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amdecker1016

Laura8388 said:

Ok; hoping I have an excuse. I know your first name @amdecker1016 but i can't find you on fb either. Does the mobile app not give me everyone as results???

No facebook limits the searches on mobile.

amdecker1016

Ooh i googled myself. Everything that came up is not me. Apparently there is another lady who runs a fitness studio in tx as well.

amdecker1016

FarmBoysWife said:

anyone having bump issues? 

Mobile is working fine for me

ladyglittersparkles

@Laura8388 was easy to find
Fbw I tried mobile too. Mobile fb has a sucky search!

lnvane00

Can someone please help me understand why the grandparents of my son absolutely have to change his diaper. I find it truly odd. Its like a fucking show and they get sooooo excited and cant wait for the moment he pees or poops his diaper so they can change it. My mil says 'im gonna go change his diaper is that ok?' And im like uh I guess. And my fil literally has to get up follow her in the nursery and watch her change his diaper like its a family event. It seriously just weirds me out

maybe its just me... and they keep asking me if I'm gonna go take a nap. No! Considering its only 9 and I would be going to bed in a couple hours anyway. I dont need you to play house with my baby. I know they mean well and damn it I got lucky winning the in laws jackpot but they are hitting a nerve.

They keep mentioning babysitting. He 3 freaking weeks old. No! You are not gonna babysit him when there is no reason for me to leave my baby with you right now. 

Then they say they will gladly stay the night and take care of baby while we sleep. There is absolutely no way my controlling mind could just sleep through my baby crying in the middle of the night so you can take care of him. I would be paranoid over every single detail. No one can take care of him like I can. just not right now!!

Had to get that out

lnvane00

FarmBoysWife said:

@lnvane00‌ there is nothing wrong with the way you're feeling. Actually I hate everyone else doing it but DH because they put diapers on wrong and then I get pee'd or shitted on.

Yea I feel the same way. I would leave LO with my H in a heartbeat and feel fine. He is a total natural. But i feel like no one else can do it the way we can. I know our parents raised us and we turned out fine but things have changed a lot since we were newborns. Like... dont shake my fucking breastmilk and then waste even a drop by testing the temp on your wrist!! I will cut you.

 And I think it's just the controlling side of me. Which I am ok with but other people would probably just call me crazy.

amholley1

I found @amdecker1016‌ a while ago based on her old bump username. I was too scared to send a friend request ">

lnvane00

I knoow! When they said they would gladly stay the night and have no problem sleeping on the floor and they would watch him while we sleep. I was just like ok Get the F Out. 

Here is a fun fact! I get more sleep now with a newborn then I did while I was pregnant!! I might be tired but I am not tired enough for you to play house with my son at night. Just creepy

AriaAmante143

I'm way too tired to stalk any of you on Facebook.

AriaAmante143

lnvane00 said:

I knoow! When they said they would gladly stay the night and have no problem sleeping on the floor and they would watch him while we sleep. I was just like ok Get the F Out. 

Here is a fun fact! I get more sleep now with a newborn then I did while I was pregnant!! I might be tired but I am not tired enough for you to play house with my son at night. Just creepy

I keep using the "I get more sleep now than when I was pregnant" line and people look at me like I have three heads. Dude, I was carrying a 9 pound baby in my belly, no sleeping positions were comfortable and I had wicked heartburn. I was lucky to get three hours, now I'm getting 6-7 total!

amdecker1016

@amholly1 you should have!

karacakes98

@CHalePhoto‌ I'm all for baby wearing when the ILs are around! They'll be seeing E for the first time ever at DD1's birthday party on the 26th and I have every intention of sticking her in the Ergo & not letting her out, (1) because they still haven't gotten the Tdap, (2) because she'll have gotten her shots the day before and will probably feel lousy, and (3) because I'm a bitter bitch. Oh, and I think I'd have a panic attack if they passed her around and I didn't get her back for an extended period of time.

karacakes98

bunnyfungo said:

Remember when we were gonna have a facebook group? Wouldn't that be easier than stalking everybody?

Good point!

Confession: I haven't FB stalked any of you. I'm entirely too lazy.

amdecker1016

@CHalePhoto‌
Heres some gifs that made me laugh

amholley1

@amdecker1016 done & done

ladyglittersparkles

Did anyone find me? Or the creepy grave stones?

WoodShopGirl

CHalePhoto said:

But at least they came. It would devastate DH if his parents waited that long to meet DD. I'm sorry you're having to deal with that!

Baby wearing FTW.

MH's stepfather still has not seen A. Nor have we spoken to him, at all.
No call, no text, no nothing. And yes he and MIL are married and live together. And she and MH talk everyday and she has seen A a handful of times. Welcome to the fuck-up-edness of MH's family.

ProudMommy030614

I don't have fb, I am one of the few I guess...

karacakes98

bjd316 said:

WisconsinCheese12 said:

It was high 70's yesterday.
Today it's going to rain all day
Tomorrow the weather has as now flake
Wtf.

This is getting annoying. We are in for one more beautiful day today and then I believe either tomorrow Tuesday it's supposed to be 30 & snowy. I just want consistent weather and spring already.

We've had weather in the 80's all week. Today they're predicting more potentially severe storms (that means more hail and tornadoes) and tomorrow night it'll be in the 30's. Ridiculous!

ladyglittersparkles

@laura8388 I found you
Chickened on friend request
But I'm feeling gutsy this am

theluckiest9

You guys are sleuths. However, I think that no one would be able to find me. *disappears into the shadows*

amdecker1016

kirotea said:

Cmmo14 said:

And who added me???

Me. Along with @Laura8388‌ and @amdecker1016‌ - those were the ones I recognized on @FarmBoysWife‌'a friend list (I cheated :P).

I figured it was you by #squeaker! Haha

amdecker1016

@FarmBoysWife‌ what am i looking at?

FarmBoysWife said:

Sorry for the shitty blackout.

Edit: ohh is this the new way they can find you?

jennybean80

Alright, now I'm curious. @Laura8388‌ can you (or anyone else) track me down??

amdecker1016

@Laura8388‌ you better start charging to sleuth hahaha

I feel like this gif needs to be in your siggy:

AnonymousMotherOfOne

.___. I was not expecting to see 80 posts to catch up on when I fed Mia at 3 this morning. I've been so out of it since then that I just caught up! Still fairly out of it, so forgive me if I miss something here:

@lnvane00‌ @Baby1Dany‌ my gosh your IL's are weird. My MIL decided to sit and stare at Mia while I changed her yesterday, and did that ridiculous baby talk over my shoulder until I wanted to scream. I would much rather she got excited and offered to change her than stare at my baby while I change her.

@FarmBoysWife I bow down to your ability to track people down through the interwebz. You will never be able to find me, however. And if you do, I challenge thee to pronounce my name correctly without help. I always think I've heard every variation of it over the course of my life, but someone always finds a new one. I find great joy in this.

@WisconsinCheese12‌ I second the FU to snow. We're supposed to get a little bit of it around midnight tonight, until 5 tomorrow morning, on top of thunderstorms and rain all day today. Rain I can live with; I love it. F snow though.

I know I'm missing a shit ton of people and posts, but I need the sleeps. My aunt is in town for a couple of days to spend time with me and Mia, and since she's still sleeping, I am going to take advantage of a quiet household.

AriaAmante143

WisconsinCheese12 said:

It was high 70's yesterday.
Today it's going to rain all day
Tomorrow the weather has as now flake
Wtf.

That's what my weather app says for my area too. The weather is obviously drunk.

ladyglittersparkles

Our weather is whack too. 70's the past few days and it's rainy now cold and we are supposed to get 3-6"
Blah

karacakes98

FarmBoysWife said:

Sorry for the shitty blackout.

That just made it too easy. I rescind my previous confession. I have now FB stalked a bumpie.

mrsdahamm

Jennibeanjld said:

@FarmBoysWife‌ I found you!! Friend request sent!

Ditto

mrsdahamm

@Laura8388‌ I friend requested you too

I found @lnvane00‌ on my own when we were worried about her but chickened out on friend requesting....

karacakes98

@bjd316‌ thanks, me, too! Although our insurance adjustor determined yesterday that our roof is totaled again (just replaced it 3 years ago) and is replacing a bunch of fencing and repainting 3/4 of our house...so I don't suppose I should worry too much about damage if it hails again since it's all being fixed already. Tornadoes are another story!‌

mrsdahamm

What is the name of the current fb group?

amdecker1016

So, we are actually at church this morning.
My H is so paranoid that someone will hold her...even though she looks like this:

WoodShopGirl

Ok, I give. Friend request sent to March Moms. @kirotea‌

southerncharm24

I said hello here 14 pages ago. After reading the past 14 pages I feel like I've missed out! Haha. I'm ridiculously easy to find I'm sure on fb. I have no shame as I rarely post. I do however read it like a terrible soap opera!

amdecker1016

FarmBoysWife said:

You know.. I'm just accepting friend requests with babies in them. Made me feel special to have that many friend requests

Seconded'

nlane0723

I found @Laura8388‌, @amdecker1016‌, and @lnvane00‌.

FBW is tricky and I missed all the clues.

AshleyO925

WoodShopGirl said:

Ok, I give. Friend request sent to March Moms. @kirotea‌

Me too!

AshleyO925

I found FBW by that birth announcement clue.  Thanks for making it easy!