WTF Wednesday!

SweetMelissa5 · April 2014

WTF appetite? I don't want to eat anything, and now all of a sudden, the only things that sound good are fried wontons from the takeout Chinese place and chips and salsa from Chipotle. I guess at least the salsa is healthy, but considering I ate that last week and then threw it up violently on the way home, I have no idea what my body is thinking. I really just want to eat something and not have it come back up a little while later.

ArtTeacherMom · April 2014

WTF vitamin manufacturers/pharmacies... I went to 3 pharmacies today looking for B6 in 25 mg tablets, and could only find 100mg or 250mg. So I guess I'm going to break the 100's into 1/4ths... which isn't terribly inconvenient, I guess, but it seems like since taking B6 for morning sickness is sort of common, it should be available...

MalachiteDrake · April 2014

WTF body/brain - just because I'm bored at the house this morning was not an indication that I wanted to fall asleep for another 4 hours. I would really like to be awake more often than I'm asleep on a regular basis, thank-you-very-much.

PandaCon · April 2014

Here we go...

WTF DS's teeth. Will you please break through already. These eye teeth are going to be the death of me. So sick of a boogery, slobbery, crabby and tired boy!

WTF DH please get with the program. I'm pregnant, tired and throwing up but please be mad that sex is not happening right now!

WTF Nov14 WTF thread - Now I want cheesecake AND Mac and Cheese.

daina9878 · April 2014

Wtf stomach flu.... it's not bad enough that I feel sick to my stomach all the time' I don't need you infecting my 2 kids so that they are pooping and puking everywhere and at the same exact time. I only have 2 hands..!!!!!

renbee · April 2014

WTF work - why must this huge project be happening RIGHT NOW. I feel like I can't take on one more thing in my life at the moment...too much!

WTF roof - why do you need to be replaced? DH and I do not have 11k to throw at you right now.

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

wtf dog!! why exactly do you bark non stop starting at 6 am suddenly?? DH already took you out and left for work, i dont need to be up til 730. good thing you're so damn cute because you really suck sometimes.

herlysgirly · April 2014

WTF self. Doctor said not to worry, and you told yourself you wouldn't, yet here you are researching on "Doctor Google."

ProcessofBecoming · April 2014

WTF Crinone??? Your previous packaging was nice and easy to open. Your design was easy as pie--just snap off the end, and squirt that sucker up in there. No fuss, no muss. Took me 2 seconds every morning and night to use you. But now, you go and redesign your applicator and packaging. Your formerly easy to open packaging now has me grabbing an edge, pulling, getting nowhere and then grabbing scissors in frustration. And your formerly easy applicator. Now, it's 2 pieces. Have to put that together and unscrew the applicator tip. Which, theoretically, should be easy. But it isn't. I usually come out of the bathroom cursing, asking my husband to open the cap--they have it sealed up like the Kremlin. And then, finally, after much angst, the process ends, only to being anew 12 hours later.

Sigh. Damn you Crinone! If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

TXSparky · April 2014

WTF other highway drivers? It is not OK to drive 20 under the speed limit on the highway. I'm pregnant and I had to pee! Very nearly peed all over my car btw...

dr_pr · April 2014

missnacholover said:

dr_pr said:

I second @Kristy774 with the WTF allergies. I was awake for 2 straight hours unable to breathe last night so now I'm exhausted and have already snapped at DD. I really wish I could send her to daycare today and freaking sleep. And then that makes me feel guilty because this is my only day off with her during the week.

I wouldn't feel guilty. Send her for a few hours and have some "you" time!

ETA: end quote-------------

I would have just dropped her off, but they don't do drop-in on Wednesdays in her room because it's full. I did manage to get a nap in while she slept, though, so I feel a bit better. Still an early bedtime for me tonight.

Mazere · April 2014

wtf diaphragm? Stop yawning. My sentences don't make sence with the constant interruptions.

Wtf middle schoolers? You need to take a shower or bath every day. Also, it is spring and you are 13, wear deodorant. You smell so bad that I cannot help you with your work, and your odor lingers in the classroom after you leave.

suzyrenee · April 2014

WTF thermostat? At 3:30 this morning DS woke screaming. When I walked into his room to see what was wrong, it was like walking into an oven. I missed out on 2 hours of sleep trying to make room comfortable and baby go back to sleep.

BiJiHaCa17 · April 2014

WTF dog! Why is it when I finally get into an actually comfy position and start to fall asleep you decide to barf all over floor at 2 in the morning.

Randazzle · April 2014

Also, WTF dog. Your gas is worse than mine, get away from me.

Melissa2216 · April 2014

WTF, DH. Thanks so much for having me Google "ectopic pregnancy symptoms" to see if my abdominal and back pain means I'm ectopic. I still have another week until I see the OB.

mander82 · April 2014

Wtf scale.... I do not accept that I have gained 7 pounds already. I think I may be in trouble here.

BlackBooks · April 2014

WTF coworkers? I had to out myself at work as soon as I knew I was pregnant so that I can avoid x-ray exposure and word has finally spread around. Most people just say congrats but several have asked whether it was planned or not! Really? REALLY?

Maelara · April 2014

BlackBooks said:

WTF coworkers? I had to out myself at work as soon as I knew I was pregnant so that I can avoid x-ray exposure and word has finally spread around. Most people just say congrats but several have asked whether it was planned or not! Really? REALLY?

You will get this question a lot. Complete strangers even asked me last time. It was ridiculous.

wendyld · April 2014

I can't fathom why the fuck people think the "was it planned" question is ok.

nurrieum · April 2014

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Emmy Lou said:

I have another.

WTF belly. At 10 weeks I look much further along, being discreet is tough.

Quote fail

I keep getting asked if I'm like halfway done. I respond "nope, just fat". I'm cranky though.

mander82 · April 2014

wendyld said:
I can't fathom why the fuck people think the "was it planned" question is ok.

I asked my sister this but I would never ask a co worker... Haha.... My co workers better not ask me!!

suzyrenee · April 2014

People say the most offensive things to pregnant women. The weird part is that they don't seem to be aware of how rude they are.

wendyld · April 2014

Holy shit you guys. I just found a scorpion in my pajama pants. The ones that I was putting on (and had been wearing for the last few hours before taking them off to try on something). I am going to have to burn my house down and start over, right?

Maelara · April 2014

mrsmechanic1 said:

Disclaimer: I have read none of the posts on here thus far.

WHAT THE FUCK TO ALL OF THE FUCKING WHITE KNIGHTING!?!?

Seriously, I think it's fucking out of control. I'm absolutely turned off to N14 right now because of it. I feel like the entire feeling of the site is pronounced throughout most of the boards, but somehow all of the new people on this BMB have decided that "gosh, everyone's so fucking mean and such" so they're going to change the feel of the board. I came to TB for a reason, and stayed here because I like it. I feel like I'm getting gypped out of the experience that I want in a BMB because some people don't like the snarky regs. Good for fucking you, go somewhere else then. This is Bump culture, take it or leave it.

And yes, I also missed Monday Bitchfest.

That thread at the top (thread of requirements) is for the new (or any) ladies who want more support and glitter (your welcome

). I agree that the white knighting is out of control and I really enjoy the snark. It's what makes this place awesome. Hopefully with this new thread will help us all coexist better.

Maelara · April 2014

wendyld said:

Holy shit you guys. I just found a scorpion in my pajama pants. The ones that I was putting on (and had been wearing for the last few hours before taking them off to try on something). I am going to have to burn my house down and start over, right?

OMG! I'll bring the torch!

RedBirdFly · April 2014

WTF recurrent bladder infections, why do you always have to be so damn antibiotic resistant? (On my second course for this UTI).

LadyBird9 · April 2014

suzyrenee said:

People say the most offensive things to pregnant women. The weird part is that they don't seem to be aware of how rude they are.

I am actually looking forward to this. I am the most non-confrontational person on the planet and I have decided that my "pregnancy hormones" are going to make me a bitch and I will absolutely tell someone when they are out of line. And I can blame it on the hormones. And I am excited.

I am also excited for someone to try to touch my belly. Especially because I am going to touch theirs right back.

*evil grin*

lisaren · April 2014

wendyld said:
Holy shit you guys. I just found a scorpion in my pajama pants. The ones that I was putting on (and had been wearing for the last few hours before taking them off to try on something). I am going to have to burn my house down and start over, right?

Ohhhhh helllll noooo

nurrieum · April 2014

wendyld said:

Holy shit you guys. I just found a scorpion in my pajama pants. The ones that I was putting on (and had been wearing for the last few hours before taking them off to try on something). I am going to have to burn my house down and start over, right?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEEE- (in my Lana Kane voice).

Burn. It. All.

Scorpions really really freak out. I like living where i live- they can't live here.

meeshybee · April 2014

abbyful said:

WTF daycare - 3 incident reports yesterday for lil man - he got bit 2x and scratched on his face! 3 in 1 day!!! Seems a bit much for a 15 month old.

3? Wow. DS's record is 2 in a day. Usually his fault though, he is a very rough-and-tumble boy. I'm kind of glad when he gets injured at daycare, that way they know he's covered in bruises from just being a boy, and they won't think we abuse him!

My brother got a black eye from walking into a flat wall and my mom was sure they would call DCF on her.

WTF, hormonal body? Spending the night constantly putting on and then removing blankets does not make for a good night's sleep. PICK. A. TEMPERATURE.

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