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Butter vomit

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My dog ate two sticks of butter while I was at the dentist and my mom was babysitting. Now there's a big smelly pile of butter vomit that I can't clean up because baby won't let me put him down. Damn damn damn!!!
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  • Jennybabe0706Jennybabe0706 member
    Thanks for sharing?
    flitterin said:

    Dog?! You mean you didn't feed your baby the butter?

    I literally just laughed out loud
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  • ximenita003ximenita003 member
    You guys really think I'm that crazy or stupid or both... Which is fine... I'm not here to make friends. But seriously it smells like a dairy factory in my house :( not cool dog!
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    ximenita003 said:
    My dog ate two sticks of butter while I was at the dentist and my mom was babysitting. Now there's a big smelly pile of butter vomit that I can't clean up because baby won't let me put him down. Damn damn damn!!!
    QFP. I just have a feeling.
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  • ximenita003ximenita003 member
    I had them out to soften for lactation cookies... Soo very sad. She's never been a counter surfer. I think she learned this from her BFF. She feels awful still :( mopping around the house.
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    Sing2phins said:


    ximenita003 said:

    You guys really think I'm that crazy or stupid or both... Which is fine... I'm not here to make friends. But seriously it smells like a dairy factory in my house :( not cool dog!

    I have to ask why you're here, then.  Because I, for one, don't take you seriously anymore (and haven't for some time).


    To commiserate
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  • ximenita003ximenita003 member
    shelbster25 said:


    ximenita003 said:

    I had them out to soften for lactation cookies... Soo very sad. She's never been a counter surfer. I think she learned this from her BFF. She feels awful still :( mopping around the house.

    Your dog can mop?! Good thing you won't have to put LO down to clean things up!

    Ha ha at first I wrote moping but then I though of her with a bucket and mop and thought "better add a p"

    Just so you know English is my SECOND language...
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  • ximenita003ximenita003 member
    I just finished the first round of cleaning. Used crud cutter, soap and water and carpet cleaner oh and the steam cleaner!!! Butter is the worst!!! What cuts that kind of lard?!
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    katie.725 said:

    Is your baby your dog's BFF? Lord knows you've fed your baby everything in 3 days...

    Geeze louise!!! Gonna have to put on my extra large big Girl flame free panties!

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    GOBLU1274 said:

    Seriously, what da fuq?! Are you a troll? You must be a troll.

    Not that I know of. I had to ask my hubby what troll is...he said it was someone who goes online to piss people off and stir up trouble. I really don't think my questions and comments are that big of a deal, as mostly been blown out of proportion. But maybe some are looking to create some drama over anything remotely controversial. It's cute how all your panties get so twisted up or however that idiom goes.
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    DebateThis said:


    ximenita003 said:

    katie.725 said:

    Is your baby your dog's BFF? Lord knows you've fed your baby everything in 3 days...

    Geeze louise!!! Gonna have to put on my extra large big Girl flame free panties!


    Given your propensity for running in the other direction or changing your SN the second someone questions you on anything, I don't think you actually own a pair.


    My old pair had to be tossed and I just got some industrial fireproof (so the packaging says) on sale!!!! I love anazon!!'
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    CFox815 said:

    This is my favorite thread in the whole wide world.

    Ximentia, never change girl.

    Andplusalso, what's your kid going to have for dinner now that your dog ate all the butter?

    Don't worry I won't. You get what you see... I'm not pretending to be smooth and cool . I'm weird and ordinary if that makes any sense. Oh and today is pizza night at our house. Puréed pizza!!! Yummmy

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  • katie.725katie.725 member
    CFox815 said:
    This is my favorite thread in the whole wide world. Ximentia, never change girl. Andplusalso, what's your kid going to have for dinner now that your dog ate all the butter?
    Sounds like Lactation cookies WERE on the menu...
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    cagoldi said:

    Puréed puzza? Please tell me you're joking! I thought your pedi had talked some sense into you. Wishful thinking on my part, I guess.



    Of course I'm kidding !!! Trying to have some fun with you serious chicas.
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  • amberrrjadeamberrrjade member
    I don't ever recall you having a problem with English before. Bump detectives???
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  • ximenita003ximenita003 member
    GOBLU1274 said:

    ximenita003 said:

    GOBLU1274 said:

    Seriously, what da fuq?! Are you a troll? You must be a troll.

    Not that I know of. I had to ask my hubby what troll is...he said it was someone who goes online to piss people off and stir up trouble. I really don't think my questions and comments are that big of a deal, as mostly been blown out of proportion. But maybe some are looking to create some drama over anything remotely controversial. It's cute how all your panties get so twisted up or however that idiom goes.

    Between your solid foods post and the two mind numbingly stupid posts today, I'm going with troll.

    Your free to think whatever you want :) thank goodness the government hasnt banned free thought, just free speech and our right to bear arms
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    wedding06 said:

    Does it bother anyone else that the OP always posts things as questions, not discussions? Then it says answered beneath it. It really bothers me. I have let it slide because your other posts have been actual questions but this wa a Dear Diary so why would you click post a question? Now my panties are really in a twist!!


    Oh and keep an eye on your dog. High fat items like butter can cause pancreatitis. If he continues to vomit you should take him to the ER.

    Yeah, I noticed that weirdness.

    And I caught the freedom of speech and bear arms bit also but I don't dare ask her to expound on that.

    It's frustrating reading all these posts feeling like I have no clue what she is talking about, but then I remember neither does she.
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  • cagoldicagoldi member
    edited March 2014
    I felt like that needed a QFP also. Something just tells me...
    ximenita003 said:

    GOBLU1274 said:

    ximenita003 said:

    GOBLU1274 said:

    Seriously, what da fuq?! Are you a troll? You must be a troll.

    Not that I know of. I had to ask my hubby what troll is...he said it was someone who goes online to piss people off and stir up trouble. I really don't think my questions and comments are that big of a deal, as mostly been blown out of proportion. But maybe some are looking to create some drama over anything remotely controversial. It's cute how all your panties get so twisted up or however that idiom goes.

    Between your solid foods post and the two mind numbingly stupid posts today, I'm going with troll.

    Your free to think whatever you want :) thank goodness the government hasnt banned free thought, just free speech and our right to bear arms
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  • ximenita003ximenita003 member
    As much as I want to address all your posts, I just can't. Way too much vomit in my day. Shower and bed.

    To ease your twisted panties ... Don't think too much about my posts, I'm just bored and random.
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    CaiShov said:

    There is a store out where I live called Bear Arms. They sell teddy bears and guns and only teddy bears and guns. Just sharing.

    That's bizzare! I love it. I live in DC/Md nothing cool like that here....
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    CFox815 said:
    Additionally. I did come here to make friends. Because I like to comiserate with friends not strangers.
    I, too, did not come here to make friends. I'm here for Brett Michaels.
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  • ximenita003ximenita003 member
    It was awful. Last night She puked a lot more (my sweet husband cleaned it up-as much as one can, with it being butter on carpet). The house stinks !!! I mean really frekin ' stinks of Rotten butter and vomit ! We lit all the scented candles and I turned on the glade spray thingy. Anyways I ended up calling my vet because she started acting weird in the afternoon . Tremors, not coming downstairs and Just not her playful self. Vet advised we bring her in. Blood tests revealed that she doesn't have pancreatitis but it might come up later as she is still passing the butter , the other way. We ended up with a bill of $431!!! But I'd die if anything happened to her. So now I have to take her out every 30 min. We don't have a yard so boooo hoooooo and wag wah wah!!!! Leash walks in my ghetto hood at night :(
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    As you can see we even include her in our family portraits. She is our precious first born. Oh the babykins was like 2 months old here...he looks so silly in his oversized sleep sack.
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