Twatacowaffle Tuesday

AnyMax · April 2014

AnyMax · April 2014

Hey coworker, this goes out to you. Yesterday you accuse me of putting my LO at risk for birth defects by continuing to handle chemicals every day at work. I thought by telling you to fuck off and read the MSDS before spouting off bullshit, we would have nipped this in the bud.

Now today I am harming LO by wearing nitrile gloves? Please, oh please, show me your source on this information. Actually, don't bother. Just fuck off.

Irisheyes1247 · April 2014

Today's nominee is my MIL. She is awesome, she helps us out, she loves the girls... but she is so clueless about food stuff. She comes once a week to watch the girls and brings them treats. Last week she said, "I brought something healthy!" Um no, those are fruit snacks. And you let them eat 8 packages. We passed the healthy train a long time ago. At least she isn't sharing her pop with them... anymore (and when I asked her to stop, she said "but its diet" like that makes it better). She is a nurse, shouldn't she know this stuff?

ChesTal · April 2014

AnyMax said:
Hey coworker, this goes out to you. Yesterday you accuse me of putting my LO at risk for birth defects by continuing to handle chemicals every day at work. I thought by telling you to fuck off and read the MSDS before spouting off bullshit, we would have nipped this in the bud.

Now today I am harming LO by wearing nitrile gloves? Please, oh please, show me your source on this information. Actually, don't bother. Just fuck off.

I must be doing the same over here @AnyMax‌, still handling antigens and using nitrile gloves. Amazing how are companies are condoning our birth defect risks by allowing us to still work with, I don't know, things that are actually safe during pregnancy? *gasp* lol Sorry you are having to deal with such a douche canoe!

My nominee goes to my boss who is coming in today from his home base about 8 hours away. We all work in clinics, where people are busy all day, don't act surprised when the physician hasn't carved out 2 hours to shoot the shit with you.

babyd143 · April 2014

tigger99 said:

Umm my drs office for being 20 mins behind at 8am! Oh and also their scale for being way more

I weigh myself at home before every appt and I'm always 3-5 lbs more at the docs. It's obviously their scale that is wrong

bumpuser10199668 · April 2014

Does anyone else find it odd that we had twatwaffle and taco Tuesday combined and then Taco Bell
Came out with a waffle taco? That plus this conspicuous Taco Bell twitter has be convinced the CEO is an S14 momma

pbeckaroo35 · April 2014

This past weekend was DH's Birthday. On Sunday morning I went to make a cake, but when I went to get the tub icing from the cabinet I couldn't find it anywhere. (I had bought it on Wed.) I pulled everything from the cabinets convinced I must have misplaced it somewhere. I finally gave up and made it from scratch.

Fast forward to this morning. I go to grab sheets from SS room for laundry and shoved between his wall and bed is the icing tub, half full with a spoon. I don't know if I'm more mad that he stole the tub to eat or that he only ate half. Add this to the fact that he watched me search in vain Sunday morning and I'm livid.

hpragolini · April 2014

Mine is my A$$ hole aka sperm donor father of mine. You would think that since I didn't invite you to my wedding or called you for over 3 years that you would take the hint I want nothing to do with you... Instead you start shot up again out of nowhere? Remember eh en your son was in the hospital and you refused to cone see him? Or when any number of things you dropped the parent ball on? Go screw yourself

mrsdanielleM2010 · April 2014

hpragolini said:

Mine is my A$$ hole aka sperm donor father of mine. You would think that since I didn't invite you to my wedding or called you for over 3 years that you would take the hint I want nothing to do with you... Instead you start shot up again out of nowhere? Remember eh en your son was in the hospital and you refused to cone see him? Or when any number of things you dropped the parent ball on? Go screw yourself

If men can be Twatwaffles, I nominate my dad too. Background: of his 3 children, I'm the only one speaking to him.

I texted him on the way to the dr the day we found out the sex. He didn't respond for 3 days. His response was "what did you learn"? My answer: "that not even information about your first grandchild gets you to be attentive."

I have infinite forgiveness for him when his asshole ways affect me, but if he wants to play the role of doting Grandpa and screws it up, I'm done. I'm fine if he doesn't want the role, but then don't pretend.

drae86 · April 2014

read this discussion about an hour ago and thought to myself, wow this is nice i dont have anything. then boss came in 5 min ago and told me i need to have a job to 95% by next tuesday which means i'll be working late and probably this weekend to get this done in time. If he knew how to god damn put a schedule in place and keep it this would not be an issue. but no, he continues to tell the client we can do that but never gives the person doing the actual work any god damn dates so now we have to rush to finish. and ya, designing a brain lab isn't something that should be rushed asshole!

gingerkid9989 · April 2014

I nominate DH's ex and "baby mama". She told my stepdaughter, "I hope that your dad and 'Gingerkid' don't start ignoring you when the baby comes." This piece of trash has two other children and my stepdaughter has told me numerous times that her mom only talks to her when it is to get help with the babies.

Oh, she also wanted to discuss my birth plan and circumcision with me. I told her that was between me and my husband. Stupid bitch.

AnyMax · April 2014

@ChesTal‌ We are terrible people! Nitrile gloves! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

nickielachickie · April 2014

Saw this even though I don't love tacos and you all think i'm the devil reincarnate I figured you'd appreciate it and if you happen to live near the places highlighted you could celebrate taco tuesday

https://eatocracy.cnn.com/2014/04/07/best-tacos-in-america/?hpt=li_c2

I nominate the neighbor above our apartment........apparently their toddler daughter is going through a screaming at 1am phase?

mrsdanielleM2010 · April 2014

nickielachickie said:

Saw this even though I don't love tacos and you all think i'm the devil reincarnate I figured you'd appreciate it and if you happen to live near the places highlighted you could celebrate taco tuesday

https://eatocracy.cnn.com/2014/04/07/best-tacos-in-america/?hpt=li_c2

I nominate the neighbor above our apartment........apparently their toddler daughter is going through a screaming at 1am phase?

Thank you for the taco references, sorry for the upstairs neighbor... But don't give yourself so much credit. The devil is way scarier.

ConversationFear · April 2014

tigger99 said:

tigger99 said:

Umm my drs office for being 20 mins behind at 8am! Oh and also their scale for being way more

I weigh myself at home before every appt and I'm always 3-5 lbs more at the docs. It's obviously their scale that is wrong
Same here, I figured by the time i got there i had on real clothes, shoes and had eaten breakfast! I am going with my home weight!

At least it's only 3-5. Mine is 10 pounds over every time. I have even double-checked my scale at home with a 5 lb sack of flour and my scale is right - the Dr.'s office always says exactly 10 more than that - so I don't know what's going on... X(

Mrs.Leah.Maria · April 2014

Irisheyes1247 said:

Today's nominee is my MIL. She is awesome, she helps us out, she loves the girls... but she is so clueless about food stuff. She comes once a week to watch the girls and brings them treats. Last week she said, "I brought something healthy!" Um no, those are fruit snacks. And you let them eat 8 packages. We passed the healthy train a long time ago. At least she isn't sharing her pop with them... anymore (and when I asked her to stop, she said "but its diet" like that makes it better). She is a nurse, shouldn't she know this stuff?

Jeez, this would annoy me to no end!

JustCricket · April 2014

Thank you doctor of mine. Calling me, being vague but not vague about my quad screen results... and saying "oh the office will call you back with your referral appointment sometime this afternoon" You deserve twatwaffle award b/c you didn't tell me anything specific other than open spina bifida risk. Not my actual amoutn of risk, not my levels. Just open spina bifida and we're sending you to a specialist.

melrob613 · April 2014

My TT is from yesterday, but it is carrying over into today. The NP I saw basically chastised me for drinking what would be a bathroom Dixie cup size amount of red wine a few days prior. She indicated the heartburn I felt (why I don't drink much wine) was from "baby telling me it wasn't a good idea" my brain: "Woman, you crazy. This isn't my first rodeo"

Leads to today: DH brought up going to the Hofbrauhaus for lunch today. Mmmmmm, German Beer. It is also the 1 year anniv of my mom's passing, so if there is a day I NEED a beer, it would be this one.

NP now has me riding the guilt train for wanting a beer.

JustCricket · April 2014

MrsSparklebottom said:

flyawaycricket said:

Thank you doctor of mine. Calling me, being vague but not vague about my quad screen results... and saying "oh the office will call you back with your referral appointment sometime this afternoon" You deserve twatwaffle award b/c you didn't tell me anything specific other than open spina bifida risk. Not my actual amoutn of risk, not my levels. Just open spina bifida and we're sending you to a specialist.

Seriously? That's ridiculous. I'm sorry, and I hope everything works out.

I'm actually more calm about it now. And more reassured everything will be fine, no matter what happens. But still... um numbers would be nice right now. And I'm still waiting till this afternoon for them to call me back about my referral.

kmbk27 · April 2014

I nominate the coworker who saved her subtle but customer specific edits to our general letter templates causing me to redo letters that I already spent an hour on this morning. I was sick yesterday and am already playing catch up and don't have time for this asshattery.

I'm ready to dropkick a mother fucker today.

nilvero · April 2014

I'm pretty sure I nominated her last week, but my damn co-worker is at it again. Asking stupid questions that the grade level already answered in various emails. "Oh I should probably check my email every day huh?" Why yes you should. There are too many of us on our team for me to be running to each person to tell them the plan for the day!!!

punnybunny · April 2014

I nominate FIL. DH and I are going to Seattle this week and will be seeing family (I'm so excited, feels like Christmas). We get there tomorrow night in time to make it to the Mariners game. There was a deal online for ticket/hot dog/drink combo for $15/person, granted it's in the 300 level, but it's baseball so you don't need to be at the field level to enjoy the game. We thought we'd see if my ILs would like to go with us (we also invited my parents but they're busy that night) and if they would, could they also check out military pricing (DH and FIL are both military but FIL would have better access to that info at the moment). FIL went ahead and bought tickets, in the 100 level, for $50 each and wants to know when he can transfer the money out of our account for our tickets (don't even get me started on the fact that he's on our account, that has been a sore point our whole marriage). All we wanted was a cheap evening out with hot dogs and drinks and a little baseball. Nope. And DH, being the kind of guy he is, is thinking we should cover their tickets and call it their birthday gifts since they each have a birthday this month. Can I just say $30 is a little different than $200(plus tax)? And I'm totally pissed about that unexpected expense caused by FIL jumping the gun.

portentosa · April 2014

@flyawaycricket‌ I'm so sorry your doc's office caked with such vague info, but I'm glad you're calmer about it now. I hope you get in to see the specialist very soon and/or some more information from your stupid doctor. ((Hugs))

portentosa · April 2014

yurizaba said:

SmileyGirl18 said:

I nominate some of the moms in one of my mom's groups. One of our mom's (who had no problem BFing) has a 7 day old newborn niece. Her sister's milk hasn't come in yet. The baby has lost over a pound (down from 6 to 5lbs) and is jaundice. Doctors are telling her to start supplementing with formula until her milk comes in. The mom asked our group what formula her sister should use. You would have thought she was trying to poison her niece! They are all telling her supplementing is an awful idea and and not to listen to the doctors.. Um, baby has lost more than 15% of her body weight and is sick. I am all for BFing, but I am more for feeding the child and getting her healthy.

Wow!! I hate when people get like that! Formula is lightyears better than a hungry baby! what a bunch of twats!

-----mobile quote-----

Agreed. Feed the baby! My husband sees a lot of newborns in his hospital under the lights because they aren't getting enough milk and/or formula and need help getting over the jaundice.

To risk your child's health because of something so stupid is reprehensible. Mom should keep offering the breast and pumping to encourage her supply, but feed that kid formula too!!!

LifeofCat · April 2014

AnyMax said:

Hey coworker, this goes out to you. Yesterday you accuse me of putting my LO at risk for birth defects by continuing to handle chemicals every day at work. I thought by telling you to fuck off and read the MSDS before spouting off bullshit, we would have nipped this in the bud. Now today I am harming LO by wearing nitrile gloves? Please, oh please, show me your source on this information. Actually, don't bother. Just fuck off.

Me, to your dumbass coworker:

MBano · April 2014

I nominate SO's stupid job. He's been great with going to the appointments with me. Tomorrow we have the Level 2 Ultrasound and I've been not so patiently awaiting for the day to arrive. Well, I just get a text saying that his shift has changed and he won't be able to come to the appointment. I want to cry

hpragolini · April 2014

Sorry if I broke the twatwaffle rules. I guess. I'm usually a day late for bitchfest monday. Feel free to publicly tar and feather me now

SingleMom31 · April 2014

I'll nominate myself. I have a 45 minute ride home from my OB's office, and got sick twice on the way home. Like, pull over on the highway/glad I had empty Target bags with me sick. I feel like poo this afternoon still too.

ashaw512 · April 2014

Can I nominate LA weather?? I'm so tired of the rain..going for like 3 days now. The thunder has now made both kids wake up, nap time has been cut by an hour and a half now. Its humid, not good for my hair. Oh and the kids have been cooped up 2 days now (my nephew comes during the week) BC its been raining. And its suppose to rain tomorrow too?!?! Uggh!

JustCricket · April 2014

ambershaw512 said:

Can I nominate LA weather?? I'm so tired of the rain..going for like 3 days now. The thunder has now made both kids wake up, nap time has been cut by an hour and a half now. Its humid, not good for my hair. Oh and the kids have been cooped up 2 days now (my nephew comes during the week) BC its been raining. And its suppose to rain tomorrow too?!?! Uggh!

ETA- ignore me... I keep thinking your LA is L.A. not the state. woops

ashaw512 · April 2014

It doesn't rain that much down here ever and most certainly not constant

JustCricket · April 2014

ambershaw512 said:

It doesn't rain that much down here ever and most certainly not constant

I feel you it downpoured recently for like a week straight. not fun. Sorry I was a buttface

ETA- but if you were really complaining about Los Angeles weather I would have had to slap you.

ashaw512 · April 2014

@flyawaycricket‌ that's cool, I didn't think you being a buttface

BethanyAnn27 · April 2014

I nominate the person in my apartment who has left their laundry in the laundry room for at least 5 days now. Same large bag, looks to be about 2 or 3 loads worth of laundry, taking up the very limited space. Who doesn't realize that a good portion of their clothes are missing for almost a week?? Just rude...

MikeBeth1 · April 2014

Weather wins this week. I had tickets to the Masters practice round yesterday, and the 'severe weather' caused Augusta National to cancel Monday practice round for the first time ever.

chardonnay24 · April 2014

I nominate my husband's boss. My husband took the day off on Friday because we have appointments all day. I have my anatomy scan and quad screen, my husband is also going because he is getting tested to see if he's a carrier for a genetic chromosomal abnormality in his family so that we know whether or not we need to test the kids, and we are later meeting with my son's early childhood team to discuss adding services for speech and OT through the school district. His boss went ahead and scheduled a "very important" all day meeting on my husband's calendar, and now he is fighting to get out of it - even though he's had the day off for more than a month now.

MBano · April 2014

@MermaidsMagic‌ - I'm sorry that happened to you. People can be so rude, mean, nasty, horrible ECT sometimes. ((Hugs))

I don't think you're ugly

nilvero · April 2014

@mermaidsmagic that's horrible!!! My husband's favorite phrase is people suck. That's a prime example.

mrsdanielleM2010 · April 2014

hpragolini said:
Sorry if I broke the twatwaffle rules. I guess. I'm usually a day late for bitchfest monday. Feel free to publicly tar and feather me now

You broke no rules! Since it's twatwaffle I just thought it was women. I think it's anyone douchey. Go pragolini go!

mrsdanielleM2010 · April 2014

@MermaidsMagic‌ I hope the moose knots him and he's stuck for hours. Asshole.

SingleMom31 · April 2014

@MermaidsMagic‌ - WHO does that? That's horrible. I hope the moose does him well.

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