out that a few months before our wedding she called my husband's step mom and said they needed to get together to break us apart and not go through with this wedding. She also said I would be ruining his life and make him miserable. I'm done, is it wrong to write off the grandma?

Ummm what a psycho. I'd cut ties, but I'm kind of a cuntasaurus and don't put up with shit. Especially psychotic MIL shit.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

@bjd316 i second @kirotea‌

@FarmBoysWife‌ time for immodium?
I'm sorry you are being rushed!

lalaith50 · April 2014

Good grief this thread grows fast! (Sorry if that's been stated recently! I just skipped like the last 200 posts...)

AshleyO925 · April 2014

I found @FarmBoysWife‌ and cheated from there. I finally got the courage to send requests as I'm waiting in the ER with my second round of mastitis.

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

@DisneyAddict1‌ good luck with the soy, fingers crossed it makes LO feel better.

SomersIsles · April 2014

Being a mom is hard...

AshleyO925 · April 2014

@SomersIsles‌ I hear you. I just responded In your thread. *internet hugs*

lnvane00 · April 2014

I'm on page 177 and trying to catch up. But what the hell!? You cant stalk me and find me on Facebook and not send me a friend request! Im offended!

I dont have any new friend requests... im waiiiiting..

pepperedmoth · April 2014

This thread. So fast. Can't. Keep. Up.

SassyFlats · April 2014

Laura8388 said:

OK, who have we not found?

Now that I'm nursing Ethan and parked in front of my laptop..
@sassyflats! Good luck!

@Laura8388

karacakes98 · April 2014

I just survived taking a bath with E and there was no pooping involved! I was a bit leery of getting in there with her after last time.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

@WisconsinCheese12‌ you found me!

SassyFlats · April 2014

DH baked cookies at 10:30pm because we'll be up AT LEAST until midnight anyway...

He's holding the baby, I might eat ALL the cookies if he doesn't notice soon.

Woops.

AriaAmante143 · April 2014

One of my friends in FB has a baby a few weeks older than mine. She's blonde, but her baby is brunette. She just posted a selfie on Instagram, she dyed her hair brunette so people would start telling her that she and her baby look alike.

I mean...sorry your baby looks like your husband right now and not you, but altering your appearance to look like your baby is a little much...

nlane0723 · April 2014

Harper just projectile vomited into my mouth.

I'm not even mad.

Aturl · April 2014

My oldest looks like me, the other two are soooo H's lookalikes.

AshleyO925 · April 2014

@laura8388 I added you!

mrsdahamm · April 2014

LO has his first serious stuffy nose and accompanying cough. We aren't really sure if it's allergies or a cold. The babysitter's 2 yo granddaughter has "allergies" and was coughing right on him Friday, and that evening is when it started. I've tried the bulb syringe and nosefrida (which I love!) and get stuff out but he's still stuffy. I think DH is going to try to take him to the pedi tomorrow. It breaks my heart to go to work with him feeling cruddy.

amholley1 · April 2014

@WisconsinCheese12‌ yes! I found your Instagram now through @CHalePhoto‌.

ntdane · April 2014

DH and I both have dark hair but DS1 was really blonde. That surprised a lot of people, but there are a few blondes in our extended families. As he's gotten older his hair has slowly been getting darker.

amholley1 · April 2014

One thing I'm slowing starting to learn with all these FB adds & Instagram follows is that M14 is made up of a bunch of babes, and I'm not talking bout all our little ones

jennybean80 · April 2014

CHalePhoto said:
:-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))

I just mentioned to DH that I will probably want to hire someone for a couple of days per week to watch Sophie here while I work at home, once I get back to work. He thinks that we should just have his mother come over to help.... 3 days per week. 8 hours per day. Omfg. I die. I hope he was kidding. Cause :-))

Wow. Um, please insert octopus gif here. Cause that should never, ever happen. Ever.

nlane0723 · April 2014

CHalePhoto said:
:-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))

I just mentioned to DH that I will probably want to hire someone for a couple of days per week to watch Sophie here while I work at home, once I get back to work. He thinks that we should just have his mother come over to help.... 3 days per week. 8 hours per day. Omfg. I die. I hope he was kidding. Cause :-))

Has he been drinking? Lol.

pepperedmoth · April 2014

@Laura8388‌ I'm one of the folks who added you!

southerncharm24 · April 2014

I'll be adding y'all to IG once I get my new phone this week. My current one is so broke it barely handles text messages.... Stems from a pub trolley incident last year. Oops.

And by the way my name is Allison.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

Cmmo14 said:
M14 ladies, I need council. For those of you that remember the elephant lamp, a friend of my husband (who I hate) is asking me over Facebook where I got it. A little back story; this person has not talked to me for more than 30 minutes in the last 5 years I've been living in Belgium... She actually stopped inviting my husband and me to all the groups events we were previously invited.

Now the question: am I being petty by not wanting to tell her where to get the lamp?

I say no. She can google the lamp!

ladyglittersparkles · April 2014

My DH just said "I think I'm going to go to the other room so I can get some sleep" oh really because the two mins LO has been awake are so fucking tough for you? Sorry to disturb you
You need in interrupted sleep? Fine ok go for it...
I've never bitched about DH on here but I'm pissed.
FYI: this is having a newborn and comparatively we have a unicorn most of the time
Fuck. Ugh
Rant over.... I don't know why my feelings are so hurt?

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

Jeez I don't have istagram either! Back to twiddeling my thumbs :-\"

southerncharm24 · April 2014

Cmmo14 said:

M14 ladies, I need council. For those of you that remember the elephant lamp, a friend of my husband (who I hate) is asking me over Facebook where I got it. A little back story; this person has not talked to me for more than 30 minutes in the last 5 years I've been living in Belgium... She actually stopped inviting my husband and me to all the groups events we were previously invited. Now the question: am I being petty by not wanting to tell her where to get the lamp?

Tell her it was a gift. Or ignore. That's my go to route. I ignore all questions. I f-zing hate people.

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

My breast pump is say broccoli

I know there is a thread about this sort of thing but I am to sleepy to track it down!

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