I just locked all my doors and am hiding upstairs pretending I'm not home so I don't have to deal with the door to door religious people who just invaded my neighborhood.
We're going to a co-ed baby shower / bbq today. They're basically hosting it for themselves and we don't really want to go, but it's one of DH's coworkers so we have to make an appearance. They mailed their own invites and asked for diapers too. Ugh.
Will there be booze?
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
@mrsbutt, ya that was us last sunday but it was just peeing on my floors. She'd just let loose. The next day she started to care when she'd have an accident. That night she went in the potty. Now only 2 pee accidents and one half poo accident (she finished in the potty) and she's going in the potty and been dry the last 4 nights. The beginning is so rough but keep at it and be consistent. She'll get it but it might be messy at times. Good luck and have all the booze tonight.
We just got back from taking Easter Bunny pics. He didn't smile but at least he didn't cry either. Now DH is playing video games and I'm going to clean then we're going to MIL's.
I had one day of bleeding last week for a few hours, and I've been feelings nauseous and had headaches so now I'm completely paranoid I'm KTFU even though I'm sure that's all normal at 9 weeks PP. .....Right? (It's all DH's fault, making a pregnant joke when I said I was 'craving' something I usually hate to eat)
LO and I just had a 2 hour nap after our Easter egg hunt. After we eat a late lunch I'm taking LO to MIL's so I can do my last exam of the semester! I hope she wants to keep him over night so I can do some cleaning.
Harry Styles = Life Ruiner
There’s a lightningin your eyes I can't deny Then there’s me inside a sinkingboat running out of time Without you I'll never make it out alive But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
DS is napping & I'm outside with the girls after a much needed shower. Wish I hadn't been to lazy to shave my legs cause the sun is beating down & momma could use a tan. Am kinda pissed at DH cause now our dinner plans have been canceled for this stupid ballgame....so in retaliation, when DS gets up me & the kiddos will be going w/o him. I've been craving this place for 2 weeks. Suck it, stupid last minute softball scrimmage!
@maebb I normally wouldn't, but this is I'm 5 months pregnant, it's been seriously cold & I've been seriously lazy unshaven legs. Am not even sure the sun would seek thru at this point lol they are on my to do list for tomorrow. Its time )~
FFSC: I was changing my sheets earlier and noticed some weird, flaky debris at the foot of the bed on my side. After a brief investigation, I concluded it was dead skin. I rub my feet together in my sleep. I guess I need to add pedicure to my 'to do' list. ">
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
We are having Food on a Stick night at our friends house. I am making strawberry shortcake kabobs and chef salad kabobs. Then there will be Jager and CAH.
Food on a stick night sounds like fun!
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We've decided to have a yard sale so I have to start gathering things and cleaning/dusting them. We're on a fairly busy street so we probably won't need to take out a paper ad. Any yard sale tips? I know to get a lot of change.
Still haven't made it outside. E's taking an epic nap and it's just about time to start dinner.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
I finally dragged Reese inside. We were outside from about 8:30-10:30, came in for lunch and nap and went back out at about 3:00--now came back in to start dinner. DH had to work today and then decided to do yard work outside. UGH.
However i know that tomorrow we will be gone a good part of the day, so he is taken advantage today.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
It's H's birthday, so the kiddo and I made him a card and breakfast and let him sleep in. We went to the mall after that so that kiddo could pick out an outfit for his SISTER. We just found out yesterday that we're having a girl, and we're a tad excited to buy all the girl clothes. We have dinner at my parents' tonight, so just killing time before we need to head out to that.
Skinnytaste chicken milanese is in the oven, and the wine is open for dinner. DD was making teacher appreciation cards for her daycare teachers. She doesn't really draw or write beyond scribbling and the first letter of her name (C), so I gave her stickers to decorate her paper. It kept her busy for over an hour. Win.
I'm wondering about signing her up for dance. Lately, she dances all the time and always wants us to watch her. May be something we consider after the move. I never thought I'd have a kid who was into dancing.
Guys, I think I did something very wrong today: I picked up Chipotle for dinner and ordered a salad. I'm doing WW and it KILLED me to not get one of their big ass burritos. What have I done?!
LIGHTENING THE FUCKING MOOD, Y'ALL. FUCK SPONGEBOB IN THE EAR.
i went on a tinder date on wednesday and the dude bought me three drinks, told me his entire family drama history, wore a yellow, red, blue, green floral shirt, danced like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man trying to be seductive, TOUCHED MY FACE AND TOLD ME MY SKIN IS SOOOO SMOOTH (thanks, buffalo bill), he was dancing all by himself in his zone for 30+ minutes so I left him to dance with someone else. he got mad and left the club. lol
LIGHTENING THE FUCKING MOOD, Y'ALL. FUCK SPONGEBOB IN THE EAR.
i went on a tinder date on wednesday and the dude bought me three drinks, told me his entire family drama history, wore a yellow, red, blue, green floral shirt, danced like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man trying to be seductive, TOUCHED MY FACE AND TOLD ME MY SKIN IS SOOOO SMOOTH (thanks, buffalo bill), he was dancing all by himself in his zone for 30+ minutes so I left him to dance with someone else. he got mad and left the club. lol
LOL. This makes me feel like I've been meeting some extremely boring dudes.
he seriously threw me for a loop. he seemed normal enough in his messages and snapchats. then i see him and i'm like "ohhh lawd".
Doug was also a great cartoon. There are eleventy billion cartoons better than Spongebob though. But isn't Spongebob wildly popular? I mean, isn't liking it actually the majority opinion outside of TB?
I like Spongebob.
Also, it blew my mind when I realized that Patty Mayonnaise from Doug was that yoga lady in Orange is the New Black.
I watched a bubble guppies today where Wanda Sykes was the voice of a witch that turned bubble puppy into a toad. It was hilarious because I wasn't actually looking at the tv, so I was picturing her face, and gestures.
Re: Saturday Spam
Harry Styles = Life Ruiner
There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
Without you I'll never make it out alive
But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing
Do chores? I've done like a solid 30 minutes of them in the past 4 hours!
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
Did you sleep with Doug? If yes, was this after you realized who he looked like?
Also, it blew my mind when I realized that Patty Mayonnaise from Doug was that yoga lady in Orange is the New Black.