Here is a conversation with my DH from yesterday:
Me: Pretty soon we'll have to figure out the logistics of the birth.
DH: What do you mean?
Me: Uh, like where Lincoln will go, etc.
DH: To the hospital with us, right?
Me: Um, no. #1 he is not allowed except to visit and #2 that would be very stressful and not fair to him.
DH: So what are we going to do?
Me: I think he will stay with my parents.
DH: And I will come visit?
Me: Uh, NO, you will be at the hospital assisting me with our child when not working. As for Lincoln, we have to decide if he spends the night with my parents or if you drop him off each day.
DH: WHAT? Work then get him dinner then ready for bed then ready and dropped off before work in the morning? That is IMPOSSIBLE!
Me: Uhhhhh, you realize working parents do these same things EVERY single day, right?
DH: Well, that's why you work from home! That's impossible and could never work!
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Ladies, my husband has a new-found respect for those of you that work outside the home.
Please share your DH's latest epiphany with me!
Re: Men Say the Darndest Things
Kind of along the same topic:
https://horribletextsfrommypregnantwife.tumblr.com/
He said you have no reason, you have a built in shelf to just prop your phone on. As he gestures to my Bump...
*typo
Baby #1: expected June 2014
Also, he was convinced that an epidural was just a shot...
It's been 3 days
Just got my license renewed and had to have my picture taken because my previous license was from out of state. Anyways, DH mentions that I will always have a special reminder of being pregnant because I got my new license with pregnant face.
Thank you for reminding me my face is getting fat.
Ummm....what!? He'll no!
So his sleep schedule has slowly been adjusting more to mine, staying up until 4-5 am and getting up around 12-1. He said to me the other day, "I can't wait for the girls to get here so I can get back to my normal sleep schedule." Normal?!? Hahahaha, there will be NOTHING normal about our sleep schedule with two babies!!
Um, chickpea912 (he obviously uses my name). We need to have a serious chat about M's bedtime reading...
I was gonna say, that's gotta be at least at a fifth grade level...
Me: "Well, yeah of course, what do you mean?"
DH: "I thought they had machines for that these days."
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DH said to me awhile ago when I was still pregnant, "does everything go back to normal down there?!" I told him yes eventually but don't plan on getting any for awhile! Now that I've given birth, I told him don't even look at it or even think about it for a very long time, even after I have my 6 week recheck and get cleared! He looked really disappointed but brightened up when I said there's always bj's!!!
DH: Are those new jeans? They look really good.
ME: *in shock* YES! THANKS!
DH: Are they maternity?
ME: Yes, but the so nice you can't even tell!
DH: Yeah they're pretty nice! They just make you look chunky instead of pregnant.
Apparently that was supposed to be a compliment! I wanted to slap him lol