Another one. How would you make 2 people from different teams work together and collaborate.
When I'm asked to do something individually or collaboratively I do it. And I would expect others to do the same. If you are hiring people that do not do what you ask then perhaps you should revisit the hiring tactics.
Monday and DH wants to be as lazy and almost as unhelpful as possible. He's off sunday-Tuesday and he just wants to sit and watch tv and be a general ass to me. I hate to complain about DH because he's not a terrible guy, but I've had it these last two days. Nut punch for DH today.
So the other day Eliza said she needed to get her on the toilet seat so she could use the bathroom. She said she didn't want to fall. When I took it off she asked why and I said I didn't have a little butt so I didn't need it. Fast forward to this morning and she puts it on the toilet once again and I hear mama you have a big butt so you don't need my seat. I have a little butt. Yep. Thanks Eliza. I do indeed have a large butt.
Also - Today is 6 months since the day we brought Luke home <:-P
FKA mimi4347: diaper rash magician and unofficial expert on excrement
This kid may not have a lot of bowel, but he has plenty of guts! DS born at 34 weeks with (surprise!) gastroschisis turned short bowel syndrome. 131 days in the NICU, 7 trips to the OR, G-button, daily TPN....
We are impatiently awaiting the day we can say goodbye to his girlfriend Ivy for good.
I'm not going to post a warning about April Fool's Day pranks on facebook. I'm going to let any of those assholes make assholes of themselves first, comment on their posts, then unfriend them. I'm hoping my FB friends wouldn't be insensitive enough to post anything like that, but let's be serious. I'm sure I have a few that are dumb enough. Let em post. **Cracks knuckles**
But you're willing to let them hurt others in the process. Ok then.
My childhood best friend had her second baby today! yayayayay! She had her rainbow baby in 2011 via a scary emergency c-section, so I'm extra excited for them to have a healthy, uneventful birth.
And the grumpy Monday part of it: Her dumbass SIL already posted a congrats on Facebook. They were team green, so SIL already told everybody that they had a boy and what they named him before they had a chance to do it themselves. This is making me stabby.
DH's aunt announced the birth of DS on facebook before we did. Almost everyone already knew his name. But, this is really uncool. I'm stabby for your friend.
Weighted yoga pants...does that mean we are working out while leaning? Must burn an extra calorie or 2 on those trips to fill the wine glass or get more pie
Why don't stores sell clothes for the current season!? My spring coats and jackets from 2012 no longer fit as well thanks to my breastfeeding boobage and some weight I haven't done anything about yet. I wanted to buy something today. Nope - only tank tops and shorts can be purchased anywhere. Argh.
Try living in Hawaii. No really I don't need a fleece or a puffer vest!!! I promise!!! I literally buy ALL the summer clothes once they go on sale or else I'm stuck putting poor LO in long sleeves.
I scored free Bulls tickets for the night. I decided to give DH a night off and he can take a few buddies with him. What's an equivalent request for a blow job? Because I'm totally asking for it.
Hysterical blow job=nap!
I just sent in my edits. I'm not happy with them...
I had 6 conference calls today...now I have a night full of work I didn't get done today...and a 6am flight. Ooh..yeah and a kid.
Hey lady vocab...you see this. This is busy. F you!
Oh @lancomechica don't be ridiculous her baby is teaching a class at the learning annex and then going to meet with Putin and try to sort this whole Crimea thing out, she doesn't have time to read these ridiculous "drama posts".
Uh oh y'all jellybean is KTFU. B-) November 14, might have to lurk their board to see if she shows up.
Me: 35 H: 35 Married: 4/5/13 "You know that place between sleep and awake, that place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I will always love you. That's where I'll be waiting." ~Peter Pan
*TW*
BFP #1: 11/12/12 EDD 7/25/13 Baby boy: 7/27/13 BFP #2: 10/29/17 MMC dx @ 9 weeks BFP #3: 2/2/18 MC 2/7/18 BFP #4: 3/2/18 MC 3/9/18 RPL testing and hysteroscopy: all normal BFP #5: 4/1/18 MMC dx @ 14 weeks ----> genetically normal girl Hysteroscopy to remove scar tissue 9/28 BFP #6 11/5/18 EDD 7/20/19 Rainbow baby girl born 7/23/19 BFP #7 12/8/2021 EDD 8/22/2022
Re: Monday spam should be outlawed in the lower 48 states due to Gwyneth causing cancer.
And for context this question is coming from a federal financial organization. Wtf!
When I'm asked to do something individually or collaboratively I do it. And I would expect others to do the same. If you are hiring people that do not do what you ask then perhaps you should revisit the hiring tactics.
Fast forward to this morning and she puts it on the toilet once again and I hear mama you have a big butt so you don't need my seat. I have a little butt.
Yep. Thanks Eliza. I do indeed have a large butt.
I lost my angels 07/2010, 04/2017, 10/2017
Meimsx no more
DS born at 34 weeks with (surprise!) gastroschisis turned short bowel syndrome.
131 days in the NICU, 7 trips to the OR, G-button, daily TPN....
I lost my angels 07/2010, 04/2017, 10/2017
Meimsx no more
DH's aunt announced the birth of DS on facebook before we did. Almost everyone already knew his name. But, this is really uncool. I'm stabby for your friend.
I just sent in my edits. I'm not happy with them...
I had 6 conference calls today...now I have a night full of work I didn't get done today...and a 6am flight. Ooh..yeah and a kid.
Hey lady vocab...you see this. This is busy. F you!
Married: 4/5/13
"You know that place between sleep and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I will always love you.
That's where I'll be waiting."
~Peter Pan
*TW*
BFP #2: 10/29/17 MMC dx @ 9 weeks
BFP #3: 2/2/18 MC 2/7/18
BFP #4: 3/2/18 MC 3/9/18
RPL testing and hysteroscopy: all normal
BFP #5: 4/1/18 MMC dx @ 14 weeks ----> genetically normal girl
Hysteroscopy to remove scar tissue 9/28
BFP #6 11/5/18 EDD 7/20/19
BFP #7 12/8/2021 EDD 8/22/2022
Edit: i just looked for her and the bump tells me "user not found".....
I'm sure there will be a new user here soon.
I lost my angels 07/2010, 04/2017, 10/2017
Meimsx no more
She's still around and was active yesterday. She just had Beej change her SN.
Hi, Jelly! :-h