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Boredmember · March 2014

chelseyestelle said:

My husband and I danced to Dark Horse last night with Jude and he was laughing so much. It was the cutest.

sleepy33 · March 2014

Here is a thing that just happened to me today. I was pumping in my office at work. The phone rang. I think our admin was downstairs at the bank, so she didn't answer. My boss wasn't picking up. So I picked up the phone.

Male caller: Can I talk to Rick?
Me: He's on the other line, would you like his voicemail?
Male Caller: No, just tell him :blank: called.
Me: Well, I can't do that, I'm not sure if I'll see him today and I can't leave my office at the moment, would you like his voicemail?
Male Caller: Well, is he still on the conference call?
Me: I DON'T KNOW, SIR, I cannot leave my office at the moment.
Male Caller: You can't check and see if he's on the call?
Me: To be honest with you, I'm pumping in my office and half naked, so I really don't know what he's doing. WOULD YOU LIKE HIS VOICEMAIL?

The guy fell out laughing and said ok.

sleepy33 · March 2014

^^^ not really flameful, but amusing, and I can't start another 'random business' thread two days in a row.

taylormarie923 · March 2014

We have never known who my paternal grandmother's father was. It has been a family mystery. Well, after years of research and DNA tracings, the mystery was finally solved! His family dates back to the revolutionary war when my great great great great whatever grandfather fought for....the British! LOL

Jalee85 · March 2014

Yesterday I was at Target to get my convertible car seat. I had grabbed a pair of bunny ears that I let D play with in the front of the cart. I also grabbed a cute pair of shorts. Well between trying to figure out the coupons with the car seat and the shorts not being 50% off apparently I walked out without paying for the bunny ears. I didn't find the bunny ears till we got home and brought my coat in. I guess she had dropped them in my coat.

#shame
#buttheyonlycostabuck

Jalee85 · March 2014

Picture of stolen bunny ears

SweetCFly · March 2014

Jalee85 said:

Yesterday I was at Target to get my convertible car seat. I had grabbed a pair of bunny ears that I let D play with in the front of the cart. I also grabbed a cute pair of shorts. Well between trying to figure our the coupons with the car seat and the shorts not being 50% off apparently I walked out without paying for the bunny ears. I didn't find the bunny ears till we got home and brought my coat in. I guess she had dropped them in my cost. #shame #buttheyonlycostabuck

When DS was a few weeks old and DH was still on paternity leave with me we went grocery shopping together... When he was super tiny and slept thru shopping experiences we would just leave him in his carrier and put it in the big part to the basket and place groceries piled around him. I had put a 12-pack box of the delicious seasonal pumpkin Cliff bars in there and DH did the checkout and never saw them to pay (self checkout)... He found them in the parking lot but didn't go back in to pay.

Slap8out · March 2014

Foofie&thebean said:
IL's haven't seen Emma since March 1st (when we drove to them) and I have the day off today and could take her to spend time with them but I refuse! If they want to see her they can come here. It's only a 2 hour drive but they haven't come to us since November.

Totally feel you, my sil still has not met dd and she is almost 6 months. We are driving down to see dh's grandmother next month, not far from where they live. Tough shit, they need to make the effort too.

trackgirlparis · March 2014

Jaycarmelxo said:
I think the whole #teamslut thing is gross. If you're saying it once after posting you had sex or whatever, cool, but to keep going on and trying to prove how slutty you are/once were seems like you're trying too hard for the wrong kind of attention to the wrong group of people.

I don't dislike anyone who says it, I just side eye the shit out of those specific posts. Usually I just roll my eyes and move on.. But it's Friday so why not throw my hat into the ring.

Obviously this is directed at @missgpsu‌ and I....

Speaking for myself, I just go along with it because I think it's funny. I've actually never been slutty at all, but now that I'm married, I figure I can be as "slutty" as I want. I'm not trying to prove anything. I like sex and that's not a bad thing. And the #teamslut thing wasn't even started by @missgpsu‌ or I, if my memory serves me right. Someone said it and we just jumped on the bandwagon.

alyshamarie007 · March 2014

DH and I both made up false stories to skip work this morning. After dropping DS off at my mom's house, we went to McD's for breakfast and then made out in the car. #flashbacktohighschool

SHAWNACPA · March 2014

It has been a long week at our house and we are al tired and cranky. DH keeps putting this particular pair of dockers on my side of the closet. He is doing it because they are wrinkled and he thinks I should fix them for him. I don't respond to passive aggressive behaviors, so I keep putting them back. Last night I brought it up and he acted like he had no idea what I was talking about. So, I threw them in the trash ...

I have to tell you ladies about it, because I know he will think I put them in the close hamper (ie-he won) to re-wash/de-wrinkle and he will never know how rebellious and badass I am and that I actually won!!

TophersWife · March 2014

@Crunchymama, at least you do the laundry... My FFFC is that I rarely do the laundry. We live in an upstairs apartment and the flight of stairs is more steep than most (like people actually comment on it). I have a fear of falling down stairs so I avoid going up and down them if not necessary. So my husband *gets* to do the laundry for the most part. I know he would prefer me to do more of it because it can really consume a weekend day that we could be doing fun stuff.

trackgirlparis · March 2014

Jaycarmelxo said:

trackgirlparis said:

Jaycarmelxo said:
I think the whole #teamslut thing is gross. If you're saying it once after posting you had sex or whatever, cool, but to keep going on and trying to prove how slutty you are/once were seems like you're trying too hard for the wrong kind of attention to the wrong group of people.

I don't dislike anyone who says it, I just side eye the shit out of those specific posts. Usually I just roll my eyes and move on.. But it's Friday so why not throw my hat into the ring.
Obviously this is directed at @missgpsu‌ and I....

Speaking for myself, I just go along with it because I think it's funny. I've actually never been slutty at all, but now that I'm married, I figure I can be as "slutty" as I want. I'm not trying to prove anything. I like sex and that's not a bad thing. And the #teamslut thing wasn't even started by @missgpsu‌ or I, if my memory serves me right. Someone said it and we just jumped on the bandwagon.
It wasn't directed at only you two, you aren't the only ones that do it. I wasn't saying the person that started this is horrible or anything or that you can't do whatever you want (married or not). I'm just saying sometimes it comes across as tacky and it's not a personal insult towards anyone, just an observation.

ETA - of course liking sex isn't a bad thing, never said it was.

Okie dokie. I just think it's a funny phrase, like many other things said on the board.

Ajoyd · March 2014

I stayed home with DS this morning while DH went to a job interview.

I was in the kitchen holding him while making a bottle and I started dancing around and singing "Hits from the Bong".

#MOTY

#rolemodel

germanpickle · March 2014

deedee1017 said:

I used to think that I killed all bump threads. For a while, it seemed that every time I commented that was it. No one else answered and no one responded to my comment, so I used to think that I killed all the threads.

sorry honey, that's me with the lame-ass time difference.

PixiesDust · March 2014

SweetCFly said:

Jalee85 said:

Yesterday I was at Target to get my convertible car seat. I had grabbed a pair of bunny ears that I let D play with in the front of the cart. I also grabbed a cute pair of shorts. Well between trying to figure our the coupons with the car seat and the shorts not being 50% off apparently I walked out without paying for the bunny ears. I didn't find the bunny ears till we got home and brought my coat in. I guess she had dropped them in my cost. #shame #buttheyonlycostabuck

When DS was a few weeks old and DH was still on paternity leave with me we went grocery shopping together... When he was super tiny and slept thru shopping experiences we would just leave him in his carrier and put it in the big part to the basket and place groceries piled around him. I had put a 12-pack box of the delicious seasonal pumpkin Cliff bars in there and DH did the checkout and never saw them to pay (self checkout)... He found them in the parking lot but didn't go back in to pay.

Ive accidentally stolen quite a few items because they've gotten lost under DD's carseat. Nothing serious but I always feel pretty terrible (and badass)

SweetCFly · March 2014

PixiesDust said:

SweetCFly said:

Jalee85 said:

Yesterday I was at Target to get my convertible car seat. I had grabbed a pair of bunny ears that I let D play with in the front of the cart. I also grabbed a cute pair of shorts. Well between trying to figure our the coupons with the car seat and the shorts not being 50% off apparently I walked out without paying for the bunny ears. I didn't find the bunny ears till we got home and brought my coat in. I guess she had dropped them in my cost. #shame #buttheyonlycostabuck

When DS was a few weeks old and DH was still on paternity leave with me we went grocery shopping together... When he was super tiny and slept thru shopping experiences we would just leave him in his carrier and put it in the big part to the basket and place groceries piled around him. I had put a 12-pack box of the delicious seasonal pumpkin Cliff bars in there and DH did the checkout and never saw them to pay (self checkout)... He found them in the parking lot but didn't go back in to pay.

Ive accidentally stolen quite a few items because they've gotten lost under DD's carseat. Nothing serious but I always feel pretty terrible (and badass)

Yup @Pixiesdust that is exactly what happened... He didn't know to look for them cause he didn't even realize I put them in there in the first place and they were hidden behind/under the car seat.

germanpickle · March 2014

Charlie1178 said:

I just went to my first appointment, by myself, with DS. I feel pathetic because it did not go smoothly. 5 months and I still can't take him out alone.

That was with me with my first born. It gets better. I don't know when.

WhenInRome11 · March 2014

I have been listening to the Muppets Pandora station a lot lately. It's fantastic!

I was irrationally excited when my new vacuum cleaner arrived yesterday. LO has been rolling all over the place and her clothing is a magnet for the lint and other crud our crappy old vacuum left behind.

MittenJennie · March 2014

I finally have one.

I love reading UO and FFFC but never post because my SN is my real name. And to top it off I'm a teacher - so heaven forbid my students or parents google me. But to be honest when creating my profile I never thought I would post on a forum. I never knew that O13 would be so vital to my new life as a mother.

#addictedtoO13
#lamescreenname
#readallthethingsneverpost
#O13forlyfe

Amjoy25 · March 2014

NRyan55 said:

I think it is immature to throw away your H's clothes rather than engage in an adult conversation with him.

True story: I told the husband I HATED this shirt he always wore; he didn't care. I hid it. He still thinks I threw it away...which I probably have by now. When the man don't listen, shit gets thrown out.

MittenJennie · March 2014

@Snowboarderbritt‌ did you have to create a whole new profile with a different email address?

Jenball717 · March 2014

I never intended to participate in a forum either, but about a million people share my name so I'm not too concerned.

#maybenotamillion
#justahundredthousandorso

hlb622 · March 2014

Jennieholladay said:

I finally have one. I love reading UO and FFFC but never post because my SN is my real name. And to top it off I'm a teacher - so heaven forbid my students or parents google me. But to be honest when creating my profile I never thought I would post on a forum. I never knew that O13 would be so vital to my new life as a mother. #addictedtoO13 #lamescreenname #readallthethingsneverpost #O13forlyfe

I'm totes with you. My screen name is part of my email, so if someone googled it, I'm afraid of what would pop up. But I fear re-entering newb status, so I keep things pretty tame.

SHAWNACPA · March 2014

NRyan55 said:

I think it is immature to throw away your H's clothes rather than engage in an adult conversation with him.

I will agree with you, but I haven't worked less than 90 hours in a week since mid-February... To tired to talk and it made me feel like a badass!!

Gatorsgirl731 · March 2014

missgpsu said:

Jaycarmelxo I know you said it isn't directed at me, but even if it was, oh well. A little tacky? Sure. I just think it is a funny and ironic since I am a Catholic school teacher who has slept with two people total in my life (including DH). I think it all started with the whole vote of who was going to get KTFU first and @trackgirlparis and I were voted high for that since we had PP sex pretty quickly. I am just happy not to be on teamprude

Maybe it was directed at me, the number post proves I'm the sluttiest of board sluts. Really, how did I not get president slut? I'm always having the sex! I'm proud that my husband and I have a healthy and active sex life. #teamslut

wtf is up with my font?

pandaglitter · March 2014

I once accidentally stole a Christmas tree from Walmart. I prefer describing it as a Christmas present from the Walmart cashier who didn't ring it up despite me reminding her. I checked the receipt when I got to the car and the tree wasn't on it. I figured I reminded her. And it's walmart. My conscience is clear.

bkeane619 · March 2014

I have thrown my husbands socks away tons of times. He takes them off in the den and leaves them there. I tell him pick them up and put them in hamper. If they r not they get tossed.

elllaf · March 2014

Dead @crunchymama11‌ & @missgpsu‌ hahaha you go ladies!

DH had this pair of what I call "swishy" pants. That windbreaker material that makes the incessantly annoying noise when it rubs against itself. #killme
I did not hold back and told him every time he wore them around he house just how much I LOATHED them. I bought him nice new sweats that were not offensive to the ears. Yet he still wore those fucking pants.
Finally they had a tear and he agreed I could get rid of them!!!

He just bought a new pair "for playing football in the snow with the guys"
Fine.
He's wearing them on a regular basis in the house again.
The washing machine is going to eat them for a snack tomorrow.
#notthefirsttime
#whycanttheyjustlisten
#nailsonachalkboard
#healmostwokeLO !

blondolphn · March 2014

dh and I attempted sexy time tonight. Lo kept interrupting us, so we ended up calling it quits. I wasn't 100% in the mood for it.

#notsorrydh

jennlin · March 2014

I don't like seeing #teamslut not because I think it's gross, but the thought of sex still makes my vagina cringe--literally...I'm doing a kegel right now. Maybe that's good.

#teamprude

Weljadraak · March 2014

jennlin said:
I don't like seeing #teamslut not because I think it's gross, but the thought of sex still makes my vagina cringe--literally...I'm doing a kegel right now. Maybe that's good.

#teamprude

So is everyone who reads this.

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