WTF Wednesday!

Maelara

Lets hear it ladies!

Maelara

WTF diet? I freaking want cheesecake soooo bad! But this diet is a paid for program so I feel responsible to follow through. I want bad food (

Kristy774

I love WTF Wednesday. @Maelara‌ I really feel for you having to be on a diet. I really do.

What the fuck allergies? I woke up today feeling hung over which is so wrong. My head is killing me and I feel like shit.

What the fuck dr's office that told me yesterday you won't be able to tell if the 5ths disease affected the baby at my 12 week appointment? Its 2014, you should be able to figure this shit out. Get better equipment or something. There's no relief of worry in my future.

What the fuck self? Googling 5ths disease every 20 minutes and reading the same information over and over and over again is not going to change anything. Stop it.

jessa1228

I was just going to start one of these :-)

WTF H? Why would you load the dishwasher and then NOT run it? Now we have exactly 0 clean dishes.

lisaren

wtf holy mother of fuck fuckity fuck heartburn.

tlc35

WTF H, why when we were driving to an appointment yesterday did you turn on to a road not knowing what road it is or where you were going.  It took us over the Mississippi river and made us almost an hour late because of traffic the other way on the bridge.  I had my damn cell phone and could have looked up the route if I knew that you had no idea where you were going.

NunyaBennis

WTF people? Can I please just tell a story about my day to vent a little without receiving pregnancy advice, "just wait"s, and the like? The story would be no different if I weren't pregnant! I just want to vent about work/ traffic/ grocery store lines/ what-the-fuck-ever NOT because I'm a hormonal mess but just because that's what people do! Regular, normal, everyday people (pregnant or not) go about their day and have shared experiences. Why is this so unbelievable??? What does me simply stating "it looks like strawberries are going to come in late this year" have to do with me growing a baby and how I may or may not be feeling about it?
Aaarrrrrggggghhhhh

missnacholover

WTF, DH?  Why the man pms last night?

WTF snorting coworker bitching about the smell of my clementines?!?! 

mexinugget

jessa1228 said:

I was just going to start one of these :-)

WTF H? Why would you load the dishwasher and then NOT run it? Now we have exactly 0 clean dishes.

I hate that!!
WTF son. I was not ready to get up this morning. Take your naps today, so i can too. He's usually such a good sleeper, but i swear he picks up on me being overly tired and is a tyrant.

dr_pr

I second @Kristy774 with the WTF allergies. I was awake for 2 straight hours unable to breathe last night so now I'm exhausted and have already snapped at DD. I really wish I could send her to daycare today and freaking sleep. And then that makes me feel guilty because this is my only day off with her during the week.

MrsAdventure

Wtf gas. I farted this morning and it was so loud it woke me up, an hour before my alarm.

Jen071407

WTF Target why aren't you carrying my panty liners of choice anymore?! Jerks.

Emmy Lou

WTF parent teacher conferences until 7:00 tonight.  I won't get to see my girls at all tonight, and I have to deal with parents who are in total denial of how their children REALLY are at school.

sweetbabyrahe

WTF bladder. I actually would prefer to sleep more than 1-2 hours at a time without needing to get up to pee. Thanks.

Kristy774

dr_pr said:

I second @Kristy774 with the WTF allergies. I was awake for 2 straight hours unable to breathe last night so now I'm exhausted and have already snapped at DD. I really wish I could send her to daycare today and freaking sleep. And then that makes me feel guilty because this is my only day off with her during the week.

Today when I woke up I seriously thought about looking in to daycares for days like today.

missnacholover

dr_pr said:

I second @Kristy774 with the WTF allergies. I was awake for 2 straight hours unable to breathe last night so now I'm exhausted and have already snapped at DD. I really wish I could send her to daycare today and freaking sleep. And then that makes me feel guilty because this is my only day off with her during the week.

I wouldn't feel guilty.  Send her for a few hours and have some "you" time! 

DoubleUp8

WTF morning sickness. Why do you mess with my head? Yesterday you were gone and today you make me feel like crap again. Not cool to fake me out like that, not cool.

Justjessp

Don't think less of me (i offered dh to trade my current nausea and heartburn for dinner making responsibilities and this is what happened):

Wtf why can't men have the babies (or just the heartburn and the nausea and the fatigue)?? And birth. Ok. All of it!

missnacholover

Also, WTF people still having siggies saying they are a bazillion weeks pregnant.  Delete that shit. 

SuperFreakedFirstTimer

WTF pup & DH?!

While I'm at work, my husband leaves to run errands and in turn leaves the bedroom door open for our separation anxiety ridden pup to go wild in. When he arrives home the dog has peed on his side of the mattress, I'm assuming as to say..."F You, buddy". This was at 12pm.

I come home from work at 5:20 & hear the story & ask how he fixed the problem.

Answer? : I dabbed it with a towel and put a fan on it.

GREAT! So glad you didn't scrub it with soap and water, etc. THAT would be CRAZY!

tinsleystricker

MrsAdventure said:

Wtf gas. I farted this morning and it was so loud it woke me up, an hour before my alarm.

OMG - I just died laughing. LOL

kaimom2

WTF daycare - 3 incident reports yesterday for lil man - he got bit 2x and scratched on his face!  3 in 1 day!!!  Seems a bit much for a 15 month old.  

Maelara

HisGirlFriday929 said:

Maelara said:

WTF diet? I freaking want cheesecake soooo bad! But this diet is a paid for program so I feel responsible to follow through. I want bad food

WTF @Maelara - stop mentioning cheesecake!  Now it's basically all I think about all day.

It's all I can think about too ( that and my homemade Mac and cheese. God, that stuff is AMAZING!

abbyful

kaimom2 said:

WTF daycare - 3 incident reports yesterday for lil man - he got bit 2x and scratched on his face!  3 in 1 day!!!  Seems a bit much for a 15 month old.  

3? Wow.

DS's record is 2 in a day. Usually his fault though, he is a very rough-and-tumble boy. I'm kind of glad when he gets injured at daycare, that way they know he's covered in bruises from just being a boy, and they won't think we abuse him!

KMW08

WTF. Just WTF.

I've been sick since Saturday night (sore throat, ear pain, laryngitis, cough). I finally feel a bit better today, but I still have no motivation and my energy is depleted. I'm off work today and it's sunny & nice out. Go figure. WTF Wednesday.

Maelara

HisGirlFriday929 said:

Maelara said:

HisGirlFriday929 said:

Maelara said:

WTF diet? I freaking want cheesecake soooo bad! But this diet is a paid for program so I feel responsible to follow through. I want bad food

WTF @Maelara - stop mentioning cheesecake!  Now it's basically all I think about all day.

It's all I can think about too ( that and my homemade Mac and cheese. God, that stuff is AMAZING!


Mmmmm... perhaps I will PM you my address so you can send your Canadian Mac & Cheese my way


Lol! Is there a difference?!?

Maelara

WTF weather? The weather has been sooo nice and now it's snowing?!? WTF!

lisaren

Wtf. I want to see tickers!!! I don't see shit on the cell.

JSwinford

WTF one coworker who knows that I'm pregnant...Stop telling me how fat I'm going to get if I eat something.  It's a fucking cup of white rice.  I think I'll be fine.  And if I want to eat a chocolate chip granola bar or if I eat an entire quesadilla at lunch, GET OFF MY ASS ABOUT IT!!

MMMMM cheesecake...  

Jpinky9

WTF back!!!! My back is so sore!!! I have always had lower back pain from time to time, but this is just ridiculous!! It's not every day (thankfully) and mostly when I am sitting in the car or in an uncomfortable chair. But seriously, it hurts! I can only imagine what it will be like towards the end!!! Hurry up 5pm so I can go home and lay down!!

carmelissa

WTF fatigue!! I feel like I can take a nap sitting right here at my desk, out of nowhere.

futurelewis18

WTF fatigue and fiancé!!! I'm trying to decide if it would be okay to go to sleep right here at work! And how come my fiancé who is normally very helpful around the house suddenly the most unhelpful man on the planet. I'm the one having the baby me dealing with these body changes already. What's your excuse?!

JamieK1882

WTF self control. You're gaining wait too early. So today, instead of a healthy lunch, you buy a personal pan pizza. I know you also wont' eat healthy at your work dinner at Bucca di Beppo tonight either. Grr...

AbbeyH

WTF Bacne- GO AWAY!

battwoman3

WTF been-there-done-that, my-way-is-the-best-way judgemental mom that loves to give me advice... Please. PLEASE just stop. I know you are not trying to help me out at all- you just like listening to yourself talk about how awesome you are... And I can only hold my fake "smile and nod" for so long...

nurrieum

Allergies really really suck. 

WTF- self. I will want to sleep at normal times and no matter how hard i try, I will still struggle with being awake at 2am. Suckie. 

brichar31

WTF boss?  Why are you questioning my choice of pizza for breakfast and giving me a raised eyebrow when I choose juice over coffee?  **So Busted**

Emmy Lou

I have another.

WTF belly.  At 10 weeks I look much further along, being discreet is tough.  

mexinugget

JSwinford said:

WTF one coworker who knows that I'm pregnant...Stop telling me how fat I'm going to get if I eat something.  It's a fucking cup of white rice.  I think I'll be fine.  And if I want to eat a chocolate chip granola bar or if I eat an entire quesadilla at lunch, GET OFF MY ASS ABOUT IT!!

MMMMM cheesecake...  

I can't believe someone would say that to you or any pregnant woman for that matter. I'm sorry.

Randazzle

WTF drivers... When a lane ends in 3 miles, I have 3 miles to get over. No need to move to the middle of the highway to prevent me from passing you with 2.75 miles to go. Idiot.

LadyBird9

WTF Murphy's Law?!  Why must you exist??  Had a last minute drs appointment to check on baby because of a little bleeding... (all is okay)... and THIS is the morning all the shit has to hit the fan?!  If I would have been late any other morning for the past MONTH nobody would have even noticed.  But nope!  Not today!!

... but it's cool I guess because I got to see the baby and s/he waived at us. :x