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  • taggiecbtaggiecb member
    a chance to shop for clothes for myself
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    To be loved, and to be in love
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  • my5sonsmy5sons member
    1) a reason to dress up...dressing up now means wearing my clean(est) pair of jeans. And if I'm really fanceh, some mascara and lip gloss! OK, really flavored ChapStick.

    2) sex where I'm not thinking about other stuff like grocery lists and the likelihood of being interrupted by a whining and/or crying child, especially at a crucial moment. Sigh.
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    What I do after the garage tonight is on all of your hands. God dammit.
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  • DreadLocDreadLoc member
    a beer.  going on 16 hours, the horror!



    however long the night, dawn will break.

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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    Sex. Of any kind. It's been over a year. 



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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    je+suis=fatiguee said:

    Sex. Of any kind. It's been over a year. 

    WHY?!!!


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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    missyishere said:
    Sex. Of any kind. It's been over a year. 
    WHY?!!!
    Single and ain't ready to mingle!

    But I should probably change that, because IDK if self-service counts. Plenty of that happenin'. Just nothing involving another person. 



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  • MaebbMaebb member
    1) Food other than juice. I started the juice diet on Tuesday, and it's going ok. DH still thinks he'll do it for a month, but I think that's ridiculous.

    2) Sex. Various reasons, mostly related to AF and tired. I asked DH if he wanted to have sex at some point, and he said, "Yeah, at some point, but not tonight." Shot down.
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  • TobedadTobedad member
    Been a long time since I had a blow job where I bounced my load off her throat and into her stomach. Did get sex this morning which was painful for her but I didn't mind lol.
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  • BigFatCatBigFatCat member
    Tobedad said:
    Been a long time since I had a blow job where I bounced my load off her throat and into her stomach. Did get sex this morning which was painful for her but I didn't mind lol.
    DAFUQ?
    Another chance to disapprove,
    Another brilliant zinger...
    Another reason not to move,
    Another vodka stinger!
    (I'll drink to that)
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member

    justAphase said:
    je+suis=fatiguee said:
    Sex. Of any kind. It's been over a year. 
    Feel free to answer in a pm, but arent you in Austin or somewhere close?
    You trynna holla? ;)



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